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Am So Cool
#1
Dude I am the coolest person, at least that's what I feel like. I havn't been on in the last three days because I have been in pain and sore. Why, you ask? Because the coolest thing happened. Let me explain.

My brother is 21, ok? He has a few friends and they are bored one day and say..."Hmm...well tomarrow's nice...let's go the the lake."

"Yeah, ok."

What's the lake, you ask? It's a lake. xD

But my dad had to go to a hospital to install some stuff that is about two hours away and would be gone all day so my brother Sean is like, "You wanna come with us to the lake?"

And I'm like, "The lake?" And he goes, "Yeah, the lake."

I ask, "What is The Lake?" And he replies, "It's a big lake in Smithville thirty minutes away. Rob and Levi are going along with a couple other people." (Rob is like my bro's best friend and is real cool, Levi is a guy with a real deep voice, tall, strong and can drink like crazy, Kami and Burter would like him =P)

So I am all like "Sweet, ok" and so I get my swimmin' trunks on and I got with him. We use my dad's truck though because my brothers got in a wreck when his ex-girlfriend wrecked it, different story. So my dad is getting a ride from somebody else and stuff. So I go with him and we go and pick up a couple gatoraides (SP?) for the guys and then we head over to Levi's house since he is just now getting off of work (It's 4 pm.) and Rob is already over there and Levi pulls in behind. So we spend about 10 minutes hooking up the boat onto the back of the truck and Levi brings a wake board and some rope. So we get in the car and start going slow and at the first stop sign something apparently goes wrong and they think the boat isn't latched on right.

So we all get out and spend about 5-10 minutes messing with it then hop in the truck and go pick up a guy and his girlfriend (I never met them but I thought the guy was a major tool if you catch my drift) but thankfully I didn't have to ride bitch ^_^. So we spend 30 minutes going to the lake, put the boat in the lake, get in, Sean parks the truck and gets in. We start on the journy when I hear, "Oh shit." and I look over to see what's going on. Apparantly they forgot to buy some friggin' gas for the boat >_< so we go over to the little "gas station" on the lake and fill the gas up while hitting on this hot chick whose filling the boat up with gas. But Levi and the Tool go over to the building and look down from the dock thing they are on and see this big ass Carp. Yeah, a big ass fish. So they are laying on the dock staring at it and trying to get it to come up and are being amazed by this big ass fish. But then the fish comes up to the surface, it's head is out of water and the Tool socks him. He slugged that thing like crazy and it never came up, xD. That was some funny shit there. But after we are done we go over to a cove and are like "Yeah, here's a good spot" so they throw the board and rope into the lake and Levi jumps out there and he is the best friggin wake boarder I've seen in real life (well, he's the only one I've seen in real life) but the water was warm and shit but I was so soar because I was giving it a try.

Oh god, it is so hard. I kept being tossed around a drug and I swallowed so much water I was pissing a gallon in the lake. It was crazy. And I gave it a try and it was so hard and the last one I did, the boat went forward and I held on and I almost got up but I fell face forward in the water but I didn't let go. I wouldn't let go and I got dragged around like crazy and almost drowned but I'm ok now. But man I was sore but my arms and shoulders are still sore. I just wanted to share my experience because wakeboarding is the coolest friggin thing in the world.

Edit: Well it's not the coolest thing for some people here, in their case it's beer, beer, beer, sex, beer, rock n' roll, beer, and getting drunk.
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#2
Wakeboarding is the greatest thing in the world man. I'm good at it to, like can do the jumps over the waves the boat makes and shit. It's so cool. It's a wicked rush and shit, ya the first time i went i got dragged on my face around the lake... My cousin took me and he told me i would do better if i taped my hand to the handle right? It was my first time, and my hands were covered in oil (damn cars a shitter) so i let him tape my hands on, i was doing alright for my first time and i wiped out, they wouldnt stop.. i got dragged on my face until the tape tore off. I had like bruises on my cheeks from the water and shit, now im good at it though and i don't fall to muc.. Unless im trying to do some sick shit off a wave and wipe. And the ladies love it. Sex, beer, waffles and wakeboarding my friend
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#3
Lol, sweet. I'm glad they didn't do that. It takes a lot of arm strength to do that. Rob is still learning to turn and my brother, Sean learned how to get up and is learning more. But Levi...Damn! He went way to the left to gain speed then turned right with a sharp turn and with major speed. He went off the side of the wake and got like maybe five feet of air but he went all the way to the other side of the wake. It was like 20 feet! He then just let go of the hand and put his arms up because he was so proud of himself. It was sweet. The water was so warm though. And on Levi's last run he tried a 360 degree turn and he jumped up and go all the rotation but face planted in the water. It was so cool though.
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Quote:Originally posted by Frieza
Would have been funnier if I didn't read your post.

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#5
In my defence, I was referring to the whole thread, not just you.
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#6
I didn't even know who Furiza was talking about. I just thought it was a comment on how annoying the whole thread was.

My bad.
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#7
You know you're going to die cold, alone, and bitter, right?
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#8
It wouldn't kill you to denote that an action is an action in some way.

*cries*
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#9
The topic is... wait..." this is getting locked as soon as burter sees it" my god people, have you nothing better to do?
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#10
Quote:Originally posted by King Cold
Yep, I wish I was a meat packing king like you. Harbouring all that meat in your storage area. Eating it whenever you damn well please. You're my hero.

All hail teh sausage mongering kinpin.

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#11
I should lock this for no reason.
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#12
Thats creepy...I could have sworn I saw a post by Goku Jr...

...oh well
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#13
I am ok with everybody spamming this because it was just saying why I havn't been on but I don't like when Goku Jr. does it. >_< two pages of total nothing. Minoshia was the only one that stayed on topic really and it was the second post >_< you people DO need to stop spamming. And if you spam in MY thread Goku Jr. I will find out where you live, smack you around, then murder your dog and/or cats. And if you don't have a dog and/or cat then I will murder some animal close by even if it's your neighbors >_<
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#14
It'd be cooler if you were still drunk, Frieza
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#15
I don't believe in this too early nonsense... it'll only be too early for me for another.. oh... 22 days, because that's when I'm out of my house!
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#16
Quote:Originally posted by Frieza
Wow. Reading that post makes me want to drink until I understand it n.n

Duraiden: But I am so drunk right now
Duraiden: By drunk I mean I am talking with people from a DBZ rpg which kills about as many brain cells as heavy drinking.
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#17
Quote:Originally posted by Frieza
You damn right. Now stop spamming my booze thread!

I'll spam your booze thread all I want, and you'll like it it.
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