Dragon Ball Mafia: DAY 4

[Super Buu]

Your remonstration reeks of bullshit. Sticking with this lynch.

[Blue]

Stick with it then. You're the first person to really throw blame my way. It'll probably be your turn to go tomorrow when the town sees my alignment at the end of the phase. Especially with some people already suspecting you. Not really trying to threaten you, child, but I am worried that you may be digging yourself a hole here.

In a way, I'm glad that the town is trying to lynch me. At least now we'll have some forward momentum to work with and a few more clues than we did. The way I see it is: Rose and Zarbon have been pretty active in trying to get me gone. When it becomes clear at the end of the day that I'm not mafia, I would suspect one of them first and foremost. Me? I would pick Zarbon over Rose.

[John Doe]

Whompt 5/5 (Rose, Kaden, Zarbon, +1, Celena)
Vad 1/5 (Whompt)

[Vad]

Wait, what? I have a lynch vote on me? =(

I thought you loved me Whompt.

[Zarbon]

Don`t mind him, he`s just trying to escape RETRIBUTION! NOTHING TO FEAR but FEAR itself! (Fear also known as US OH YEAAAAAAH)

[Blue]

Those were just my cradle-robbing days, boy. Now, I only love me.

I'm not afraid for myself. I'm afraid for the town though. While I don't want to be knocked out of the game now, my death will give the town some people to point the finger at. You know, like the guy who voted to lynch me to put me out of the misery of posting as an adorable elderly lady. Or the other guy who is so completely confident that I'm mafia that he really has no real defense when it turns out that I'm not.

I'm really just worried that people won't be able to turn this into a benefit for the town. I know we have some smart people playing, which is hard for me to say considering you youngsters have maybe a handful of braincells to go between you, but it's day 4 and we still have no clues. Your best shot was to off one of the most talkative people we have, and someone with an background that would suggest that she might be your last investigative role. On the offchance that I might be lying? Sounds pretty ballsy for a townie to do with us being so low on numbers in comparison to other games.

[Blue]

Since it seems like I'm not going to change anyone's mind, do an old lady a favor and use the information you get from my death to pull a win for the town. This is looking to be a mafia victory game, and since I'm not on that side I really don't want to see them win.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, Lynch Whompt. He's such a pathetic choice for Mafia I doubt John would have chose him again, unless maybe Doe wasn't paying attention last round or hated the Mafia.

Lynch Kaden

I'm telling ya, the dude is Mafia and he's got you guys running around his little finger with the sweet talk. Plus he's probably Junius.

And you know I'm right, because I'm always right bitches.

Edit: Just look at Junius' posts, they are similar to Kaden's and he keeps posting a picture just like with that goddamn tree. If Whompt turns out to be a Townie, then Rose and Kaden are guaranteed Mafia.

[Super Buu]

Actually, if it'll get you out of thinking that I'm in cahoots with Kaden, I'm pretty sure I've figured out his character. Besides the tree picture in the first day, almost every post of his had some reference to nature. He then adopted a 'fake' posting role on day 2 that allowed him to keep doing it by just posting a tree picture. My belief is that nature obsessed = Android 16.

If he is 16, I have two guesses for an ability. The first would be a bodyguard role, the second would be a self-destruct role. The fact that he's been so surreptitious about his role does make me a little suspicious, which points towards it possibly being the latter, which could mean he's mafia.

If Whompt is town, I'll be voting Kaden or Zarbon tomorrow most likely. But until we lynch someone, we don't know jack.

[Blue]

I swear... you whippersnappers have worse hearing than I do. I told you I'm part of the town. There's no if's about it. And when you send this sweet old lady to the great beyond, you'll see for yourself. Just don't expect me to be sweet about it when you're looping that rope around my neck. Or afterwards.

Also, Josh makes me a sad old lady... and brings up a good point. I tend to screw up mafianess something fierce. I suppose next time I get that side I may have to be a bit sneakier about it. Like try to lynch someone from day one who is on my side. Fiercely. That way, whether I get lynched or he does, it clears my name to the town. Because why would someone in the mafia want to lynch one of their own and build some trust?

[Jarka]

I vote for an immaculate lynching of Whompt.

[Kaden]

Super awesome position you guys put me in for no reason whatsoever.

