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Nnngahhhhrblefffttt (hospital)
#1
That's right, I am in the hospital being treated for cellulitis on mah leg. I am being pumped with morphine and antibiotics via IV, weeeeeeee. First time in the hospital, kinda scared. Doc had to cut an incision in my leg, and he drained a bunch of pinkish fluid that looked a bit like paint thinner. Fun times. Anyone ever had to go to the hospital?
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#2
That sucks, dude. Hope you're alright and stuff.

Longest I was ever in a hospital was when I broke my leg as a kid. I actually didn't mind at all since I got to stay off school, though. >_>
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#3
I have never been to the hospital. I have never broken a bone or had any serious injuries that warranted a hospital visit.

Therefore, I am immortal. Bow to me and worship me by drinking lots of milk! Then you will never break any bones like me.
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#4
I got in a car accident that sheered a lot of the flesh of my knuckles and fingers. I have like, 43 stitches between the two of them. Morphine makes me scream, apparently. I do not remember this.
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aww!! i hope you get better, spence!!

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Take it in stride, Spence. I was in the hospital for uncontrollable bleeding twice early into my recovery from surgery. Contrary to what fear tells you, the staff are their to assist you and make you feel like you're not going to bleed out...
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Ive been twice seriously.....one for something when i was a kid dont remember but i remember being there for a week. And the second visit was a few years back when i shattered my right ring finger and had to have surgery to correct it.

Get well soon you dirty santa you
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#8
Yeah, most of the staff is really nice and are very firm in me asking them for help. My mom on the other hand... Tongue

Thank you guys for your support. I'mma little stir crazy atm, but I'll live. Smile
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When they amputate it we'll chip in for a cyberleg.
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Rem-13 Wrote:When they amputate it we'll chip in for a cyberleg.

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I've been the hospital a couple of times. Both for head injuries, though, so I genuinely don't remember very much about either time.
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So wait, by cybernetic leg do you mean cybernetic third leg? Am I going to get a robotic penis? Are you telling me the hospital is going to remove my penis? :X
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Woah woh, buddy of course not why would...

Hey, does this needle smell like a potent sedative to you?
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#14
No, smells like chocolate rubar--zzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,
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And then cyber cawk.
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#16
spent a week in the hospital before, and a few nights here and there over the years. the only problem is the stigma of associating hospitals with serious bodily harm.
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Rod Hardwood Wrote:spent a week in the hospital before

That's when you got that big d****o stuck in your a** right? ;)
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#18
Dingo in his act? I've heard of donkey shows but that's pretty out there/
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Josh Wrote:That's when you got that big d****o stuck in your a** right? Wink
that draino ruining my art has nothing to do with this and you know it
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Get better soon!
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