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The Like/Hate Thread
Hate: My sister learned at around 5 or 6 that she can get out of practically anything by pretending to be sick. She still does this and is 20.

Which is to say, I'm working her shift today, because she supposedly vomited at 5 AM. Fifty bucks says she's hanging out with friends a half-hour after I leave.

This happens about once every two weeks, and it's bullshit. Best part is, she's sleeping in mum's bed. I told her that if she's genuinely sick, she should be sleeping in her own bed, in case she's contagious. She said she'll wash the sheets. I said that's not anti-septic.

Then she lost her shit started crying 'GET OFF MY CASE' bullshit. Fuck this bitch. She needs to grow the fuck up and learn that part of being an adult means working when you're fucking scheduled to work.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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You seriously need to get out of that house.
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Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially.
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I do. If I weren't financially dependent upon my mother, I would in a heartbeat.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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Do you at least get paid for her hours?
A man in a wheelchair with a rocket launcher can make a big explosion once, then he's as weak as any other cripple.
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I do. Minimum wage.

EDIT: Related note, how-to-get-rid-of-hangover
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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Sauerkraut

or http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articl...ures,8656/
A man in a wheelchair with a rocket launcher can make a big explosion once, then he's as weak as any other cripple.
-Some dude on the SWTor Forums
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Hate: My sister learned at around 5 or 6 that she can get out of practically anything by pretending to be sick. She still does this and is 20.

Which is to say, I'm working her shift today, because she supposedly vomited at 5 AM. Fifty bucks says she's hanging out with friends a half-hour after I leave.

This happens about once every two weeks, and it's bullshit. Best part is, she's sleeping in mum's bed. I told her that if she's genuinely sick, she should be sleeping in her own bed, in case she's contagious. She said she'll wash the sheets. I said that's not anti-septic.

Then she lost her shit started crying 'GET OFF MY CASE' bullshit. Fuck this bitch. She needs to grow the fuck up and learn that part of being an adult means working when you're fucking scheduled to work.
psh. last month, i had to go to my second job early, stay late, and ended up slicing through three of my fingers with a butcher knife. what did i do? ice, compress, bandage. back2work

some people are born to be housewives. your sister is one of them.
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Graaaghghg I am so fucking sick and tired and frustrated with my life right now. I need to move forward, and soon.
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If life gives you lemons, hand them to me!
I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.

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^ Chubbs motto?
A man in a wheelchair with a rocket launcher can make a big explosion once, then he's as weak as any other cripple.
-Some dude on the SWTor Forums
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But, the more we move forward, the closer we get to the finish line.

- Doe's attempt at being deep (inb4 that's what she said)
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get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
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Pinky Wrote:some people are born to be housewives. your sister is one of them.

You can have her.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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Psh, no one gets American housewives anymore, Brazil es#1. No, really
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John Doe Wrote:But, the more we move forward, the closer we get to the finish line.

- Doe's attempt at being deep (inb4 that's what she said)
that touched me man

that touched me real deep inside

Like: My bike trip today did not murder me like the one before. Learning how to properly use gears on it worked.

Hate: Starting school again tomorrow... I thought I'd get so much more done.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:You can have her.

thanks but i have enough problems. like today at my primary job i went into insulin shock. medics came out and injected shit straight into my veins to pull me out of it. after that, back2work. boss told me to take a day off. nope! sure as shit can't afford to now.
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I laughed a lot at the comic posted on Dyrus's blog, especially with how it applies to Dyrus himself.

http://dyrus.tumblr.com/post/8543520614/...e-real-one
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I like the Zero Fuck Exit.
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Hate I just found a letter from the front office saying my sister didn't pay the rent. What. The. Fuck. I gave you the fucking money! Now there's a nearly an extra hundred dollar late fee, 900 god damn dollars. What. The. Fuck.

I'm afraid to ask her what the fuck is going on. I may just end up ripping her throat open.

Jesus...She had better have a good god damn explanation for this.
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Like: My sister, who usually hates having anything to do with me, has offered to drive my U-Haul and give me a full mattress when I move. New leaf turning?

I gave her a google plus invite as thanks.
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If life gives you lemons, hand them to me!
I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.

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What's google plus?

Hate that she lied to me four times today and she is trying to justify it. Oh well. I'll keep my cool for now. This is what I get for caring for my nieces.

Like my imagination...you can torture and kill folks without getting into trouble. *daydreams some more*.
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Google+Plus
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