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Milk Bubble Wrote:Tell him to get out. Sodomy is wrong!
xD
Vad: Found my dicks btw
Vad: *DISCS
Kaz: XD!!!!XDXDXD!!
Kaz: oh man
Kaz: that was an awesome typo!
Vad: I MEANT ROUND CYLINDRICAL THINGS
Kaz: XD XD XD
Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA
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Best Fanfic Ever
I demand that this be made required reading.
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If life gives you lemons, hand them to me!
I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.
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Jarka Wrote:Best Fanfic Ever
I demand that this be made required reading.
I made it three lines down.
Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially.
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Best quote ever.
Quote:“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
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Like: stun gun. Hours of entertainment.
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08-27-2010, 01:03 AM
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Greg Wrote:I made it three lines down.
I got to "Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way " and got bored.
Okay, so I went back and read the rest of the page, and they should've just replaced it with a picture of who it's describing, long,drawn out descriptions of things like that are the reason I never made it through Lord of the Rings
Super edit: Paragraph=/=chapter
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08-27-2010, 01:29 AM
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"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't believe I even read that far into it without vomiting.
EDIT: "'You ludacris fools!' he shouted."
I love it when people think rappers names are the correct spelling of words.
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08-27-2010, 01:34 AM
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Me and Piper about that Fan Fiction
Quote:Disk Partition 7:57 pm
Jesus christ
Her clothing and makeup style is fucking hot
=(
Alex 7:57 pm
XD
Disk Partition 7:57 pm
I sense naughty thoughts
Alex 7:57 pm
hahaha
Disk Partition 7:58 pm
HOT PINK AND BLACK LACE
OMFG
Wow
You better be compensating me for my blood loss here
I mean. She sounds fucking sexy
but still
Flying Benz?
omfg
Alex 8:00 pm
XD
Disk Partition 8:00 pm
HIllary duff?
wtf
brb
Need to IV some new blood and walk the dog
Alex 8:00 pm
xD !
You would be the only person to enjoy reading that for a reason unrelated to the lawlz
Disk Partition 8:03 pm
You mean the fact that her fashion style and makeup are fucking hot?
Alex 8:04 pm
XD
Disk Partition 8:04 pm
what in the fuck
N: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
I'm like losing braincells
Alex 8:04 pm
Yea
Keep going
Disk Partition 8:04 pm
Which is okay, because my dick didn't need them
Alex 8:04 pm
There are 44 chapters
Disk Partition 8:04 pm
/pun
Wow
Dumbledore taking a stroll in the forbidden forest
...
They had sex
Totally needed more detail
Alex 8:05 pm
XD
Disk Partition 8:05 pm
Her bra color
Panites color
Dude...
Surprisingly this gave me an idea for my next storyline
*cough*(
Alex 8:06 pm
XD !!!11
XD XD XD XD
Disk Partition 8:06 pm
Sex is totally NOT involve
d
>.>
Alex 8:06 pm
<_<
Disk Partition 8:06 pm
That was supposed to be sarcasm
But on a serious note
Ideas are a flowin
My new quote
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
That is such a pun...
Disk Partition 8:08 pm
Red top. Black skirt. Black high heel boots
I WANT HER
Harry Potter as a vampire
Didn't see taht coming
Alex 8:09 pm
XD
Disk Partition 8:10 pm
Wow
AIDs
Vampire tattoos
Disk Partition 8:10 pm
Vampire Potter
Motherfucker
Excellent
I can't go on
I CANT
No matter how awesome she is
Alex 8:12 pm
XD
Disk Partition 8:12 pm
Everything else just...bleeds
Alex 8:12 pm
!!!11
Disk Partition 8:13 pm
Anyway
I'm gonna stop for now
Before I suffer a stroke
Alex 8:13 pm
Ahahaha
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08-27-2010, 02:50 AM
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Like and Hate: I might literally be allergic to like, hard work and exercise. I've always occasionally gotten hives when I shower, but I've written it off as a mild allergy to some ingredients in most of them, since I switched many times and they all did the same thing. We ran four miles today, the first time it's been "cool enough" to work out outside in the last couple months, and on the second stretch, I starting getting really,really freaking itchy, basically everywhere I was sweating. That was four hours ago,and I'm still all hivey and red, though it doesn't itch so bad.
A quick internet browsing found:
http://www.allergicliving.com/features.asp?copy_id=335
Kinda hoping if I do have this it's the first kind, 'cuz I'm pretty sure anaphylaxis will find me never getting that third crow before I get out.
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Eh, you'd know if you were going into anaphylaxis. I mean, yeah you're running so you're having a hard time breathing, but the real danger is that your windpipe with actually start to swell shut. The signs and symptoms of going into a true anaphylactic shock are very very severe, and you'd be having more than some itching and hives.
A lot of times these kinds of allergies can be "worked through" over long periods of time using low level exposures and etc. I used to literally be allergic to the sun, but no longer. I got over it by being exposed to the sun a lot.
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08-27-2010, 03:20 AM
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Orsalis Wrote:Eh, you'd know if you were going into anaphylaxis. I mean, yeah you're running so you're having a hard time breathing, but the real danger is that your windpipe with actually start to swell shut. The signs and symptoms of going into a true anaphylactic shock are very very severe, and you'd be having more than some itching and hives.
A lot of times these kinds of allergies can be "worked through" over long periods of time using low level exposures and etc. I used to literally be allergic to the sun, but no longer. I got over it by being exposed to the sun a lot.
Photosensitive. My hands and arms are like that. I break out in itchy hives in the sun. I am a vampire.
c wut I did thar?
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Tallow Wrote:I got to "Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way " and got bored.
Okay, so I went back and read the rest of the page, and they should've just replaced it with a picture of who it's describing, long,drawn out descriptions of things like that are the reason I never made it through Lord of the Rings
Super edit: Paragraph=/=chapter
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?
I don't think you understand why it's the best fanfiction ever.
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08-27-2010, 03:49 AM
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sigh... okay let's read this thing that everybody's talking about. Excerpts forthcoming.
oh jesus hahahhaa, vampire witch goth who wears combat boots and loves hot topic
flying cars
what is hilary duff doing in this?
the grammar implies that she's writing with only one hand at certain parts
"because i love the taste of human blood." he giggled
“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.
alright, i've had enough. good laughs and everything, but i can't take any more.
edit: i recommend checking out the legal page.
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OH MY GOD.
Please go to the videos section. It's TTS reading her story to pictures drawn in MS Paint.
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Quote from the legal page Rod mentioned
"Now I'm not Tara Gilesbie but if anyone representing JK Rowling has a complaint about My Immortal then they can fuck themselves and will deserve ridicule. If I was JK Rowling I wouldn't even acknowledge My Immortal was even based on Harry Potter to try and distance myself from the trainwreck. Though its an unlikely scenerio anyone will care or try to claim enfringement, I just thought I'd make a rant about it anyway.
kthnxbai "
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08-27-2010, 05:00 AM
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"I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak)"
OH FUUUUUUUCK. WATCH OUT VAMPIRES, DELICIOUS SLABS OF GRILLED MEAT IS OUT TO GET YOU!
Lol I like how after that Draco died anyways from slitting his wrists.
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Steak.
I just got wood.
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