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**Vad** · (This post was last modified: 05-11-2011, 11:04 PM by Vad.)

Like: Weird ass dream last night. So...mankind discovers a parasite that when introduced into the body increases stamina and muscle strength. Only problem is that you can't go for 24 hours without having a new parasite put in because you'll turn a ghostly white and die.

So it turns out that the parasite is from another dimension and that the other dimension wants it back. So now that my house is a 50 story military warehouse these other creatures start warping in Kassadin style (no joke). Now I'm in some large ass warehouse with shelves pumped up on parasite browsing for weapons with some random people from my life. A few Chubbsians, some old co workers, friends IRL.

This phase of my dreaming ends with a tank rolling up with most of it's outer plating melted and smoldering still with injured troops riding it screaming obscenities about how fucking unfair the fight is against these otherworlders.

<3 my mind

EDIT:

Angry Vad Hate: Being told today that I'm a dick for not texting this girl I was trying to see. She said that to show interest I must text her everyday and not every three. Which was complete bullshit, because when I was communicating I'd get replies days later. *slams head on desk*

Let's hope the gods have a god damn plan for me. Because I sure don't.

Kole T. Merr · 05-12-2011, 01:40 AM

Vad Wrote:Let's hope the gods have a god damn plan for me. Because I sure don't.

You're not being theologically consistent.

**Vad** · 05-12-2011, 01:41 AM

Kole T. Merr Wrote:You're not being theologically consistent.

Correct. It was done to complete the phrase.

Jarka · (This post was last modified: 05-12-2011, 11:04 PM by Jarka.)

Like/Hate: I just taught myself a lesson in why you shouldn't take shortcuts when writing algorithms that you're going to build off of later.

Matrix multiplication, you so silly.

Super Buu · 05-12-2011, 10:21 PM

Hate: How susceptible I get to crazy false-hopes when desperately looking for solutions. Always bites me in the ass, and yet I cannot seem to stop doing it.

**Vad** · 05-12-2011, 11:02 PM

Rose Wrote:Hate: How susceptible I get to crazy false-hopes when desperately looking for solutions. Always bites me in the ass, and yet I cannot seem to stop doing it.

I have that same problem. It sucks T.T

Sage · 05-13-2011, 04:03 AM

Like: Got a new job

Hate: Got two years of uni left

Super Buu · 05-13-2011, 07:14 AM

Hate: People that play Dead Space 2 multiplayer.

I mean, I'm not asking a lot. Just shoot these fucking zombies whilst I press this button. Obviously you can't push the button yourself, I know, because that's advanced pro shit. But maybe it would be cool if it didn't feel like I was the only person on the team.

Oh Xbox Live.

Dehan · 05-13-2011, 12:02 PM

Hate: Neighbor that lives beneath me has possibly obtained a new hobby of playing the drums...at six in the fucking morning.

Hate: I was up early enough to watch crappy ass beyblade. WTF is that anime about? *eats some beans and lets it rip*

Like: knowing that I can stay awake until nine or ten tonight and go to sleep and wake up early.

Sigfried Hunin · 05-13-2011, 01:53 PM

Like: It's physically impossible for me to wake up past 8:30 during the summertime. I almost wish school was during this period of the year when I have some kind of motivation.

Belle Hibiki · 05-13-2011, 02:19 PM

Sigfried Hunin Wrote:Like: It's physically impossible for me to wake up past 8:30 during the summertime. I almost wish school was during this period of the year when I have some kind of motivation.

It's your body telling you to get out there and sow some wild oats.

Psyren · (This post was last modified: 05-13-2011, 07:00 PM by Psyren.)

LIKE!!!!- Jason David Frank...Better known as the White/Green Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...Making is 2010 MMA Debut....Man that was freaking epic..Im sitting here watching some of his fights and there freaking great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_xTibNUf...r_embedded

Jonathan Meer · 05-13-2011, 09:19 PM

Rose Wrote:Oh Xbox Live.

That'd be your first mistake.

Kayne · (This post was last modified: 05-13-2011, 10:15 PM by Kayne.)

Vad Wrote:Hate: Wasps getting into my car while driving and stinging me.

Hate: My buddy couldn't get off so I'm either going alone to Rock on the Range or finding a female to go with. =o

Hate: vad. I've been wanting to go to ROTR for YEARS. You should get me a plane ticket and ill come with joo!

Also Hate: It's really been a month since I last RPed? Doesn't seem that long Sad

05-13-2011, 10:26 PM

Hate: Mc'donalds.

So here I am all fancied up and shit, showing up to this guy I met's place. I walk in there and he says the mother of all turn ons. "Let's order Mcdonalds."

