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Why I Will Be Playing ME3:
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http://youtu.be/3pShKKOV_gA

With this game, Bioware has finally acknowledged that FemShep is a thing worth marketing, complete with the badass voice of Jennifer Hale.
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#2
Jennifer Hale: BW's guide to selling Jerilu anything
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#3
Rafael Wrote:Jennifer Hale: BW's guide to selling Jerilu anything

I'll take four.
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#4
Awwww yeah
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#5
My Femshep is blonde! WHY ISN'T THERE A TRAILER FOR BLONDE FEMSHEP
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I'd break a few tables having fun with FemShep on the Normandy.
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Jarka Wrote:http://youtu.be/3pShKKOV_gA

With this game, Bioware has finally acknowledged that FemShep is a thing worth marketing, complete with the badass voice of Jennifer Hale.

Though I have to ask. When wasn't it? Sex sells...
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Vad Wrote:Though I have to ask. When wasn't it? Sex sells...

Despite the popularity of that adage, it actually doesn't. While visual erogenous stimuli do indeed increase attentiveness to a given advertisement, people are less likely to remember what the advertisement is selling. While I'm certain that there are cases in which using sexuality as an advertising device is effective (namely in a product that themes itself around sex, such as Bayonetta or DOA Beach Volleyball), a consumer ought to be suspicious of quality if an epic space opera has to resort to pandering to male heterosexual urges.
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Jarka Wrote:Despite the popularity of that adage, it actually doesn't. While visual erogenous stimuli do indeed increase attentiveness to a given advertisement, people are less likely to remember what the advertisement is selling. While I'm certain that there are cases in which using sexuality as an advertising device is effective (namely in a product that themes itself around sex, such as Bayonetta or DOA Beach Volleyball), a consumer ought to be suspicious of quality if an epic space opera has to resort to pandering to male heterosexual urges.

Yikes. What the fuck happened to the male population? I remember every female ad ever...even if it's for feminine razors. There's a reason the timeline on my Facebook was red head Shepard for a week or two.
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Meh, gonna agree with Jerry on this one. Aside from the brief "Hey, T&A!" I generally don't remember anything or want to buy anything because of sexy motivations unless it's the sexy thing itself being sold(Scuba Gragas for instance)
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Rafael Wrote:Meh, gonna agree with Jerry on this one. Aside from the brief "Hey, T&A!" I generally don't remember anything or want to buy anything because of sexy motivations unless it's the sexy thing itself being sold(Scuba Gragas for instance)

There is no help for you.

EDIT: Maybe that's why when I finally find the right woman the world is going to end under our power. =o
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#12
I very well remember the younger Kardashian being sweaty and sleek and shit in that super bowl commercial from last year, but I don't recall the product.

Anecdote proves it.
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#13
Vad Wrote:There is no help for you.

EDIT: Maybe that's why when I finally find the right woman the world is going to end under our power. =o

Not if i bang her first
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Not if i bang her first

Post of the year, all years. I was seriously in tears
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#15
i didn't see nearly enough cock in her mouth. i have to wonder whether they're really trying to market this to male audiences or not. :I

that said, the game looks beautiful.
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Why I will be playing ME3: Because I have no willpower and I love preorder items. If it wasn't for those I could just put off buying it forever, but if I hadn't bought it yesterday I'd have missed a tiny amount of content I won't care about, and that just won't do.
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Maruset Wrote:Why I will be playing ME3: Because I have no willpower and I love preorder items. If it wasn't for those I could just put off buying it forever, but if I hadn't bought it yesterday I'd have missed a tiny amount of content I won't care about, and that just won't do.

... yarr?
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