RAGE Thread

[John Doe]

YOU SAY THAT, BUT I SEE YOU HOVERING OVER THE BIG RED PLAY BUTTON. YOU CAN'T STOP!

IT'S IN YOUR BODY IT'S IN YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[Orion]

No.

[Sigfried Hunin]

I fucking hate it when a team just STEAMROLLS you and you just legitimately don't know HOW. That happens to me all the fuckin time.

[Rafael]

Hate the end of the lane phase. I find that to be infinitely more fun than the "everyonegroupthefuckupandspamlotsofults" part of the game

[Kaden]

I fucking hate it when a team just STEAMROLLS you and you just legitimately don't know HOW. That happens to me all the fuckin time.

Its usually because of superior coordination. Being able to initiate a fight properly. Focusing the right people during team fights. coordinating split pushes. Stuff like that.

Hate the end of the lane phase. I find that to be infinitely more fun than the "everyonegroupthefuckupandspamlotsofults" part of the game

It doesn't have to end if you're playing correctly. Its very possible to just continue laning and split push the entire game. It generally requires a lot of warding and map awareness, and some champions are better at it than others (Yi, Udyr, Sivir, Karthus, Singed), but very doable.

[Tyr]

I fucking hate it when a team just STEAMROLLS you and you just legitimately don't know HOW. That happens to me all the fuckin time.

If you're really curious, could try to get that user made replay system.


I hate Mexican stand-offs in pubs. There's always someone who doesn't get the memo to stop wanking around in the middle lane and stays just long enough for the enemy to jump over and catch him, usually instantly triggering what I like to call "leave no man behind" syndrome, meaning the team feels such a tight connection to their fallen teammate, they decide to dive in to a min. 4v5 fight in order to join him in the afterlife.

:'(

[John Doe]

I'm not even in this game they're playing, but I can tell that this Singed is clearly the best Singed that ever played ever. 0/7/0 as of right now. "The only reason I'm dying is because nobody is helping me!"

[Ashe]

I'm not even in this game they're playing, but I can tell that this Singed is clearly the best Singed that ever played ever. 0/7/0 as of right now. "The only reason I'm dying is because nobody is helping me!"

He ended 0/8/0, arguing with me that HE was the tank and we needed to stay with HIM. I was Alistar. He had two items - Warmog's and Move Speed 3 Boots. No mana for his passive health boost. No AP. No defensive stats beyond the Warmog's. I had Glacial Shroud, Shurelia's Reverie, Move Speed 5 Boots, and something else I believe. Had decent defense stats, was 3/4/0 as jungling Alistar. This guy couldn't even get an assist with his poison, but it was "cause u suk".

Game starts with him solo top and... he never had lane opponents show up. So... bot suddenly gets ganked hard by a roaming Alistar + Eve team that are jungling, and then they catch me in the jungle. After eating our bot repeatedly (basically a four man lane there), they go top and gank Singed. Singed had no laning opp, had only around a 30 creep score against most of us having 40+, and had not really hit the tower, despite being directly under it the entire time. He couldn't get creep kills because he just ran back and forth with his poison, never attacking, and with no AP.

He gets ganked by Alistar and Eve suddenly and types in "lol does our Alistar even no how to jungle?" followed by "u have to gank, i need help at top". I go top to help him, I kill one of them while the other leaves (he STILL gets no assist because he was sitting at the tower doing... something), I get to the tower and get it nearly dead before two of them show up. I nearly kill one of THEM while I'm ulted and a third shows up, killing me. The ENTIRE TIME Singed is acting like Nunu-bot and is just PUSHPUSHPUSHPUSH on the tower beside the fight, letting two of them run off with 10% health while the third kills him, as another shows up. To which he's all "ffs, just stand there and don't help on the tower or anything".

Amazing.

[Jonathan Meer]

Love it.

[John Doe]

Here's a tip (and a spear to go with it):

FUCKING

STICK

TOGETHER

There's a fucking reason that LoL is called a "TEAM GAME" because you have to stay together WITH THE FUCKING TEAM. It might go over you heads, but maybe, JUST MAYBE, you should pull back and defend the THREE FUCKING TOWERS you let die instead of needlessly backdooring top tower. Simple math, what is greater, 3 towers and two teammates dead, or one tower dead? HINT: YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG.

As well, don't fucking give up early, especially when your team has more kills and farm than the other team does, and dive bomb into the fucking enemy fountain. That just makes you the number 1 prick of the fucking year. ESPECIALLY when the enemy team is clustered together in front of the fucking nexus with both towers at full health.

tl;dr FUCK YOU PANTHEON AND JAX.

FUCK

YOU

[Rafael]

But I picked WW so I could play alone lolz

[Piper Juunanagou]

So I had some RP, so I bought five dollars worth. I figured, 'Hey, I like Tristana, so I should buy that one legendary skin. That sounds cool.'

I want to shoot myself in the foot over that one. I've seen 520 RP skins that are more unique than that... >_<

[Rafael]

yeah, I advise browsing the youtube features of skins before buying them, especially a legendary one. Trist's is pretty lame. You shoot water...but you can still see the bullet

[Piper Juunanagou]

Yea, I was pretty upset, because I've played games with Gentleman Cho and Brolaf, and the skins were so coo' and awesome. BUT NO, NOT THE CHARACTER I LIEK

[Vad]

Yea, I was pretty upset, because I've played games with Gentleman Cho and Brolaf, and the skins were so coo' and awesome. BUT NO, NOT THE CHARACTER I LIEK

Alex (8:02:03 PM): Just pissed that I bought an overpriced skin
Disk Partition (8:02:06 PM): Yea.
Alex (8:02:06 PM): That sucks
Disk Partition (8:02:15 PM): Like minds make the same mistake apparently
Disk Partition (8:02:23 PM): The Prestige LeBlanc skin isn't revealing at all
Disk Partition (8:02:26 PM): Her hat gets in the way
Alex (8:02:32 PM): XD
Alex (8:02:43 PM): Is that the Cruella De Ville skin?
Disk Partition (8:02:45 PM): No
Disk Partition (8:02:47 PM): The tophat one
Alex (8:02:49 PM): Ahh

[Waffuru]

Yea, I was pretty upset, because I've played games with Gentleman Cho and Brolaf, and the skins were so coo' and awesome. BUT NO, NOT THE CHARACTER I LIEK

If you just bought it real recently and you e-mail support there is a decent chance they'll refund your RP. They're really cool about it.

[Jonathan Meer]

rrrr @ asshole tryns who think, because they get a couple kills and start getting geared, they're gods of LoL.

Related Like: Dumbass tryns who are stupidly aggressive and, even with ult, can't break down rammus' health fast enough to get the kill, and is easy pickins once slowed

[Vad]

Just a random thought here Meer and I mean it in a friendly/jest way. I'm going to break you of that desire to surrender early.

[Piper Juunanagou]

We didn't surrender. We fought to the bitter end, and I like to think we made it worth their while, despite a less-than-good mid-game.

Maybe Weemus has a different opinion, but he's Weemus, he's pro (jk, <3 weemus)

[Jonathan Meer]

Hate: Talkative teemo, in lane, peppering me down to no health as he escapes four straight down-to-ten-health encounters.

Not a single fucking break tonight. Not one.