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The RIOT Act
Being on a team that type more than they play the game, and the game was about 40 minutes long.
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Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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I'n my ELO... you ban Sheemo's and Taco's

Why? Because the ones on your team will suck ass. The ones against you will own ass.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:We are so bad at team comp. It's just about every other game that we end up with an all-melee, or duo-support, or no-ap, or what-have-you team. It's really annoying.
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I didn't want to go looking for the quote, so I'll just retype the main point.

Shit happens. Move on. Don't sit there and just whine about the same thing over and over again.

EDIT: Especially if it's just a Normal, Dominion game.
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I do concur however, for better involvement in ranked games, we start playing different characters that are somewhat relevant to our respective team roles... Which would mean, team composition practice and deliberation.
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Why did I play a support in a pug? Wound up starting to build AP alistar because our Vayne was cranking out kills but refusing to join teamfights, our lane shaco that left me alone bot all game didn't ever say anything or respond to anything, and our jungler was a nunu. Can't support myself here folks.

Also. Support Ashe doesn't exist. You will start doran's or boots/pots, then you will move onto boots 1/IE. There is no other acceptable Ashe build. Bloodthirster is a retard trap on her unless you're winning by so much the game is over anyway. Boots, IE. Not regen pendant, not a goddamn philo stone, not a fucking brutalizer. Boots, IE. Then, as many PAs as you can before it's over and the armor pen thingy if the game calls for it.
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If you can't make Bloodthirster work on Ashe, you don't know how to play Ashe. That's pretty much how that goes.

Support Ashe is dumb, though, I completely agree.
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I only start building Bloodthirster when I kill myself killing enemies (e.g. Annie, Rammus, Thornmail) because in that case, positioning wont really save me. I still wish there was an alternative though.
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Winning a game... ONLY MINUTES away from Win of the Day
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Mal Nova Wrote:Winning a game... ONLY MINUTES away from Win of the Day

This has happened to me too many times.
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Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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I think I'm in one of those mystical periods where I can't get a single complete brain between all my team put together, and if I do, the best player just has to DC right when we start winning.
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I hate that feeling when I make the single mistake that costs us the game.
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I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.

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Over at champ select. Its ALWAYS over at champ select.

I don't care how many mistakes are made, or how dominant the matchups are in a draft game where we should be able to try to not get countered as hard as we may get, the constant theme of *Shaco goes for level 1 gank top lane but fails to achieve anything* "Yeah, that sets the tone of the game, 19 more minutes to go" in the most defeated tone possible gets really old. Even if we continue beyond 20 minutes, we spend more time bitching about how "it was over 20 minutes ago, you disagree? Yeah, that's what I thought" and making damned sure we bring ourselves down by ensuring that it WILL be a loss. We (collectively) start playing a lot looser because "Why bother, we already lost, just waiting for the other guys to stop blocking the surrender vote when they finally realize", which gives MORE to the other team, which even FURTHER reinforces the "Its so obvious we lose" mentality.
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Rafael Wrote:mystical periods

THere is NOTHIGN mystical about a period....unless your Vlad
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I hate people that just get mad and blame others...

Team asked for AD.. and while I was wantin to go Garen or RUmble.... I went Nasus.. with a renekton.... Me and renekton...were out CSing our lane of Shaco and Janna easily...

Ren died once... while I was on recall.. then got a kill and i died trying to get the second mostly cuz i didnt have sheen. We were playing passively enough.

Top seems to lose lane and I dont even notice... our Ren DCed for a few moments after he died...

Exx blames lux for not hitting her stuns and crap... and after theres a fight in bot where Lux has shown up and I die again... do i finally notice top got lost...

Ez is one of those surrender @ 20... and I say nope
Me and Ren did good in our klane and theres always a good chance...


I had... 2/3 with me charging mid lane that had a low health tower... Next thing I know they all vanish... And I get double teamed at the tower with it barely standing...

I had sheen by then...

Then.....

I go bot... take their tower... lose to a cass that ported and my reaction time was a bit to slow and I was level 14 and she was 17...

even had I ulted and sheend it would have been close but i tihnk i would have lost... or even gotten away...

by then Ez has been decided to blame it on me call me MLG pro... a troll and everything else...

After it became 4/1 vote... at end game... Cass had the right to say... at least Nasus had the right mind to go for a tower instead of a kill...

THat moment made me feel good... cuz I hate a bitch to blame everyone else but themself and not try to work to do better
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Losing a game against double jungle because of lack of ward coverage after telling the support all fucking game to buy fucking wards.
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HATE: havint to uninstal and reinstall!
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Why I hate solo queue:

An Ashe that builds cooldown boots
A Morde that goes bot and competes with Ashe for farm, rushing Warmog's
A first-pick Xin that didn't know where he was going, and didn't want to solo top because 'xin is bad at solo top'. Went solo top because there was nowhere else for him to go (they took a very ranged/pokey team). Gave up first blood at 2:35.
And a Volibear that picked him as jungle after I'd already picked a jungle. Instead of arguing, I let him jungle. He didn't gank ever.

We lost spectacularly.

EDIT: This was all one game, btw.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Why I hate solo queue:

An Ashe that builds cooldown boots
A Morde that goes bot and competes with Ashe for farm, rushing Warmog's
A first-pick Xin that didn't know where he was going, and didn't want to solo top because 'xin is bad at solo top'. Went solo top because there was nowhere else for him to go (they took a very ranged/pokey team). Gave up first blood at 2:35.
And a Volibear that picked him as jungle after I'd already picked a jungle. Instead of arguing, I let him jungle. He didn't gank ever.

We lost spectacularly.

EDIT: This was all one game, btw.

Ranked solo queue too stronk!
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So sick of trolls and afkers and just general douchebags in ranked. ugh.
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