The Olympics

[Josh]

God Damnit.

Looks like 'Murica sucks at getting gold. But they got the highest total medal count, that's pretty impressive, lots of silver and bronze.

[Sage]

GOOOOOOLD! Awesome showing Canada. The world record holders for the most Olympic gold medals ever acquired by a host team AND the most gold medals ever in a Winter Olympics competition. And we beat America in hockey. ♥

=D

[Waffuru]

most Olympic gold medals ever acquired by a host team AND the most gold medals ever in a Winter Olympics competition

Most Olympic gold by a host team in a Winter Olympics and most gold medals in a Winter Olympics? Aren't they pretty much the same thing? =O

It was awesome they actually put some money into their Olympic program to avoid another crushing 0 golds as the host nation. =X

[Sage]

XD

Not the same thing, actually.

And yeah, I figured if anyone was going to bring that up, it'd be you. Jerk.

Oh, but wait. Our team came home wearing gold around their necks.

But don't worry. Silver's very chic.

[Waffuru]

The gold medals are actually made out of 92.5% silver. o_O

edit: I'm mostly just bustin' your balls. I'm part Canadian and we were actually rooting for Team Canada in the ice hockey finals.

[Alexander Trafford]

I'm going to take this in stride and congratulate the Canadians. After all hockey really is the only thing that your nation is good at and if you did not win the gold then your nation wouldn't really have a purpose and I'd expect a mass suicide. Canada lives for one sporting every four years and you fucks finally won gold again. You're just damned lucky that Americans don't give a shit about hockey.

Nice job Canada, you can now continue as a nation.

Also, effective immediately America will be lifting any Canadian airspace protection provisions in NORAD.

[Josh]

I'm going to take this in stride and congratulate the Canadians. After all hockey really is the only thing that your nation is good at and if you did not win the gold then your nation wouldn't really have a purpose and I'd expect a mass suicide. Canada lives for one sporting every four years and you fucks finally won gold again. You're just damned lucky that Americans don't give a shit about hockey.

Nice job Canada, you can now continue as a nation.

Also, effective immediately America will be lifting any Canadian airspace protection provisions in NORAD.

That's okay, not like we need your help. We're still members in the Commonwealth, and we're commie enough that we could roll with China or Russia.

u mad?

[Sage]

Portage and Main street (literally the main intersection in my city) was stopped by a spontaneous hockey game as a result of Canada winning gold.

Police had to be dispatched to get them out of the way so traffic could move again. That's amazing.

Ace mad. =(

[Josh]

It's all good though, I mean, Murica won a gold medal in men's figure skating- that's cool.

[Alexander Trafford]

Enjoy the next four years of watching America in international sporting competitions as all your national teams don't make the cut, like the World Cup, or some other massive sporting event that Canada sucks at. Hope a gold in hockey and third in the total medal count hold you over until 2014. See ya in Sochi, bitches. Until then, I'll relish in the fact that all your national hockey heroes have to return to America for a paycheck.

You won a gold medal in Ice Dancing. I mean, seriously? Ice Dancing? Only in Canada...

[Victoria]

Are you really upset or just playing around? your posts are pretty nasty.

[Alexander Trafford]

I'm not upset, and I'm not forcing you to read them.

[Vad]

Are you really upset or just playing around? your posts are pretty nasty.

He's a lion. Approach with caution.

You're allowed to poke fun Trafford, just keep it a bit civil please? <3

[Kaden]

Wait, is there actually something called "Ice Dancing?"

[Belle Hibiki]

Is this shit finally over? Can I go back to watching Chuck now?

[Josh]

Enjoy the next four years of watching America in international sporting competitions as all your national teams don't make the cut, like the World Cup, or some other massive sporting event that Canada sucks at. Hope a gold in hockey and third in the total medal count hold you over until 2014. See ya in Sochi, bitches. Until then, I'll relish in the fact that all your national hockey heroes have to return to America for a paycheck.

You won a gold medal in Ice Dancing. I mean, seriously? Ice Dancing? Only in Canada...

ur mad lawlz

[Cain]

The whole Winter Olympics were pretty great. Shaun White took snowboarding to school. I watched the women's mogols too, but can't remember who won. All of it was very great. Watched a lot of people do the ski jump and do lots of flips.

I watched the gold medal hockey game. Bet my friend a few cents that there wouldn't be a punch thrown. Doubled those that Canada wouldn't throw the first punch. In the first third someone on the Canadian team punched an American in the back of the helmet. I laughed out loud.

[Sage]

Enjoy the next four years of watching America in international sporting competitions as all your national teams don't make the cut, like the World Cup, or some other massive sporting event that Canada sucks at. Hope a gold in hockey and third in the total medal count hold you over until 2014. See ya in Sochi, bitches. Until then, I'll relish in the fact that all your national hockey heroes have to return to America for a paycheck.

You won a gold medal in Ice Dancing. I mean, seriously? Ice Dancing? Only in Canada...

Aaawww, muffin.

[Alexander Trafford]

America broke the record for total medals in any Winter Olympics.

[Kaden]

Trafford, you're fighting a losing battle.

They've already established that America's achievements are worthless.