Person who blanks, I hate you.

[Jarka]

This thread shall be for the expression of irrational hatred of a person that performs a particular pet peeve. The format of each post should begin with some variation of "Person who blanks, I hate you.", with blank being the offensive action. Further explanation shall be permitted (and is encouraged).

I'll start:

Person who camps in front of the only creamer/sugar/napkin/trash station and mixes their drinks at Starbucks, I hate you.
You should probably know your preferred balance of milk to sugar in tea. That's pretty much the whole point of Starbucks: being really snobby about how your drinks are made. You don't need to stand there sipping and stirring for three minutes like an amateur Frankenstein, but with liquid instead of dead people and it probably tastes bad instead of coming to life. I just want to toss my receipt and be on my way, but you have planted yourself in front of the only public trash in the cafe. There's an absurd number of counters and tables in there. Grab some sugar packets and mix your drink at one of those.

[Vad]

Person who thinks it's a good idea to merge into my lane on the highway while I'm there. Go die in a fire.

[Shun]

Person who drives 20 miles slower than the speed limit just because it's drizzling and then rides the brakes, I hate you.

I understand the concept of safety and accident prevention but if the rainfall is so minute that a puddle has yet to form you might as well hop on a damn bus and help out the ozone layer. Your wasting gas, you're taking up space and your wasting my time. I hope your tire flattens and a bear attacks you 30 yards before reaching the nearest gas station after carrying the flat with you because you never bothered to replace your spare back in 2008 in an effort to save money to buy a Michael Bolton cd instead.

[Super Buu]

Hey you! People at the train station during the busiest time of day when everyone is arrived, rushing and ready to GTFO and get home! Don't wait until you're actually AT the ticket stall to then slowly reach into your pocket, get out your wallet and find the ticket. You can have it ready beforehand! There's a long-ass building queue behind you, and whilst you're blocking my way I could've just put my ticket through and gotten the hell out of here! Instead I just missed my bus and have to wait another half hour!

(Thank god, last week was the last week I'll have to catch trains to work. Now it's a morning stroll instead. BLISS)

[Kaden]

Person who thinks SOPA isn't the dumbest thing ever.

[Kole T. Merr]

Person who thinks it's a good idea to merge into my lane on the highway while I'm there. Go die in a fire.

That totally happened to me while Kaden was in the car. Crazy shit.

Dear people who take my sense of humor the wrong way. I hate you.

[John Doe]

Dear people who take my sense of humor the wrong way. I hate you.

Um, people that walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk, we're in America. You drive on the right side, you should walk on the right side. When you walk on the left side, you run into the hundred people who aren't retarded and don't swim against the current. You fuckbucket.

[Rafael]

People who walk up to me in a parking lot, placing themselves in between me and the delicious Subway sandwich I am anticipating to inform me that they are an aspiring rapper and want to get their name out there but if I could just give them 20 bucks or so for their cd that'd be great. Couple things:

#1: Do I look like I am interested in rap music in my jeans,Fiddlesticks shirt and rockin' 'stache?

#2: I don't pay anywhere near 20 bucks for a cd that I actually want, no more than 10 for the average album is what I consider standard and again, this is for something I actively WANT, have listened to some of and know I like, not some cd from a genre I generally don't like of unknown quality from some random dude.

#3: Similarish to #1, but why did you decide to pick me to try to sell to? This dude was driving behind me for a bit and when I parked, he also parked and then left immediately after failure despite there being a bunch of other people around.

#4: Me-->You--->Meatball sub. This is not a cool place to be.

[Jonathan Meer]

PASSIVE_AGRESSIVE_CHUBBS_UNITE

[Jonathan Meer]

Companies who try to convince me that natural gas and oil are the future of energy, with stock footage of rolling meadows and smiling trees.

Instead of trying to lie to us via pseudoscience and irrelevant pictures, innovate. Yes, the future means you'll probably lose your monopoly. Yes, the future means you'll need to restructure. But the route to financial solvency is not to sabotage our progress.

[Jarka]

People who are Rick Santorum, I hate you. What a douche.

[Valora Crow]

Seller of Shadow of the Colossus which I was supposed to receive on the third and whose email is apparently unreachable by Amazon, I hate you. You are getting a shitty, shitty review very soon.

[Shun]

Person who leaves the sliding door right next to my bedroom open for the cold breeze to catch me in my scivies(sp), I hate you.

[Vad]

Asshole who doesn't accelerate on an On-Ramp to the Highway. I don't want to merge lanes with the side of a school bus. Thanks.

Talking on your cellphone, cunt.