RAGE Thread

[Jonathan Meer]

To rage about a different kat

This bitch ks-ed me left and right. Like a fucking boss. It was as if she treated it like last-hitting a minion; you kinda just dip around until Ryze gets it down to the last bit, and just before he Overloads for the kill, jump in with whatever the fuck that throwing knife thing is.

She went complete snowball, Mejai's and Sword, and ks-ed with greater and greater ease. I had 13 assists at the 20 minute mark.

I was towerdiving a Cho-Gath, and seriously, just before I got the final Overload out, she fucking Flashed in to throw the knife and get the kill.

Not only is it fucking frustrating, but we were playing against intermediate bots, which means that sort of dickery is actually one helluva liability; once the bots get all their gear and shit, having one super-fed kat and four mildly fed teammates can quickly = bot-steamroll.

Fucking thundercunt.

[Kole T. Merr]

Mejai's and Sword does not a complete snowball make.

And Kat fed is a badass. You should have been KSing her.

[Josh]

People don't understand what a caster's job is, it seems.

Casters (brace yourselves) CAST SPELLS (OMG NO HE DIDN'T)! That means I don't stand shoulder to fucking shoulder with the fucking melee dps and the damage soaking tank. I stand BEHIND THEM and cast SPELLS to damage the other FUCKING team. How hard is it to fucking understand that?

As well, there's a difference between starting a team fight and STARTING A FUCKING 5v1! Use fucking common fucking sense. If your team is behind the nexus turrets, don't fucking engage the FUCKING BARON BUFFED TEAM BY THE DEAD FUCKING INHIBITOR!

"gg my team is a bunch of retards"

I feel your pain.

I was playing as Sona, a support, and I ended up having to solo a Lane and keep two freaking champs from destroying our turret. And every time I got ganked they were like "ZOMG STOP FEEDING THEM ZOMG"

I finished with like 4/4/9 in that one

And then the next one I was in, the guy I was trying to support either hid behind me or would chase a Champion past a turret, get killed and then I'd have to take on both champs alone.

[Jonathan Meer]

Mejai's and Sword does not a complete snowball make.

Complete was more figure-of-speech. As in 'Katarina is a complete bitch.'

[Kaden]

To rage about a different kat

This bitch ks-ed me left and right. Like a fucking boss. It was as if she treated it like last-hitting a minion; you kinda just dip around until Ryze gets it down to the last bit, and just before he Overloads for the kill, jump in with whatever the fuck that throwing knife thing is.

She went complete snowball, Mejai's and Sword, and ks-ed with greater and greater ease. I had 13 assists at the 20 minute mark.

I was towerdiving a Cho-Gath, and seriously, just before I got the final Overload out, she fucking Flashed in to throw the knife and get the kill.

Not only is it fucking frustrating, but we were playing against intermediate bots, which means that sort of dickery is actually one helluva liability; once the bots get all their gear and shit, having one super-fed kat and four mildly fed teammates can quickly = bot-steamroll.

Fucking thundercunt.

All Katarinas do this. Not even making it up. Its that fucking Shunpo skill. They always ks with it.

And no Teemer, I'm not just talking about you. That's why I said "all Katarina's."

[Ashe]

All Katarinas do this. Not even making it up. Its that fucking Shunpo skill. They always ks with it.

And no Teemer, I'm not just talking about you. That's why I said "all Katarina's."

Add in her Passive and then slightly consider people's egos about their K/D/A (excuse me, Assists don't count for anything, its about K/D noobs!) and you have huge incentive to do so. She's basically the ultimate KSer, ignoring TF's ult.

[Tyr]

Add in her Passive and then slightly consider people's egos about their K/D/A (excuse me, Assists don't count for anything, its about K/D noobs!) and you have huge incentive to do so. She's basically the ultimate KSer, ignoring TF's ult.

Karthus'?

[Vad]

Since we're on the subject of Katarina's being thundercunts I just played a game with one who after I was already at Mid and had cleared it with my team randomly decides to take it from me.

"can I haz mid? I win game."

So I switch out with Nasus because she wasn't leaving. Kill Steal after Kill Steal. We win, but it just aggravates me to no end.

[Jonathan Meer]

Dumbass insta-lock Karthus

Calls 'solo mid'

Categorically (and silently) refuses to be mid after the five-minute mark

Enemy Teemo takes mid uncontested (since no one else on the team can really mid all that well, and we have our hands tied on top and bottom, with an underfed karthus strutting around and uselessly ulting from time to time)

Fucking pubs.