Now I know what your thinking. You can order Mc'donalds? Wtf!? I was thinking the same thing. But apparently you can in some areas, and they will deliver it as well. As if wanting to eat greasy shit wasn't bad enough, you don't actually have to move to get it.

Now, first bite of my Big Mac sends a ripple of nausia through my body. Don't know if it's my body rejecting it like some form of disease or what, but my tummy sure wasn't happy. Not caring I gobble down on that shit like a fifty dolla' hooker, even finishing off the fries and coke zero.

Flash forward 20 minutes later and I'm trading mud ducks with the couch cushins, blaming it on his dog the entire time. Who, speaking of which, is staring at me as if to say "You bitch, leave me alone, I'm old."

Needless to say by this point my stomach is doing front flips by this point, and I ask to use the bathroom to "freshen up." Entering the bathroom I flip on the radio and within moments I'm becoming a christian. Paint it litterly peeling off of the walls at this point as I am spraying as much febreeze into the room as one person can breath. I still don't know if I'm going to die from poisoning.

I swear to god at this point I had done enough carpet bombing that his next door resident was having flashbacks of 'nam. At this point I am litteraly biting into the handle of a toothbrush to silence myself. The entire time I see the clown from It cackling in the corner, which scares me because I hate clowns. I realise that I have litteraly have lost more water then the human body can contain at this point so I drink from the tap all fallout style, lapping it down like I love it as much as the guy from Man vs Wild likes his own pee.

Regardless after what seemed like forever, and my butt hurting like three catholic boys after sunday school, I manage to finish. Feeling completely unfabulous I convince him to let me take a shower through some snappy handiwork and clever thinking. Realizing I didn't want my hands anywhere towards my rear at this point, I do the only thing that seems reasonable at the time. I use his gnawed on (by me), toothbrush to clean myself until I am confortable enough to use my hands.

Once I get out of the shower I flush what looks like a the remains of a aborted fetus hidden under toilet paper down the toilet and toss his toothbrush out of the window into the alley. After I get out I notice that he is "rearin" to go, and realize that all my animilistic noises, the long time, and the shower, gave the wrong signals. So I made up a excuse and got out of there.

End Result: IBS + Zero grease tolerance + Mc'donalds = Horrible Date

Rafael · (This post was last modified: 05-13-2011, 11:32 PM by Rafael.)

Hilarious, would read again.

And Yes, McDonald's is like Waffle House: Every once in a while I eat there for some reason, but it never seems like a good idea afterwards. WTB Taco Bell open at 3 am.

Also, I tend to read every post in what I imagine each person's avatar sounds like, which made it even more comical.
Hope a second date goes better

**Vad** · 05-14-2011, 12:16 AM

Like: I'm not eating much. Dinner was the first time I had food intake today. Dunno if it's just me or the fact that I'm mentally troubled lately. This happened last year with Katie. Her stupidity drove me to lose weight and I did.

I've felt a lot of anxiety lately. Which is why I can't eat. It just ruins my appetite.

Pinky · 05-14-2011, 01:36 AM

Vad Wrote:Like: I'm not eating much. Dinner was the first time I had food intake today. Dunno if it's just me or the fact that I'm mentally troubled lately. This happened last year with Katie. Her stupidity drove me to lose weight and I did.

I've felt a lot of anxiety lately. Which is why I can't eat. It just ruins my appetite.

eating one meal slows the metabolism down, making weight gain easier. also, fatigue and lack of focus. i eat small bits all day and thats how i kept my weight down and energy up

**Vad** · (This post was last modified: 05-14-2011, 01:39 AM by Vad.)

Pinky Wrote:eating one meal slows the metabolism down, making weight gain easier. also, fatigue and lack of focus. i eat small bits all day and thats how i kept my weight down and energy up

I agree. Eating small things randomly was part of that routine, but right now I feel anxious all day which keeps the appetite at bay. I don't know man. It's really weird. I was in a mall the other day with a buddy getting the new Kyocera from Sprint when I had to go outside and sit down to stop myself from having a panic attack.

Dehan · (This post was last modified: 05-14-2011, 02:00 AM by Dehan.)

Hate: Forgetting Smallville series finale was tonight...and I hate they spent three fucking minutes doing a god damn flashback type shit in the middle of a fight. WTF! BUt eh fuck it. I haven't kept up with it...*shrugs*

Like: That I have inspiration. But what the fuck can I do with it.

Completely Hate: Smallville's Season Finale. Feel sorry for any major fans who watched it. I'm sure they are disappointed. I'd rather stick to the adventures of Lois and Clark.

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