Mafia 5: Mafiocity DAY 1

[Tyr]

Calm down tits and gents, let's just all have a breather and laugh at the traits people have been given in this one. Though I think guessing Rose's will offend some people.

[Waffuru]

Hello from lovely Maui! As a townsperson I think there is no way to know who to kill.

So a purely random vote, Lynch Sigfried.

[Ashe]

So I'm going to copy Kaden here and see if people get the point.

I am not mafia.

[Blue]

Please, Lady-Man-Mafia. You're the most obviously mafia person here.

[Ashe]

Please, Lady-Man-Mafia. You're the most obviously mafia person here.

Oh, quite definitely. I'll die tonight or tomorrow to something random and people will then be like "Oh, he wasn't mafia. Well, at least Ashe is gone." And I'll be like "Ten fires. Die in them."

[Jonathan Meer]

I'd like to start the game with a recurring quote: The only werewolf now surely penising erection really shouldn't organize Nair.

Don't fiddle your kids, ladies and gents.

EDIT: Rose has clearly been instructed to type as Mal Nova for the duration of the game. I don't like this. I've no doubt he's a townsperson, but I can't put up with that for an entire game.

Lynch Rose (Nova)

[Tyr]

I'd like to start the game with a recurring quote: The only werewolf now surely penising erection really shouldn't organize Nair.

Don't fiddle your kids, ladies and gents.

EDIT: Rose has clearly been instructed to type as Mal Nova for the duration of the game. I don't like this. I've no doubt he's a townsperson, but I can't put up with that for an entire game.

Lynch Rose (Nova)

AHAHAHA best fucking reason ever

Lynch Rose! Sorry tits!

[Ashe]

Yeah, a few people do seem to have some crazy roles involved, which should spice things up a bit. I honestly have no suspicions of who is what alignment, but here's what I have noticed:

Alexander Trafford is some kind of bard - he must use rhymes. I have half an urge to scream "Arrest this man, he speaks in maths!" but it wouldn't quite be appropriate here. He did specifically mention that there are 3 mafia to kill, however, when its not noted elsewhere. Its a fair assumption still, given the reduced numbers.

Rose is the town idiot - essentially what Meer said. I'm actually surprised that I didn't even notice it at first, but I must have built up a repellent to these types of posts.

Vad... Fuck me, but I don't see it. I even checked for invisitext. I assume currently that he's a normal person, as far as posting styles go. Suspicious, in some ways, but is normalcy to be considered suspicious this game?

T. Merr - See above. I don't have a clue, at this time.

Jarka is a fucking pirate, and that's badass. Those are usually on the wrong side of the law, but... a fucking pirate. In case your reading abilities are dense, "that's badass".

Leo seems to have tourettes. Which could be hilarious.

Waffuru is some kind of tourist?

I didn't catch anything from Whompt in that one liner.

Meer is either some kind of "Teen Werewolf" role where he has to say werewolf every post or he's wondering has anyone ever been so far as to decide what to do more like.

So some people have weird posting rules, others don't appear to. I'm not sure if there's any consistency to alignment with that, but I wouldn't immediately assume so.

[Sigfried Hunin]

Lynch Whompt! He's always fucking mafia.

PS: Trafford, I freaking love you for having to rhyme in every damn post lawlawlawl

[Piper Juunanagou]

Lynch Ashe

We don't need none of your fancy words!

[Jarka]

Ashe, I won't say I'm not a pirate because, historicarry, that is prausibre, but I was not assigned a pirate rore.

Lynch John Doe. He's, rike, the definition of mafia.

[John Doe]

Hey, people are voting.

Vad 2/7 (Rose, T. Merr)
Rose 3/7 (Vad, Meer, Leo)
Whompt 1/7 (Sigfried)
Ashe 1/7 (Piper)
Sigfried 1/7 (Waffuru)
Jarka 1/7 (Jarka)

Do inform me if I have made a mistake. I'm afraid that all this lynching has made my brain hurt.

[Sigfried Hunin]

I'm giving my LIST.

Whompt
Rose
Piper
Waffuru
Meer

[Blue]

Really Frank? You can't figure mine out? Must be losing your touch...

Also, Fag-face McGee is a fag-face. I'm never Mafia. Hell, statistically I've almost only been helpful roles. I'm just a crazy townie this go around, like two games ago. But still! At least wait until we have some better information before throwing a guy under the ole bus-a-roo.

Lynch Sigfried

[John Doe]

Vad 2/7 (Rose, T. Merr)
Rose 3/7 (Vad, Meer, Leo)
Whompt 1/7 (Sigfried)
Ashe 1/7 (Piper)
Sigfried 2/7 (Waffuru, Whompt)
Jarka 1/7 (Jarka)

[Piper Juunanagou]

I see your paranoia and raise you x2

Unlynch.

Lynch Sigfried.

[Jarka]

Unlynch John Doe

Lynch Sigfried

I'm just doing it for the rors.

[John Doe]

Vad 2/7 (Rose, T. Merr)
Rose 3/7 (Vad, Meer, Leo)
Whompt 1/7 (Sigfried)
Sigfried 4/7 (Waffuru, Whompt, Piper, Jarka)

[Super Buu]

Rose is the town idiot - essentially what Meer said. I'm actually surprised that I didn't even notice it at first, but I must have built up a repellent to these types of posts.

Nnow you just trollin me ... jackass....

But Yeah I'm dead on day 1 arent I ....

That said..... its' a great legitimate EXCUSE to vote for someone you know isnt mafia.... and I am watching the votes carefully....

[Tyr]

It would seem that tits cannot in fact say the letter R and we may have to consider lynching tits prematurely in order to not end up in a situation where we cannot lynch tits because tits cannot say the letter R and as such, wont be able to spell tits' name.