I AM a sleeptalker. I am not Junius. Who does that leave? The guy that's been talking about the town still having protection for the past two nights. I am, in fact, Android 16. My power is a bodyguard power.

In addition to bodyguarding someone, my decapitated head will say which character (not player) attacked.

So either I out myself, giving the mafia a blatant target, or I get lynched because... of nothing.

[Blue]

I vote for an immaculate dressing of Jarka. Young ladies these days and their "jeans" and "miniskirts" and what-have-you. They have no shame at all!

[Blue]

Well, atleast if you are killed by the mafia, they stand a decent chance of being lynched. All these young'uns have pretty much pegged everyone's character.

[Vad]

I'm Goku the peaceful person of Earth. Kaden is my friend ;.;

[Blue]

I hope you kids enjoy the little thing I typed up, since I'm going six-feet under today. My writing isn't what it used to be, when I was spry and had sparkles in my eyes, but I think it should do.

[Blue]

You know what doesn't really surprise me at all? That almost all the members of this game are on the board right now, but no one is saying a word. I can understand not wanting to paint a target on yourself, but at the same time the game won't move forward unless you children start talking. You already have your target in your sights. Good job kids. Gold stars all around. But why not use this time to prod for more information? Write! Do stuff! I swear, things are going to be a lot quieter around here without Granny Baba to keep things lively.

[John Doe]

The town had reached a consensus. For the young to live on, the old one must die. The mob gathered, rabble-rousing and storming its way towards Baba's home. Even above the din, voices could be made out, screaming for the old lady's blood and shouting that she must be a member of the mafia. Soon the crowd had surrounded a quaint little house on the edge of the town.

A solid kick from Mr. Satan crashed in the door and revealed the crone applying the last of her make-up at her vanity. A smirk creased her face, adding wrinkles to those already there. She had lived a hard life; had been old before the father's of those who sought her life had been born.

With a cackle, she exclaimed, "You whippersnappers sure took your time! Why, back in my day we'd have had the gallows built and a man hung before breakfast."

With a growl, Mr. Satan snatched Baba up by the neck, her stature in comparison to his placing her toes a full meter above the floorboards. Still, she smiled and said, "Hold your horses, boy. I'm coming. Put me down. I ain't so old I can't walk."

When the Champ didn't loosen his grip, the old woman put on her grumpiest expression and shouted, "I said PUT ME DOWN!"

Hurcule was perhaps the most shocked when he did as he was told. Strolling to her crystal ball, Baba mounted the orb and it floated towards the group.

"Well, let's get this over with. I'm not getting any younger, you know."

This elicited a few chuckles from the crowd, swiftly cut-off, and the mob and its victim made its way to the noose. Hanging from the old oak in what seemed to be the center of this planet-town, Goku did the honors of stringing up one of his oldest friends and allies. The crystal ball to the side now, Baba stood upon a crate placed on top of the trapdoor, her height being so much less than the others who would assuredly grace this stage.

Hand upon the lever which would end her life, Goku asked Baba if she had any last words. With a nod, she spoke, "I hope you youngsters learn a thing or two about foolishness with this action. Because I won't be around anymore to teach you."

With the Fortune-teller's final words spoken, Goku pulled the lever and the trap-door fell. There was no tell-tale crack of a broken neck this time. No, Baba was much too light for that. The audience looked on in grisly horror as the old lady struggled and choked in the grip of the noose. As the kicks slowed and the light dimmed in her eyes, Baba spoke one last time, "This... wou-wouldn't have happ-pened in my day. We knew ho-ow to lynk a ma...."

***

Whompt has been lynched. He was Fortuneteller Baba, sided with with Town. Her ability was Prediction. Once a Night Phase, she was able to choose a target to seer. If Baba was killed, that person's role and alignment would be revealed to EVERYONE. Before dying, Whompt's target was Celena.

Celena is Android 20/Dr. Gero. He is sided with the mafia and his ability makes him immune to night actions (specifically investigation powers that work at night). He's been ousted publicly.

The Night Phase shall last until midnight, EST, Tuesday the 31st. That's about 22 and a half hours from now. Sleeptalkers start doing your shit.

(Thanks to Whompt for making this update really easy for me)