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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Tell them at nights you slip on a cock ring and masturbate to the film Constantine.
lol I wish I thought of something like that at the time but all I could manage was 'Guys, thanks for the effort but I've been down this road too many times to count. I'll take your reading material, look it over when I have time and that's it.
@Vad, I wish you could have sent over some strippers dressed in devil outfits. And my Jehovah Witness grandmother tried to railroad me into converting. It came out of the blue...sleeping all great this morning and she shakes me until I wake up and tells me I have to go with her and she's tired of seeing me, my sisters and mom live in sin.
I had no clue being a college student was a sin  can't really speak for my mother or sisters. Anyway right now I'm awkardly posted up, legs propped up on the dresser and my body slumped in this fucking chair. One thing is for certain though, my sister owes me big time for pulling her stunt that led to us not leaving when I called for it.
Like: that I found a few Wizard magazines I used to buy. For some reason I wasn't into comics but I enjoyed reading Wizard.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Tell them at nights you slip on a cock ring and masturbate to the film Constantine.
LOL
Man alone measures time.
Man alone chimes the hour.
And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear no other creature endures.
A fear of time running out.
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@Dehan
Surprise conversion! Is your grandmother the more extreme kind of Jehova or more relaxed? If she's extreme, just cut your finger with a knife and point your way out of there.
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08-08-2011, 12:04 PM
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Hate: Been seeing a girl for a while, and everything's been going great. Up until last night. We decide to play a bit of Mario Kart, and then she drops the bombshell on me. She also plays Yoshi. Yoshi is MY character.
Fuckin bitch. =/ Could've been worse, I could've found out later.
Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially.
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08-08-2011, 12:27 PM
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At least you found out before it got serious.
Also, Luigi or gtfo
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Yoshi is the lamest of the Kart characters, for real. I usually rock the Princess myself.
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I will accept one substitute: Waluigi. Because his voice makes me laugh about once every five seconds while playing him.
Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially.
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Oh, man, don't tell me you broke down. First it's "compromising" on Mario Kart characters, next thing you know she's got you agreeing to an all-pink and floral wedding theme.
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Hate: I punched a hole in my wall. Fucking shitty walls are shitty.
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get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waffKaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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Better a hole in the wall than a broken hand?
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Tyr Wrote:@Dehan
Surprise conversion! Is your grandmother the more extreme kind of Jehova or more relaxed? If she's extreme, just cut your finger with a knife and point your way out of there.
She's the worst kind, a balanced Jehovah's Witness who's also happens to be a very big hypocrite. I'm back at my place now. Left early and did pretty good for getting one hour of sleep.
Hate: That my sister is being a total ass.
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08-08-2011, 04:50 PM
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Love: most entertaining and amusing thread I've read anywhere in a while: http://www.militarytimes.com/forum/showt...r-families
Edit: Hate, 500 character limit on signatures, so many posts I wanted to sig
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Like: Cooked up bacon burgers to make myself feel better. Gawd dayme these burgers are fantastic.
"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waffKaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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STFU DOE! I'm hungry over here. at least I know what I'm having tomorrow. *goes to thaw out hamburger meat*
Like being right next to my playstation 3.
Hate that I have forgotten how to play Naruto again. Shit.
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08-08-2011, 10:01 PM
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Rafael Wrote:Love: most entertaining and amusing thread I've read anywhere in a while: http://www.militarytimes.com/forum/showt...r-families
I can't even fucking read that.
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Fighting to the bitter end is an advantage when your opponent does not wish to perish.
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but...but...
Aliens fleet invade Earth, French and Italy want to surrender,They said : "In front of strong Aliens culture, Earth people can not resist it!"
Their representatives fly to Aleins command-ship
,put up white flag. Want to negotiate with enemy commander. The commander of Aliens asked them:You want to surrender,why? And how many captives we can receive?
The French and Italy representatives answers: Because our people don't want had war in the planet. They want maintain the peace of Solar System. Please don't let your fleets ruin the beatiful Earth,we beg you ,sir ,please?
And French and Italy representatives said to the commander of Alien seriously: "Now sir, we represent 123.5 millions Earth people(The total population of France and Italy) surrender to you !"
"What! Are you kidding me? 123.5 millions captives??" The commander of Aliens shouted!
The Aleins creature think for a moments, said: " We surrender to the Earth, we jump away form Solar System,and promise never offense the planet again!
The Earth people cheer: "France and Italians ,Oh!my heros! They are so cute ,right?
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John Doe Wrote:Hate: I punched a hole in my wall. Fucking shitty walls are shitty.
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