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Blitz Mafia - Day Six
#1
Kami was found without fanfare or blood or gore. Simply dead. Cold and dead.

Kami, the Hunter, would also leave behind a rifle with a single bullet, unfired. Unused.

This was the final day. Either the Mafia would be purged, or the townspeople would be.

Barely a village left, at this point. The sixth and final day has begun.

1 John Doe
2 Kami
3 Celena
4 Rem-13
5 Sophia
6 Whompt
7 Rose
8 Kaden
9 Sigfried
10 Piper
11 Jarka
12 Rafael
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
#2
Lynch John Doe
#3
Orsalis Wrote:Lynch John Doe

Whoops, forgot to switch.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
#4
I still think Sig was lying about being a sheriff.

Lynch Sigfried
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
#5
I investigated you last night, John Doe. The results came back as, "townsperson." And because we all know I'm a crazy son of a bitch, we know that means you're mafia.

Enjoy your stay in Hell, you son of a bitch!!
#6
And, according to my investigations, you aren't even a sheriff at all. If you're not a sheriff, then the only thing left would be mafia.

Edit: AND STOP POSTING AS THE WRONG PERSON YOU MAFIA SCUM!
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
#7
1/2 John Doe (Sigfried)
1/2 Sigfried (John Doe)
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
#8
Sorry!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
#9
You had better be sorry.
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
#10
The power is mine it seems...

I had something longer and filled with more whimsy, but eh, fuck it. Let's see how this plays out.

Lynch John Doe
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Quote:Vad's Whimsical Whimsicalisms: Men.  Good stuff there.
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning,
but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

#11
Before I die, I'd just like to say...

FUCK YO COUCH!
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
#12
John Doe clapped once, stood on the central argument table, and delivered his final urination. In the dirt, on the grass, on the table, in Piper and Sigfried's hair. A wondrous golden shower it was, and lo, there were many sparkling and shiny faces.

Sigfried and Piper grabbed Doe, who refused to comply. "BITCHES, you two can't get me up there"

'Fuck. Fine.'

Piper pulled out a gun and shot him dead.

John Doe was Mafia.

Success! All three Mafia were killed, and Piper and Sigfried walked toward the horizon to commandeer a house and set about repopulating the village.

1 John Doe
2 Kami
3 Celena
4 Rem-13
5 Sophia
6 Whompt
7 Rose
8 Kaden
9 Sigfried
10 Piper
11 Jarka
12 Rafael
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...


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