Mafia REBORN - Day 1

[John Doe]

But deciding our fate means that we should be SMART about it. I think Ashe has a better chance at being Mafia than Cringle, so I think Ashe is the better vote.

[Sigfried Hunin]

Yeah, we need to make all of our votes go in one direction or else we're not gonna have enough votes to lynch ANYBODY and that's bad because it takes the power out of our hands. If there's 0% risk there's gonna be 0% reward.

Cause we only have like, 6 hours left and half of these people are at work or like, loving their women or something stupid.

[John Doe]

The fact that YOU say that while still keeping your vote to Cringle only further proves my point. Don't vote Cringle, at least today. Ashe or Sig is a better target, with Ashe > Sig.

Only 3 hours left btw.

[Piper Juunanagou]

Yes, Doe, we should be smart, but there's a time for that. Right now, we have... two hours? Two hours or so until the end of the day phase. Even if Ashe were to be definitively mafia, it'd be hard to gather the requisite votes in time.

I'm going to stick with Cringle, with the hope that the people who haven't voted yet will make their opinion's heard, lest they garner the attention of us savvier villagers.

[John Doe]

I don't think he's mafia though. Sure, I voted for him a while back, but that was only to spur you guys into action. Since Sig has more votes than Ashe, I'm going back to voting him. Sheesh.

Lynch Sigfried again

[Sigfried Hunin]

...cringle as the most voooteeees

[John Doe]

...cringle as the most voooteeees

Nice try, but you're tied, and you have higher chance at being Mafia than he does.

[Sigfried Hunin]

What do you even MEAN "chance?" There's not like, a betting pool out there. If there WAS, you're the only one here with a 100% history of being a mafia person.

[Super Buu]

4/9 Dr. Cringle (Sigfried, Piper, Vad, Whompt)
1/9 Jarka (Waffuru)
4/9 Sigfried (Jarka, Dr. Cringle, Rafael, John Doe)
1/9 Vad (Kami)

Got about 2 and half hours left until the night phase.

[John Doe]

What do you even MEAN "chance?" There's not like, a betting pool out there. If there WAS, you're the only one here with a 100% history of being a mafia person.

By CHANCE, I mean the way you're presenting yourself. "oh, I'm going to die, now I can close this window, even though I'm a special role I'm not going to tell you guys before you lynch me." All that stuff. If you're REALLY not mafia, then you'd say something about it. "guys, don't lynch your bodyguard/vigilante" or something of the like. The way I see it is that you're a bomb who doesn't care if he's lynched, because he'll still kill somebody anyway.

I liked that last bit at noting I've been mafia so many times. *golf clap*

[Piper Juunanagou]

Why are you demanding that he oust whatever he is, Doe?

What's to stop us from deciding to lynch you, Doe? Why don't you tell us what role you are then, lest we begin to believe that you are mafia. HUH??

[Sigfried Hunin]

My special role is STUPID if everyone knows what it is. So, what the fuck is YOUR role if you need to know mine?

[John Doe]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS THAT I'M JUST A FUCKING TOWNIE.

And the reason you're not sharing your role is that it helps the mafia. Otherwise you'd say something.

[Sigfried Hunin]

Or because it defeats the point of having the role if the mafia know it. HURR UDRR

[John Doe]

So you'd rather be lynched without saying than tell us so we can get roles to protect you? Smart.

I liked how you spelled "durr" wrong. A nice touch.

[Sigfried Hunin]

So far the vote is split and there's only two hours left to go. I'm honestly not that worried about you getting 5 more votes in that span of time. I'm just worried about us not getting somebody before the time is up.

[John Doe]

Ha, but you don't remember that you had 7 votes only last night. You still didn't say anything.

[Blue]

Unvote Cringle
Lynch Sig

Still have a sneaking suspicion about him. I only switched before because it didn't seem like Sig would get a majority.

[Sigfried Hunin]

Cause I wasn't THERE last night lol

Meh, done arguing about it. You think I'm mafia for some weird ass convoluted reason. I'm not a bomb or anything gay like that, not mafia, just a special role for the townieeees. DONE NOT GONNA ARGUE NO MO.

[Blue]

I love how Doe's avatar and shit still look SOOOO Mafia-esque. It's like his destiny or something.