RAGE Thread

[John Doe]

You know when LoL players piss you the fuck off? Yeah, here's the thread for that. I'll start.

"I fucking hate feeders in ranked!" - 0/11/1 Rammus with Tiamat

[Rafael]

Nub Hate: that Yi guy, every game I play against him he just eats me alive. He jumps me out of nowhere and moves so fast and hits so hard I'm dead before I know what's going on. Damn. Otherwise still liking it and trying to get less horrible.

[Kaden]

Yi can definitely be a bitch. However, a bit of armor and Exhaust basically shut him down. If you're having trouble with a Yi, and you're not a tank, grab a quick Heart of Gold (gives health, armor, and gold per 5). It will help quite a bit.

Also, while Ghost/Flash is the common combo for squishies, if you have any built-in escapes (Tristana's jump, Corki's jump, Ezreal's teleport) then I STRONGLY recommend running either Ghost/Exhaust or Flash/Exhaust and being patient about using your escapes to actually escape -- as opposed to using them to jump into the middle of a fight.

[John Doe]

Ranked Solo:

First pick > Pantheon

"ok mid pant I called it"
"mid panth it's mine"
"mid's mine I called"
"I call mid with panth"
"mid goes to pant"

...

"ok guys I'm getting pizza brb an hour"

[John Doe]

Ranked Solo (why am I so stupid?):

"Ok, don't ban Shen, and we'll trade. Who do you want?"
"Tryn"
"I don't have him any secondaries?"

*picks Tryn and locks in*
*other team picks Shen*

"You really just picked TRYN over Shen?"
"yup, cry about it"
"I just hope you're good with him"

...

Final score for Tryn: 2/21/0

I wish I could make that up.

I guess it didn't help that in the middle of the game my game froze because my college decided to shut down the internet for the entire fucking building. When I got back, I was level 12 with 1 death. Tryn had 18 deaths at the time.

[Rafael]

Wait, what? banning heros, how does that happen?


Also, fuuuuuuuuck being in an all-melee team and in my lane, caitlyn and ashe. Fuck.that.shit. at the start

Then I went and killed the mobs in the forest for a bit,came back with both buffs and butchered both of them a couple times because they seemed to be oblivious of the brush on the inside of the lane. Yeaaaaah. Just barely managed to make up my kill death ratio ending 9/8/8.

Also,really wish the thing would not fail to pop up when I have a match, Xin Zhao is not my first choice

[John Doe]

Wait, what? banning heros, how does that happen?

Draft pick. It's in ranked games.

[John Doe]

Ranked Solo:

Jungle Fiddlesticks

Dies twice to Golems.

No, not BLUE Golem; the regular Golems. TWICE.

"Damnit Ez you ruined my routine!" (Ez actually weakened the golems the first time he died.)

I fucking hate stupid people.

"hey if ur so pro then 1v1 me"

[Orion]

Ranked Solo:

You're going to have an anger induced heart attack before you're thirty if you keep up with that.

[John Doe]

It's the same everywhere. Normal games are retarded too, in fact more so. Yet I keep playing this fucking game because I'm stupid. Sigh...

[Ashe]

"hey if ur so pro then 1v1 me"

I can't help but groan at that comment. Somehow, in every completely unrelated situation that involves different skills, people always think a 1v1 fight gives their stance more credibility.

Some dude repeatedly dies in LoL by overextending and generally just playing bad, but that's ok because they are Jax or Yi, some of the best 1v1 characters after gear purely because of the gear, so they go "stfu u fking suk noob ur scared to 1v1 me scrub, 1v1 me if u don't suck, I'll wait at ur red!" Then they get super pissed when the entire team shows up to fuck this guy up at red because "wtf nub 1v1 not team u pssy!" while we're pissed that his ego is losing us the game.

Someone repeatedly dying to some raid mechanic in WoW and not doing something like moving out of the fire? "Hey, btw, that green shit is not something you want to stand in. I can't heal you through it." "Stfu nub, u suck at this game, I can prove it, duel me scrub!" "What does a duel have to do with raiding?" "DUEL ME".

