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The biggest scare of my life
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For three days I thought I had lost my three tickets to Dispatch: Zimbabwe at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, July 14th. I just ripped my room apart and finally found them. I'm so relieved it's like I just took a thousand shits in one.

It was so friggin scary.
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#2
...If that's the biggest scare of your life, you live a terrible, sheltered existence.
"I wasted time and now time doth waste me."
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"I just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked."
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#3
What is there to be scared about these days? Other than boring normal "life > me" nonsense?

I suppose being, like, shot at would be pretty damn scary. Or falling off of a cliff or something.
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#4
Not everyone lives in the Canadian ghetto, Bra. =(
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#5
I totally saw those comments coming. I was exaggerating, kids. There have been much scarier things that have gone on.
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#6
Saskatchewan's the ghetto. Manitoba's like... too boring to be a ghetto.
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#7
I hope all the Canada talk brings our Mikey back.
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#8
There's nothing ghetto about canada.
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Bulma Wrote:There's nothing ghetto about canada.

Bulma's right. There can't be anything ghetto about a make believe place.
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#10
I'm telling you guys, Canada exists! I'm totally super cereal!
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#11
Hey Eric, I remember how to get to Madison Square Garden...Thanks to you. Simply hop the gate and go to the thrid exit. Man that was a fun day. We should visit our friends at Scientology again.
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#12
Yeah dude, and this time I won't have a crazy bitch bitching at me, and I'll remember my camera, so gtf over to this coast.

"You could jump off a bridge or shoot yourself in the face and that would be your choice."

Win. Totally makes me want to go out and download Battlefield Earth. XD
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#13
XD

My god, you need to get over to the west coast bro. Not now though, its to fuckin hot.
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#14
Dude it's too fuckin hot HERE. I'm goin into the city today, it's like friggin 105 or something like that. I'm gonna disintegrate.

If my spring break coincides with a friend of mine's I was planning on going to Switzerland to his house, but it probably won't, so maybe I'll come by around then. Cuz I'll have money cuz I'm workin full time through December =O
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#15
good. GOOD!

Eric and Ben...The jews of chubbs once again, hanging out.
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#16
All shall witness our rise to power!

L'CHAIM!!!
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Blind Man Wrote:For three days I thought I had lost my three tickets to Dispatch: Zimbabwe at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, July 14th. I just ripped my room apart and finally found them. I'm so relieved it's like I just took a thousand shits in one.

It was so friggin scary.

Taking a thousand shits at once is much more frightening than losing any ticket.
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#18
Is that even possible? I'd be amazed if you had done that Baron...truly amazed
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#19
Gokua Wrote:Taking a thousand shits at once is much more frightening than losing any ticket.

Good times...
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Murasaki Wrote:Is that even possible? I'd be amazed if you had done that Baron...truly amazed


I've gotten close one time, but I actually took 3 four minute breaks in-between. So close though. So very close.
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