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Dragon Ball Mafia: DAY 1
#41
DBZ mafia has a nice ring to it.
#42
Rose Wrote:I dunno why, but I'm getting a machiavellian vibe from Josh. Lynch Josh

Zarbon Wrote:YEEEEEAAAAH! Looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson...YEAAAH! You're gonna see something... you never wish you saw but YOU DID! NO HOLDS BARRED! IN THE STEEL CAGE! WITH THE WORLD CHAMP!

LYNCH VOTE IS REEEDEEEE

Lynch Josh

Vad Wrote:I'm sorry to have to do this Josh. I always liked you. I agree that I'm getting bad vibes from Jawsh.

Lynch Josh

Jarka Wrote:Not everybody can have as immaculate of a reputation as me.

Lynch Josh

Mal Nova Wrote:Well guys, if everyone thinks we should do it... Lynch josh

Whompt Wrote:But Josh is such a sweet young man. He always said "Hi" to me and carried my groceries to the house that one time...

Then again... Death to the Whippersnappers!

Lynch Josh

Well, well. Even with though you guys managed to put your combined 6 brain cells together, you still couldn't come up with a good idea. Lynch me, and you're as guaranteed to lose this game- because without me, you can't win.

I'd also like to point out:
John Doe Wrote:Now I'm gonna make some things clear right now. You cannot post quotes or screenshots; you may only rely on your words. There are special roles that may or may not affect the DAY or NIGHT phases, lynch votes, etc., through various means. If a character was good or bad in the show, it DOES NOT MEAN that they are mafia or non mafia in this game. Some of the mafia might be good guys, some of the townsfolk might be bad guys. Activity is REQUIRED in this version. If you are not posting in the Mafia threads, I WILL kill you for inactivity. There shall be no warnings given, besides the one I'm giving you right now. DEAL WITH IT.

Though, I'm not entirely sure you guys can read, or write, and instead, have a monkey typing for you. You might still have a chance if Whompt turns out to be Mafia though, because he utterly failed in that role last time.

P.S. Fux u Doe <3
#43
Considering how immaculate I am, I doubt I will be wrong.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

If life gives you lemons, hand them to me!
I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.

#44
Josh Wrote:P.S. Fux u Doe <3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Quite.
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
#45
I wuv you Josh. It was the most logical choice. I'm sorry =(
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Fighting to the bitter end is an advantage when your opponent does not wish to perish.
#46
Jarka Wrote:Considering how immaculate I am, I doubt I will be wrong.

My asshole is more immaculate than you are, true story.

Vad Wrote:I wuv you Josh. It was the most logical choice. I'm sorry =(

If you substitute 'logical', with 'the most fucking retarded '- than you'd be right. But than, I can't expect a weakling like you to understand.
#47
Pikachu! I Choose you!
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Reb: ya know
Reb: I think you're a fucking moron OOC
Reb: but I have to hand it to you
Reb: you've become a really great writer
#48
Josh Wrote:If you substitute 'logical', with 'the most fucking retarded '- than you'd be right. But than, I can't expect a weakling like you to understand.

Gotta say I'm with Josh on this one.

I know, I know... mark your calendars.

How does making a blind, random guess make ANY sense to you guys? Rose says that Josh just "feels" weird to him so you guys think it makes sense to vote with him? If there were more people I'd say you're all acting like mafia. Amazing. Why not vote for the guy that's trying to get someone lynched on day one?

Is there anything you can say that might help, Josh? You keep saying that we'll need you to win. This is like explaining the birds and the bees: it might be uncomfortable, but it looks like it's got to happen eventually.

Better to have a shot at convincing these guys to keep you alive than just getting lynched mindlessly.
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"It's on my brain, driving me insane.  It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine.
"
#49
Kaden Wrote:Gotta say I'm with Josh on this one.

I know, I know... mark your calendars.

How does making a blind, random guess make ANY sense to you guys? Rose says that Josh just "feels" weird to him so you guys think it makes sense to vote with him? If there were more people I'd say you're all acting like mafia. Amazing. Why not vote for the guy that's trying to get someone lynched on day one?

Is there anything you can say that might help, Josh? You keep saying that we'll need you to win. This is like explaining the birds and the bees: it might be uncomfortable, but it looks like it's got to happen eventually.

Better to have a shot at convincing these guys to keep you alive than just getting lynched mindlessly.

1) I don't need the help of some low-level staff member.

2) The reason you guys need me to win is because I'm fucking awesome, and elite.
#50
Help me help you, Josh. Help me help you.

I know it may feel unnatural.
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"It's on my brain, driving me insane.  It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine.
"
#51
Josh is old skool.

Unlynch Josh
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Fighting to the bitter end is an advantage when your opponent does not wish to perish.
#52
Kaden Wrote:Help me help you, Josh. Help me help you.

I know it may feel unnatural.

What are you, a goddamn girl? I don't need your help, I'm the owner of the site and these guys are just bugs in my way.
#53
That reminds me of this story I heard once.

There were these bugs... ants, I want to say? They were all weak and annoying and generally pathetic. Some grasshoppers were all BA, though, kicking them around and acting like they owned the place.

I forget how it ends, but don't be surprised if you get lynched by a giant bird made out of leaves.
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"It's on my brain, driving me insane.  It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine.
"
#54
Kaden Wrote:That reminds me of this story I heard once.

There were these bugs... ants, I want to say? They were all weak and annoying and generally pathetic. Some grasshoppers were all BA, though, kicking them around and acting like they owned the place.

I forget how it ends, but don't be surprised if you get lynched by a giant bird made out of leaves.

I should kill you for wasting my time with that ridiculous story, but it wouldn't be worth expending that much energy.

P.S. If a giant leaf bird came after me I would light it on fire.

P.P.S. It's not foreshadowing, Doe, if it's blatantly obvious as to what is going to happen.
#55
There was a Ladybug to that wasn't even a lady.. and two mexican pill bugs and err a Rhino bug
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Reb: ya know
Reb: I think you're a fucking moron OOC
Reb: but I have to hand it to you
Reb: you've become a really great writer
#56
Why you, greenwood!! I was living the high-life with all the dapper young lads when your daddy was still a twinkle in his daddy's eye! I swear! Back in my day, youngsters had respect for their elders. Why, I remember when Old Sarge - we called him Old Sarge because of his time serving in the Post Office, you see - but Old Sarge would gather all us little lads and lasses up and tell us all about the mail-box riots of 1773. In those days, you had to wait 3 years for your mail and people were getting pretty darn tired of their fruit cakes going bad before they arrived and the people had a chance to throw them at the local policemen. As was the trend back then. But now you kids have your fancy Eletrohonic Mail and such. You kids don't know how good you have it.

Unlynch
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#57
Rose 1/7 (Leo)
Josh 5/7 (Rose, Zarbon, +1, Jarka, Mal Nova)
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
#58
John Doe Wrote:Rose 1/7 (Leo)
Josh 5/7 (Rose, Zarbon, +1, Jarka, Mal Nova)

Haha, u madbro?

P.S. Mal sucks.
#59
I don't suck. Everyone just likes to pick on me
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Reb: ya know
Reb: I think you're a fucking moron OOC
Reb: but I have to hand it to you
Reb: you've become a really great writer
#60
Unlynch Josh because his role is amusing, if an occupational hazard.
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Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially.


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