Tales of the Tribunal

[Kaden]

Thread to talk about some of the people we see from the Tribunal.

[Kaden]

Wish I had actually copied some of this guy's chat. It was pretty epic. Every single one of the nine games he had on file (ended up checking them all) was for him AFKing in the fountain. Now, he wasn't just AFK. Most people were split between reporting for inactivity and reporting for negative behavior.

The negative behavior was the awesome part.

Instead of just being silent we would back and forth between dancing and laughing in the fountain while typing out elaborate conspiracy theories about 9/11. When people asked him to stop he would either start completely over again or he would accuse them of being "jewzis" (a combination of "Nazi" and "Jew" you see) and launch into a completely different Zeitgeist style rant.

He did this in every. Single. Game.

I almost wanted to pardon him because of how epic a troll it was (seriously, he went on for, like, pages; my guess is he had it typed up on Word or something and just pasted it in) but man would that have been super annoying after the first five minutes.

[Ashe]

I saw one guy that, after reading his 13 games, not only did I want him to be punished, but I also wanted him to be punched in the face and then executed for being such a total piece of shit. Picks Nocturne and only Nocturne (one game Noct got banned so he fed the entire game with Move 5 while telling the team to "NEVER BAN MY CHAMP AGAIN NOOBS"), and every game he went mid no matter what. If someone else, like a ranged carry, went to mid, he immediately began feeding "till the noob leaves MY mid", because "these noobs think they are good with 5/1, I'd be 30/0 right now if this noob faggot bitch would leave my lane". Every single game. If they left the lane, he'd continue to feed saying "Hey Vlad, I'm going to 'accidentally' die to you repeatedly. You still suck so hard at this game, but I'd rather my team lose because I always win and it gets so boring after a while winning every game". Except I highly doubt that, given the 13 reported games.

[Vad]

Where are you reading this stuff?

[Jarka]

Where are you reading this stuff?

The Tribunal, i.e. the new number one reason I want to reach level 30.

[Rafael]

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/tribunal

[John Doe]

After going through a rager/leaver/feeder/spammer/racial slur using fucktard, it was refreshing to see my next case start with a Pantheon with 6 move5 boots. For whatever reason I burst out laughing.

[Kaden]

After going through a rager/leaver/feeder/spammer/racial slur using fucktard

Of the six people I've judged, that's been five of them. It's a bittersweet kind of thing. On one hand it makes me sad that people like that are in the game. On the other, it makes me happy that they'll probably get banned.

[Waffuru]

Anyone else get to judge more than 3 cases? I got 5 last night.

[John Doe]

Did you review cases around 1 AM PST last night?

[Waffuru]

Nah, it was later. I did 3 yesterday too.

And actually, I got to the 6th case and picked a verdict and THAT's when it told me I was at the limit.

"We'll increase the number of cases and tweaking things based on initial results and feedback. Announcement next week."

[John Doe]

kay.

[Kaden]

I've only gotten three-per-day so far.

[Orion]

I have yet to see a case where the guy being reported doesn't deserve the "Punish" button.

[Kaden]

[John Doe]

I lol'd at the BAKLAVA! at the end. That was a great stream.

[Ashe]

I lol'd at the BAKLAVA! at the end. That was a great stream.

Yes, it was. That said, last night before time I got a glitchy report. So it basically loads the name of the character and his reported reasons (though doubled up, and it says all from enemy but reasons are "wouldn't help me in team fights and kept feeding" type stuff), no chat log, no images. I tried to skip and it told me last night that I reached my limit, today it just reloads this guy repeatedly. I can't Punish or Pardon. It just keeps loading this piece of crap. Except not loading it fully.

[Trygelan]

Lunatic Pandora[All] [11:11:16]: fight me 1v1 cowards

I clicked punish just because of that shit... 0.o Well, there were a lot of reasons, but that sealed the deal.

[Ashe]

I clicked punish just because of that shit... 0.o Well, there were a lot of reasons, but that sealed the deal.

"1v1" is one of the Control F searches I do. That, and "Faggot", "noob", etc. "Fk suk" doesn't bother me though since that's hilarious.

[Ashe]

Finally got it to pass that blockage. Ran into this dipshit named "Lcr2003", 11 reported games, every single one of them for feeding. Almost a unanimous report from both teams, at least 6 people per game. Around 3-4 minutes in on every game was "GG, I FEED NOW" and the normal 22+ deaths with Move5 and Zeals. Lots of all caps rage screaming to "SURRENDER 20 U FK SUK NOBBIES". Only read through the rest just for amusement, but every game was a ranked and he openly said at the start of a few games "IF MY TEAM DONT FIST BLUD BY 3 MIN I INTENTIONAL FEED" and "I DO THIS MOST GAME, FK RIOT, THEY WONT DO SHIT".

I feel so good hitting Punish on this guy.

EDIT: Wow, got to one game where I see the "Hi, gl, hf" from people, and in the middle of the greetings I see "GG TEAM FAIL HERO SELECT I FEED" followed by immediate suicide into tower (comments gave it away). They were like "wait, wtf? WTF is this LeBlanc doing?" and he basically types "UMADBROS?" the rest of the game.

EDIT: I hate that if you see someone like "suckdickbaby" trolling like mad from the other team, you can't do anything to them.