[Jonathan Meer]

Same with CoD4.

Me: 'So...why are you using a G3, Bandolier, and Extreme Conditioning in Vacant for Search and Destroy?'

Dude: 'Because it's great for headshots.'

Me: 'It really isn't. You don't have any perk that helps cover our backs, you'll never use up all your sprint on Vacant, you'll never run out of ammo in SoD on a G3, and you'll never get a chance to line up your headshot when they're sub-machine-gunning the shit out of you.'

Dude: 'dude whatever you just suck'

Me: '...I en't oh-and-four.'

Dude: 'o yeah bring it cage match 1v1'

=======

Exact same scenario. Because clearly, 1v1 match is relevant to search and destroy.

[Rafael]

hahaha, had a Ryze do this all game yesterday while I was playing Vlad. killed him like a minute into the game and the whole rest of the time was trying to talk trash and 1v1. Tried it twice and both times his whole team tried joining in, but Vlad doesn't take shit from anyone and I escaped like a boss. Then we broke into their base and from then on I murdered him every time he spawned. <3 Vlad at lvl 9 on

[Rafael]

Hate: going 24/9/9, picking apart the enemy team as they attacked together time and again and seeing 3 of my party...jungling, every time. So, I lost, despite beating the shit out of the enemy team. Teemo is incredible =D

[Kaden]

Something to keep in mind when you're rocking faces: every kill you get is a kill a teammate doesn't get.

That sounds really obvious, but it's important to think about how that kill gold can best benefit your team as a whole. Does every champion need gear? Sure. Does every champion get the same returns on gold? Absolutely not.

If you're Teemo, for example, and you see Master Yi in the middle of an alpha strike to get a kill DON'T steal it from them. Master Yi scales SO much better than Teemo, and there are a lot of cases like that. When allies end up under-farmed then it's not that uncommon for them to run through the jungle trying to get what gold they can.

Something to think about.

[John Doe]

Ranked Solo:

So, we're double the other team's kills, and their Yi is feeding at 1/17/2. Wait, this is the rage thread, shifobrainz, you must have mispost this-

DEFEAT

wait wut? How is that even-

My team was a bunch of fucking retards that split up at EVERY possible opportunity to dick off in jungle why I, as Shen, pushed towers alone and then watched as their Yi backdoored our base and Teemo solo our entire team.

Oh...

Going to take a nice long break now. /uninstall for a week

[John Doe]

Ranked Solo (Why am I so fucking stupid?):

So me and Civik are playing a game of ranked, right? He's doing alright jungling, though I think he failed somewhere and almost died. Anyway, back to me, playing the WORST Xin Zhao I've ever played in my life. IN MY LIFE. So Amumu, balling, always in the bottom lane bush, getting all them ganks, and I almost die twice, recalling each time. So, we try to gank, I get killed, and I see that I'm level 5 10 minutes in, with 7 CS. Really? Malphite taking ALL my last hits, and Amumu ganking literally ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Having no money also meant I couldn't afford wards either, fucking fantastic.

So, long rant shorter, I end up as 2/9/3? Xin, SO FUCKING HORRIBLE. I could not do A DAMN FUCKING THING TO A TEAM FILLED WITH FUCKING SQUISHIES. FUCK NUGGETS.

I'm wondering why I reinstalled. Seriously.

To rub salt in my wounds, I went like, 13/1/10 or some shit against our Chubbs friends beforehand, and still lost. I obviously don't suck with Xin, I just suck at life.

P.S. FUCK LOL WAS LAGGING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.

[Ashe]

K/D Ratio > Towers.

True story.

[Kaden]

To rub salt in my wounds, I went like, 13/1/10 or some shit against our Chubbs friends beforehand, and still lost. I obviously don't suck with Xin, I just suck at life.

I was trying SOOOOO hard to give you that win, apparently. Haven't fed like that in a while.

[John Doe]

Everything > John Doe.

True story.

Fixed.