League of Legends

[Nori]

Because it's amazing, duh

I can't figure out why I don't like it. I'm signed up for it, I've tried several times to play it, but each time I'm repulsed. Every game has a complete and utter dick in it, and I just can't jive with the gameplay.

I like Demigod, I played Dota, Storm the Imperial Palace, etc, and I liked them all. I can't like LoL and I don't know why.

[Rafael]

Eh, I can understand. I had the game for a long while before I got into it, largely because so many people were playing it for so long on this site. It's a lot more fun when I'm on and have the lucky timing to get into a group with Chubbsians.

[Ashe]

I can't figure out why I don't like it. I'm signed up for it, I've tried several times to play it, but each time I'm repulsed. Every game has a complete and utter dick in it, and I just can't jive with the gameplay.

I like Demigod, I played Dota, Storm the Imperial Palace, etc, and I liked them all. I can't like LoL and I don't know why.

Its much better to play with friends if you can get away with it. Pugs are despicable.

[Nori]

Its much better to play with friends if you can get away with it. Pugs are despicable.

Maybe that's it. i dunt got no friends qq.

[Rafael]

Go to the Screen Names thread and add us mang. There's almost always someone on.

[Ashe]

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/show...?t=1055076

It doesn't matter what Riot does, you all are going to QQ like a bunch of spoiled children.

This has been the state of the forums over the past few months:

Community: We want a female tank, NAO RIOT!

Riot: Here you go.

Comunity: THE B**** has heels and her hair looks like that dog's ears from Lady and the Tramp!

Riot: Okay, we had our artists fix it.

Community: Her boobs are too huge! The female gamer community wants more normal women!

Riot: We shrunk them a bit.

Community: BUT WE LIKE BOOBS!

Riot: ....

Community: OMG YORICK IS TERRIBLE! WHAT A JOKE USELESS.

Riot: Okay we buffed him a bit...

Community: OMG He is so OP now, Riot you fail at balancing, this is such a joke, he is an auto ban... best top lane sustain.

Riot: Okay we balanced him...

Community: AP RATIOS!? He was fine Riot wtf is wrong with you!?

Riot: ....

Community: Kayle is bad, she needs a rework, make her e a toggle, and she is just bad fix her please.

Riot: Okay, we have a comprehensive rework for her that has changed her a lot, the balancing isn't quite right, but her old passive made it too hard to balance her previous form. So in this new rework we can balance her better in the future.

Community: OMG She is worse than Eve. WTF riot, revert the changes!

Riot: Her old form was too hard to balance because her passive could cause really powerful scaling that's why we... and you ask for a rework...

Community: We decided she was fine!

Riot: ....

Community: HOW DARE YOU add a real money auction house to this game?

Riot: What?

Community: OH sorry, wrong forum... brb.

Riot: Okay...

Community: Renekton has a rage bar and Tryndamere has all these rage like abilities, Y U NO give trynd a rage bar? Also, when he doesn't crit, he sucks, he's useless, so rework him while you are at it.

Riot: Fine... here, we reworked him and made his damage more stable. He may take some time to get use to but we feel he is in a position where we can balance him a bit better, and some buffs are probably on the way.

Community: OMG YOU RUINED TRYNDAMERE! WTF RIOT! He was SOO much better the way he was before! You shouldn't have touched him. He was soooo good like he was before!

Riot: But everyone called him useless past early elo...

Community: YOU'RE USELESS RIOT!

Riot: *sigh*

Community: ****IT RIOT You have been promising us monkey king for weeks now, where the hell is he!?

Riot: Here he is.

Community: HE IS SUCH A REHASH! Why didn't you just make Goku!? His abilities are so bland... ANOTHER on hit Q attack?

Riot: Well some of the abilities may be similar but his kit as a whole... oh why even bother...

Community: RIOT WE ARE BORED! We need a new game mode or map! Having two maps is terrible, we need something else to do!

Riot: Alright! Here we go! A third map! An all new mode never seen in a moba before! Here is a glimpse just so you can see what will be in store in the future.

Community: WTF IS THIS PILE OF DOG ****!? Are you serious? This isn't what we wanted Riot! Are you stupid!? Stop smoking and get to work!

Riot: ... what's the problem? Isn't a new map what you guys were asking for?

Community: HHNNNNNNNNNNG EUWTHWEJNGKNEIKJSBDVONSKDFSMDF JWENUIOJWE$FMWKLEMEL

Riot: FML

(Disclaimer: This thread was meant for fun, you people take it way too seriously)

[John Doe]

I could make a joke how true of a reflection this is on the community, but I won't.

The community is the joke.

[Kaden]

The community is the joke.

That might be the smartest thing you've ever said.

[Rafael]

All I'm saying is I want Beekeeper Singed, mang. And Morde nerfs

[Vad]

They have a Karma T-Shirt, but no Akali?

[Ashe]

They announced they are reducing the prices on more launch characters to answer the many requests to do so.

Annie, Cho'gath, and Taric will be dropped on IP cost by 50%.

[John Doe]

50%? 1575 for Taric and Cho and 675 for Annie? That's weird.

Unless you meant they were lowering their price bracket.

[Ashe]

Its more than 50% then. Annie is going to be 450.

[John Doe]

BUFF ONLY THE CHARACTERS I LIKE! NERF ONLY THE CHARACTERS I DON'T LIKE! THE GAME SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MY SKILL LEVEL AND STYLISTIC PREFERENCES!!!!

- Commenter on a LoL Patch Preview

Also, less channel time on Pant's ult. I'm quite excite.

[Josh]

Also, less channel time on Pant's ult. I'm quite excite.

AP Pantheon is even more OP now.

[John Doe]

I was carrying my team in Ranked as AP Panth until Vlad kept being fucking useless. I was 6/1/2 by 20 minutes because I had to keep saving him from Brand. The only death was a 3v1 under my tower. And I killed two.

Course, mid game happened and Vlad never came to team fights. We all followed him once and he just ran when we started fighting. At the end, he bragged that he had a better KDR than Yi (who wasn't great either but at least he was in the fight and had something like 3/11/9). Vlad had 2/5/0.

Point is that AP Panth is beast and all should bow before his might!

[Vad]

Definitely going to give AP Panth a try. Do you have a suggested item build? Though I'm no where near being able to buy him.

[John Doe]

I like getting Sheen early on him, then get boots and Kage's Pick. Then you get the normal AP Caster items, like Deathcap, Deathfire (for the cooldown reduction), Rylias (Spears and E slow to help chase) and Lich Bane (so he can do damage outside of his W and R). Cooldowns are important so you can use your 1:1 stun jump as often as you can, and having your ult up more never hurts. You have to be really good at landing your ult in order to be an effective Mandrop Pantheon.

[Tyr]

I like getting Sheen early on him, then get boots and Kage's Pick. Then you get the normal AP Caster items, like Deathcap, Deathfire (for the cooldown reduction), Rylias (Spears and E slow to help chase) and Lich Bane (so he can do damage outside of his W and R). Cooldowns are important so you can use your 1:1 stun jump as often as you can, and having your ult up more never hurts. You have to be really good at landing your ult in order to be an effective Mandrop Pantheon.

It should be easier next patch with the reduced channel time, so perhaps AP Pantheon is going to be viable.

... herpa durpa

[Rafael]

from http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/show...?t=1067628