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I cant beleive.....
#1
That this friday....I may be sitting through a showing of new moon.....For a girl im interested in...who wants me to go with her.....I think im going to jump off a bridge...
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#2
I've found that lame movies are exponentially better if watched with a person one is interested in.
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#3
r u team edward!?1
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#4
I can't believe you spelled believe wrong.

I also can't believe you thought this was worthy of a thread.
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#5
I am team hate twilight and want to watch it burn. I mean the best possible outcome will be some nice make out sessions followed by mid film the movie stops playing due to technical difficulties.
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#6
So I guess this makes you a "Twagget".

/shudder
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#7
Hahaha, I have never heard the term 'twagget' before.
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#8
That's probably because Frozen made it up only a few weeks ago, to describe anyone who has read/watched/expressed any opinion on Twilight that isn't 100% negative.
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#9
Jonathan Meer Wrote:I've found that lame movies are exponentially better if watched with a person one is interested in.

I need to put that to the test.
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#10
again I am in no way a fan of twilight and am indeed not a twagget. I am infact only going so that i can be one step closer to getting in her pants. I know thats a horrible thing ot say but I have wanted to shaboink with ehr for quite a long time. And this is keeping me in the good graces. So lets make a list of the things wed do for poon and yeah...And yeah I made up the words Twitarded and Twagget
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#11
If you really want to earn some points, spend twenty minutes looking up differences between the book and the movie, figure out which one she liked more, and then join in on the bashing of the obviously lesser version.
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#12
Tell her that Twilight is a shitty book, and a shitty movie, and if she's going to have you sit through an 2 hours of crap she'd better put out at the end.
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#13
Well the movie date has been canceled.Her younger sister is sick so we dont have to go now. We are instead going ot eat mexican food and fornicate of this I have been promised lmao I barely squeeked out of having to see this damn movie. Fornication...yeah...SmileSmileSmileSmile
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#14
The fuck...

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#15
How can you go from becoming a twagget to fucking a twidyke?
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#16
Mexican food gets twidykes wet.
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#17
Frozen, that's pretty weird. But hey, enjoy it. =p
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#18
You spelt believe wrong.
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#19
When she brings up the topic of Tacos, realize that she is talking about the Mexican food. That's my only tip.
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#20
LOL
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