League of Legends

[John Doe]

What happens when you have Taric and Soraka on the same team in a ranked game? 21 minute rape.

[Kaden]

Yes. If a team 1) doesn't ban one of those two champions and 2) doesn't take either of those two champions, they deserve to lose. David and I went on a 9 game winning streak doing normal pugs with Soraka and Taric. It was glorious.

I very much like having 20,000 IP.

[John Doe]

i very much like having 20,000 ip.

SPEND IT! Gah!

[Kami]

I very much like having 20,000 IP.

That's a lot of damn IP

[Kaden]

I played a lot of damned games.

Haven't decided what I want to do with it yet. I'll probably pick up a set of dodge runes, but mostly I want to save it for champs. Or maybe rune pages if they let us spend IP on them.

[Ashe]

I only got to build up around 7,000 IP since I basically lost every single game until a 10 game winning streak suddenly happened right at the end of Sunday night, culminating in my bonuses all wearing off suddenly.

My response was...

http://i.imgur.com/ZW8LQ.jpg

[Kami]

My response was...

http://i.imgur.com/ZW8LQ.jpg

WTF

I earned enough to buy Mordekaiser, which I was happy about. I think I'm going to play a lot more Tristana too.

[Lucifer]

David and I went on a 9 game winning streak

Ahem.

[Kaden]

Sorry, sorry.

David, Brit, and I went on a 9 game winning streak.

Taric + Soraka + Anivia = pub stomper.

[John Doe]

So far I'm on a 15 game winning streak. I'm scared to play in fear of losing it...

[Kaden]

A Vlad with full stacks of Soulstealer and Leviathan is absolutely hilarious.

[Orion]

I so want to play LoL again.

[John Doe]

The Alienware Chubbs Team could use one more member. Anyone?

http://www.alienwarearena.com/event/intel-lol/home/

Unless we don't care anymore.

[Tyr]

Is there even 5 NA people from Chubbs playing LoL?

[John Doe]

Is there even 5 NA people from Chubbs playing LoL?

Me, Kaden, Kami, Ashe, Teemer, Bunny, and Waff.

That's like, 6 people or something.

[John Doe]

Alright, so we're up against Anivia, Soraka, Ez, Alistar, and Gangplank. Who SHOULD we focus fire on? Who DID we focus fire on? Come on, guess, you'll love it. I thought ranked players were supposed to be, oh I dunno, competent.

Edit: fuck typos

[Waffuru]

Why don't people focus Soraka? ffs

[Kaden]

I have ABSOLUTELY no idea.

I've played 5 or 6 games now as Mordekaiser and I've come to the conclusion that people are retarded (or, more accurately, I've renewed my conclusion). 5 or 6 games in a row, I would walk on up into their shit and they would all focus me.

Yeah. Good idea guys. Focus the dude with 200+ armor and MR and his Angel up. See if he gives a shit. Then they rage when they get aced.

[Kaden]

Just finished a 16 minute game.

Immediately after loading, our Kennen dropped. Then our Warwick decided to jungle instead of defending bot, like we told him to, and they were at the inhibitor turret before the 10 minute mark. Warwick then continued to jungle and our Shaco afk'd as well to go jack off or something.

I just walked around showing them my Tibbers.

[Kami]

...Shaco afk'd as well to go jack off...my Tibbers.

16 minutes? Damn that's quick.

I keep playing games where someone always goes afk or rage quits at some point. I usually forget that someone left when it happens to the other team, and then I do really well and win, and then remember that it's 4v5 or 3v5 and feel less good about myself.

I played last night and someone left around lvl 8 and later someone said "Why are we loosing?" and instead of me explaining why our team was not a cohesive unit, but a bunch of masturbatory targets, someone said "We're down a person."

And being down a person or two sucks. So I try and surrender...but they VOTE NO... T_T so we cry and keep playing and then surrender later. It was stupid.

I also noticed playing as Mordekaiser how much the other team will focus on you...which is awesome considering you can launch your E attack on a bunch of minions and all of a sudden ARMOR. Idiots.