[John Doe]

Two Phantom Dancers.

On Warwick.

Why.

Edit: Oh fuck it, I'll go on a rant.

Ok, so we're doing pretty good, fighting the good fight and shit was pretty even. We had a little problem with Taric starting fights with his stun, but shit was pretty neck and neck. That is, until, Warwick.

So, the other team snags Baron buff and starts pushing top lane. We only had two there at first, holding them off, until the rest of the team (minus Warwick) got there and we started fighting. Long story short, the entire top lane gets pushed back to the inhibitor, and we lose 3 guys. That took about 2 minutes. What was Warwick doing?

He was fighting Blue Golem. For 2 minutes. I shit you not.

Afterwards, we call him out for being fucking retarded. He then proceeds to throw shit on everyone for any bad thing we ever did. "Ashe you missed that one arrow." "Singed you threw him over that wall that one time" "Taric you stunned a minion once" And on and on and on. He also started going on a fit when he saw me with a mana crystal. I told him I was building into Banshee's but he couldn't care less, bitching at everyone but himself for our loss.

Then he ults onto the enemy tank 5v1 and we get aced.

Two fucking Phantom Dancers.

[Kami]

RAGE: Playing for ~45 min and then loosing, despite personally playing well, and then looking at my shitty YOU LOSE reward screen. Seems like a god damn waste of time =(

[John Doe]

Playing good and losing isn't bad. Playing good and then seeing your Jax feed top lane and then losing is bad. Or the other numerous amounts of examples I've experienced.

[Kami]

I was fine with playing well at about the 25 minute mark - it was the last twenty minutes of my team being retarded and the two failed surrender votes that drug out the match, only to see that I lost and got a sad amount of IP and XP which were aggravating. I don't want to spend 5 hours playing LoL in one sitting to try and get my first win or whatever. I should probably go play 3v3 and hope for shorter games.

[Orion]

RAGE: Playing for ~45 min and then loosing, despite personally playing well, and then looking at my shitty YOU LOSE reward screen. Seems like a god damn waste of time =(

While I definitely agree with Kami, Doe's statement is much worse.

[Jonathan Meer]

I was fine with playing well at about the 25 minute mark - it was the last twenty minutes of my team being retarded and the two failed surrender votes that drug out the match, only to see that I lost and got a sad amount of IP and XP which were aggravating. I don't want to spend 5 hours playing LoL in one sitting to try and get my first win or whatever. I should probably go play 3v3 and hope for shorter games.

If you're willing to be lame for your win of the day, Coop v AI works

[John Doe]

15/3/2 as Malzahar and I lost.

And who said ELO hell doesn't exist?

Edit: OMFG MY OLAF HAD NOTHING BUT A WARMOGS

FFS

[John Doe]

FUCK YOU RIOT!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SKINS AND YOUR FUCKING MAPS AND YOUR FUCKING FANS! YOUR FUCKING SERVERS! YOUR FUCKING PLAYERS! YOUR FUCKING EVERYTHING!

FUCK!

/rage

*queues another game*

[Rafael]

Lol, I'm the same way. I get an Eve or A goddamn Twitch on the enemy team and it pisses me off so bad I don't know why I play the game, yet somehow the champ selection screen is popped up 30 seconds after that game ends and I'm like "huh?" But then I play moar

[Jarka]

Level 30s, plz plz plz listen.

If there is a player on your team that is dying a lot and they don't seem to be doing it on purpose, do not just tell them to stop feeding/dying. That is pretty much the least helpful thing to say of all time.

Try to give some sort of advice if you saw a death or two of theirs, even if you're just glancing at the minimap. Often it will just be "You're pushing up too much when people are MIA."

But for a player who's already getting outlaned, having somebody on their team say "stop feeding" is really frustrating when they're doing the best they can. I almost ragequit a match today as Ashe laning mid against a level 30 Karthas (with Grim Reaper skin), and I never rage.

Also, having a losing streak suuuucks. My match history used to kinda be okay, now it's really embarrassing.

[Rafael]

Eh, don't sweat it too much. I've had 13-15 more losses than wins pretty much since I started, and actual match history isn't that long so when you hit a good streak it'll all be gone.