Mafia REBORN - Day 1

[John Doe]

Oh trust me, I hate her as much as the next guy, but STILL. Changing your No-lynch so quickly is MIGHTY SUSPECT!

Am I srs or not? To be honest, in all this confusion I've forgotten myself. But there's one question you should ask yourself. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do ya, PUNK?

Edit: I just confused "too" and "to". I think I'm going to go ahead and call myself the Moyki of this game.

[Blue]

I'd rather Lynch Miley Cyrus. She's the devil. Fo' realz.

[Kami]

I'm going to lynch all of you unless you get back on track. Sounds like mafia misdirecting to me!

[John Doe]

*points finger to Ashe*

Also, Cringle is 110% mafia. Ashe is the godfather. Whompt is a bomb. I have nothing to base this on.

Vad is a watchtower.

[Dr. Cringle]

*points finger to Ashe*

Also, Cringle is 110% mafia. Ashe is the godfather. Whompt is a bomb. I have nothing to base this on.

Vad is a watchtower.

?

[John Doe]

Stop trying to point attention away from yourself and your mafia cohorts. We're on to you and we'll show you the strength of Unity and Trust!

- United Nations of Doe

[Kami]

Doe, are you trying to get lynched this round? Let's not forget the possibility that someone could get lynched regardless of votes, so do we leave the choice up to them or do we try and sort it out?

[John Doe]

I'm not "trying" to get myself to get lynched, but I'm also not "trying" to NOT be lynched either. I'm just doing whatever I want, while trying to stay relatively logical and/or nonsensical.

I'm not any special role, so I feel that if I be as loud as possible in this round, I could get more information spread. If it helps or hurts the townies, I don't know.

tl;dr I'm retarded.

Edit: Also, a decision made by all is better than a decision made by one. IF there's a shit starter this game, the guy is supposed to pick their target BEFORE the day even starts. Therefore, completely random 1/15 chance of him being right. I'd rather we make an educated guess rather than a shot in the dark, if you know what I'm saying.

Right now, I think it's Cringle and Ashe. And maybe Whompt.

[Ashe]

Did... did you just call Vad a Jehovah's Witness?

[John Doe]

Did... did you just call Vad a Jehovah's Witness?

I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did.

[Jarka]

Lynch Miley Cyrus

I need Rebecca Black to tell me the days of the week.

[John Doe]

I don't feel that you guys are understanding the situation hurr. If we don't vote we leave our fate to the one. Stop voting for these damn girls with internet hatred and "singing" talent. Instead, vote for Cringle, or ANYBODY that's actually playing this game. SHEESH.

/srs face

Edit: I've changed my mind, I'm this game's Waff.

[Sigfried Hunin]

I vote for Jarka, cause she doesn't know the days of the week.

[Super Buu]

IF there's a shit starter this game, the guy is supposed to pick their target BEFORE the day even starts.

Rly?

[Sigfried Hunin]

JARKA.

EDIT: Hah ha, you can't do anything about this.

[John Doe]

aha, misread that. Thanks, mafia master.

Ok, it's still a vote from one instead of a vote from all. Still not optimal use of our day phase.

[Jarka]

LYNCH SIGFRIED

He's a douche and he won't let me use his computer to defend myself.

[Sigfried Hunin]

LYNCH SIGFRIED

He's a douche and he won't let me use his computer to defend myself.

I let her type this. She's so clearly mafia.

[John Doe]

Good thing we're getting back on the right track, but it's obvious (to me) that Dr. Cringle is the only choice.

[Waffuru]

I let her type this. She's so clearly mafia.

Stop cohorting!