The RIOT Act

[Ashe]

Last night I end up with no jungler and have to go top with our Poppy as Janna (Our Volibear and Yi took bottom - Yi had Smite till just before laning). Before we even get to towers, Poppy is all "u all suck so much diiiiick. terribads, i can't carry trash like u. rofl, u r soooo bad". We hadn't reached the towers, and no one had said a word. Of course, Yi was just as much of a troll and started bitching as well in return. Anyway, we get there and start laning. Everything seems fine... This fucking Poppy took level 1 Charge. I warded and catch Shen coming up river and then around to our tri bush to get behind us to help his solo Kassadin out. I ping Shen as he's coming up river, then ping to back up. He decides to take advantage of this by immediately charging Kassadin not into a wall but just... away... from me. Just randomly charges him. Then chases him all the way under the tower at level one and dies. I somehow actually put a shield on him before he got out of range of me (boots and pots for him, I didn't have boots). Immediately "fuk noob ass janna go fkn kill urself, u fkn suck so much". I just go "Sigh... always have to have a troll... Guess I may as well just skip to muting you, not sure why I waited." I end up getting busy and not immediately doing it, so I see him go "/all LOL JANNA CALLS ME TROLL BUT DOESN'T CAST ONE SINGLE SPELL AND JUST LETS ME DIE, NO TORNADO, NO SHIELD, NO HEAL, NO EVEN AUTO ATTACK, SOOOO BAD. I'M AFK NUBS! GG WAITING FOR 20!"

Immediately EVERYONE ELSE on my team goes into full derp mode because, as they say "Its been over sister, just waiting for 20." I'm like "...we're level 3." "noob".

At 15 minutes left, Poppy logs back into the game, still level 2, then runs down mid to die to their towers. Then goes afk again. Pissed me off so much.

[Mal Nova]

Team surrenders.... and all I see is a Warwick repeatedly saying report Garen....

IM trying to figure out WTF report a Garen...

Garen went...5/7/4
WW=5/6/6
Twitch=5/8/6
Graves=2/4/7
fiddle=5/4/2

Garen took 2 towers.... Didn't lose his lane... WW took the 3rd....

Garen was forced to go bot because Fidd initially decided he didin't want mid but wanted solotop O_o

Garen had top Cs for team...+1 above WW.

Garen sat in bottom lane got kills... even turned around and kicked enemy WW in the ass 1v1 after Garen took him to the grave with him defending a turret in a 1v2 with enemy veigar and WW.

ONly thing I did wrong really... was a glitch hadppend and i wouldnt attack in a team fight till seconds later(Snow map) and i still managed to get a kill... And pretty much at the end... while they were already surrendering I had just helped take out Yi..had low health... and was goign to try to help take tower and ran into some range attack...TOOK THAT BITCH RIGHT TO THE FACE!

But...REPORT GAREN?

[Jonathan Meer]

I'm confused. Is the moral of the story that you're Garen?

[Mal Nova]

Yea I'm pissed and not sure why the stupid comments and it annoys me

[Jonathan Meer]

Just ignore them. Listen to music, if you have to.

[Kaden]

Trying to justify stupid things that stupid people do is, in itself, stupid.

[Jonathan Meer]

solo queue normal

I'm jungle gp. In the first 8 minutes, solo top cho dies 3 times, mid leblanc dies twice, and duo bot ashe/ryze die 4 times apiece. All while pushing their lanes as much as they can, so I can't gank anybody.

best team ever

[Jonathan Meer]

Hate: Watching my team walk one-by-one into their 5-man, over and over and over, until we lose.

Everyone won their lane. I had 17 assists at jungle gp by the 20th minute. And then they just decided to suicide. Over and fucking over.

This elo, jesus christ.

[Anzekay]

Hate: People GGing because one lane was lost. There is three lanes guys, losing only one of them means we must have won the other two, that puts us ahead!

Actually I just hate people GGing before 25 min, honestly. But it always happens in solo queue, and people just give up/suicide/afk/play sloppy and bam we lose. Not because of anything that happened pre-25 min, but because we end up as 2/3/4v5

[John Doe]

I say gg when it's 0/20 and we've lost all outer towers by the 8 minute mark and we have a guy on the team called "NEGURLEUPS" spamming "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA" over and over while diving into their fountain as Tryndamere.

Do you hate me?

[Anzekay]

Yes.

That's no GG

[spoiler] obvious troll games like that are obviously exceptions, jerk [/spoiler]

[John Doe]

hahahaha

How about when it's 0/20 without the troll? Sometimes games are lost at the start. Not in the first five minutes and not at champ select. It's when you click "Play".

[Anzekay]

Well that's called playing with John Doe.

[John Doe]

Now you're thinking with shifobrains!

[Jonathan Meer]

Hate: People GGing because one lane was lost. There is three lanes guys, losing only one of them means we must have won the other two, that puts us ahead!

That doesn't follow. Losing one lane doesn't mean you won the other two. It means you lost a lane.

[Anzekay]

That doesn't follow. Losing one lane doesn't mean you won the other two. It means you lost a lane.

But if we only lost one lane, that means we won the other two!

There is some tongue-in-cheek hyperbole there, but my point is that a single lost lane does not mean game over, and I am growing tired of people who think that way. If you want to endlessly pick at the way I put it, feel free Meer- I know you love to play that game.

[Anzekay]

Now you're playing with shifobrains!

Fix'd

[Jonathan Meer]

If you want to endlessly pick at the way I put it, feel free Meer- I know you love to play that game.

Then be more specific; gameplay relates to the systems that are used to actually play the game.

[...]

But, if you were referring to everything that you say you were, then don't blame me for interpreting what you said by the term you used.

Relevant.

[Anzekay]

Relevant.

Sure, Meer, nevermind the fact that I said the same thing twice, I just added italics the second time. Nevermind that I didn't use a very specific and well-defined term to refer to a whole bunch of things that are completely different. If you can't get my main point (one lost lane does not equal game over) from the first post, then you're just needlessly picking at it.

But you know what? Just nevermind this whole thing, discussing anything with you is an excercise in time-wasting.

[Kaden]

Oh you guys. So much love.