RAGE Thread

[Ashe]

You got it backwards. Before this patch she got dodge (10% I think) while in Cougar. Now she gets Armor and MR.

The wording I meant to use was "Removing Dodge from Cougar". I'm saying that removing Dodge makes it harder to attain Nimbleness Mastery, thereby reducing her mobility a bit.

[Orion]

Every new champion is 6300IP but you guys always have them on release date. HTF

[Rafael]

Also, Rage: Trash Talk from inferior players. It's always the noobs that talk shit when they win and it pisses me off. I was talon and laned against another Talon and a Janna, and completely shut down their cs, dodge every single tornado, etc. My team...sucked. So, by the end of the game due to assists and such the enemy talon is 3 lvls higher than me and has almost a full build, and starts talking about how bad I am. So, I tell him to come find me. Approx. 5 seconds after he attacks, he dies, then his whole team comes in and takes me down and he keeps talking shit. Man I hate that.

[Ashe]

Every new champion is 6300IP but you guys always have them on release date. HTF

Do NOT look at my Purchase History tab.

I refuse to.

For now.

[Jonathan Meer]

Also, Rage: Trash Talk from inferior players. It's always the noobs that talk shit when they win and it pisses me off. I was talon and laned against another Talon and a Janna, and completely shut down their cs, dodge every single tornado, etc. My team...sucked. So, by the end of the game due to assists and such the enemy talon is 3 lvls higher than me and has almost a full build, and starts talking about how bad I am. So, I tell him to come find me. Approx. 5 seconds after he attacks, he dies, then his whole team comes in and takes me down and he keeps talking shit. Man I hate that.

You just gotta steamroll them in chat, starting from the second you pwnt that talon.

You: 'lawl pwnt l2talon'

His Team: 'You suck'

You: 'You got pwnt by someone who sucks lololol'

His Team: 'You're so bad'

You: 'You got pwnt by someone bad lololol'

and on and on and on. Sometimes they'll tilt for it and get super aggressive, which you can punish.

Had this in a recent game as an Ashe. Their LeBlanc and Lee Sin got pretty damn fed, but a blind ult and max-range volley killed off their leblanc, who talked tons and tons of trash 'ashe you so bad' etc etc.

I trash talked back. Lee Sin got into it, 'Ashe you so bad', and not one minute later dove me at tower, apparently to prove how bad I am. Killed his ass easily.

[Sigfried Hunin]

I always talk like I'm winning, even if they're gutter stomping me.

I find this hilarious.

[Josh]

Carrying as Soraka with a GP that left, Ranked, you suck.

[Kaden]

Every new champion is 6300IP but you guys always have them on release date. HTF

Most champs I buy with IP.

Also, Rage: Trash Talk from inferior players. It's always the noobs that talk shit when they win and it pisses me off. I was talon and laned against another Talon and a Janna, and completely shut down their cs, dodge every single tornado, etc. My team...sucked. So, by the end of the game due to assists and such the enemy talon is 3 lvls higher than me and has almost a full build, and starts talking about how bad I am. So, I tell him to come find me. Approx. 5 seconds after he attacks, he dies, then his whole team comes in and takes me down and he keeps talking shit. Man I hate that.

/ignore enemy

A lot of games I just start by doing that. There's nothing they have to say that I care about.

[Mal Nova]

If I was your enemy... you owuld care what I had to say =D

[Tyr]

I don't know. I have a thick skin by now and sometimes find nice people on the other side. The only thing I literally "rage" at these days is

1. me failing
2. program/computer issues. <- particularly fucking annoying, see text below

I hate when the issue is absolutely nothing I could do about. At least with "bad" teammates, I can sometimes talk to them and make them see reason. The fact that I just had a 0% to do anything in that situation because the program or maybe my mouse fucked up just sucks.

[Sigfried Hunin]

If I was your enemy... you owuld care what I had to say =D

Nobody cares what you have to say.

[Rafael]

Yeah, I don't mind when I get legit beat(I mean, I might get irritated but I understand what happened) but when someone I know I am leagues above starts talking smack because his team happened to win I want to reach through my monitor and dump a pint of melted icecream on their keyboard. Rocky Road, so they can't even eat it.

[Super Buu]

I always try to make friends with the cool people in a game and laugh at the morons. Earlier I had a game where most of the players were the epitome of online gaming clichés. Actually calling each other faggots, bitches, cunts, etc etc. Had an Irelia who INSISTED taking mid when I was Malzahar (the enemy team Malzahar destroyed him, as I said he probably would), and every death resulted in a noob call and arguments. Pretty early on one of our team was like 'gg noobs' (and we won later, easily).

After me and the enemy Malzahar got into a duel we got talking and laughing. Point being, while everyone else was like "OMG GRAGAS TRY THAT AGAIN 1v1 ME NOOB FAG BITCH" we were like "Hahahaha close one" and shit. Ultimately I destroyed him because I am Greg Malz (despite him being mid I destroyed his creep score >=D) but it made the idiocy tolerable.

[Jonathan Meer]

Greg Malz is op. It's really becoming a problem.

[Super Buu]

I only even went Malz because everyone else on the team locked in melee. Til then I was planning on TRRRRYNDAMERE (who is my favourite right now since discovering his changes).

[Rafael]

I must experience this for myself. I challenge ye to a Malz-off, meet me at mid!

[Jarka]

Greg Malz is op. It's really becoming a problem.

Riot really needs to nerf that shit. They should tone down his British ratios.

[Super Buu]

I must experience this for myself. I challenge ye to a Malz-off, meet me at mid!

I shall see ye in summoners rift. No items, no runes, Final Destination. First one to kill or take a tower wins. >=)

[Orion]

Most champs I buy with IP.

howwwww? You must play ten games a day with IP boosts on.

[Anzekay]

Greg we need to do a Greg-Malz vs Ben-Kog'maw mid battle.