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Let me tell you about a town called Sterling. It was an oddly named town. Its people were less than ordinary, law abiding citizens. In fact, the entire town was a member of the Mafia! One day, an indeterminate number of travelers visited the humble streets of Sterling. They were ordinary, law abiding citizens, bringing with them an unhealthy obsession with lynching. They were the Town. They weaved their way into the society of Sterling, and they threaten to destroy the Mafia's way of life!
This is Reverse Mafia! The Mafia must gather together during the Night Phase and vote to decide who among themselves they wish to EXECUTE. During the Day Phase, the Mafia sleep (off their hangovers) while the Town secretly whisper between themselves and decide who to LYNCH. The Town wins if their numbers are equal or greater than the Mafia's at any time during the game. The Mafia wins if they manage to find and EXECUTE every member of the Town. Who will win? Reverse Mafia starts NOW!
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You lot should be familiar with the rules of the game by now. Just to be perfectly clear, in this game the Town is the Mafia and the Mafia is the Town. Day Phase is Night Phase, and Night Phase is Day Phase. Got it? Yeah, you got it. If it is necessary, I will answer any questions you may have. Night Phase 1 will end on 1 AM EST or 10 PM PST, and any actions made after that time will not count.
Player List:
1. Maruset
2. Ashe
3. King B
4. Kaden
5. Kayne
6. Blue
7. Mal Nova
[If you are confused, that is the point. You can hate me later.]
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get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
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Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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So...exactly the same as normal but the names are switched. Bah, I was practically sweating sparkles thinking I got to be one of the cool guys. Suppose Cool Guys don't sweat sparkles though
Kayne Wrote:Does the worship of boobs count as polytheism?
Rose Wrote:I find it endearing. Like a bunch of old codgers who've been friends their whole life who continue to hang out despite openly hating each other. That's what Chubbs is.
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So who does sweat sparkles?
I don't think that's a thing.
"It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
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I never thought I'd just randomly say this openly, but I am mafia.
Come at me.
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Mafia also. This is even more gimmicky than gimmicks. I thought you were above this Mr. Doe.
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King B Wrote:Mafia also. This is even more gimmicky than gimmicks. I thought you were above this Mr. Doe.
Then you thought WRONG!
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
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Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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Blue Wrote:Pretty sure what Doe means is that this next game will be the gimmickiest game in the history of the world.
Told ya so.
Anywho, not town. Not that me saying so means more than me saying I'm not a moose..
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I'm not a moose.
"It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
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Man alone measures time.
Man alone chimes the hour.
And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear no other creature endures.
A fear of time running out.
― Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper
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The premise for this game is terrible. As if a town full of mafia wouldn't know right off the bat who the new people in town are. Pfft!
You made a bad game Doe, and you should feel bad.
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They are also drunk off their asses. If you can tell one blur from another while face down in the concrete, I commend you.
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get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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Mafia, yo.
Man alone measures time.
Man alone chimes the hour.
And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear no other creature endures.
A fear of time running out.
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Incorrect! I'm not drunk. Just high as a bird.
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I'm shitting on the sidewalk, motherfuckers, come at me!
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Ashe is a townie. Only an out of towner would shit on our sidewalks like some kind of poorly trained dog.
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I'm voting Doe's mom as a townie.
Man alone measures time.
Man alone chimes the hour.
And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear no other creature endures.
A fear of time running out.
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Execute Doe's mom
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get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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The Mafia closed in around the poor older woman of indiscriminate race. It had been decided that the first to die would be the mother of Doe, the cause of all the evil in the world! She did not struggle, a smirk hidden in the shadow of the barrel. Click. Bang.
Doe's mom has been executed by the Mafia! Her alignment was Other and she has been removed from the game! Day Phase 1 starts now. Send in your PMs and get ready for the next Night Phase to start at 1 AM EST. Hopefully.
7 Remain:
1. Maruset
2. Ashe
3. King B
4. Kaden
5. Kayne
6. Blue
7. Mal Nova
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
Kaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.