Old Fun RPGs

[Reijin]

Found a link to the 8th Child by going through some old XT stuff. Here it is.

http://web.archive.org/web/2001062917422...ghthchild/

Found others such as Android 13's Ki, an old school DBZ Assassins site (said they were founded in Feb of 2001 booyah, like 8 months after CDBZ) and the original Swords Honor site.

[Reijin]

Stuff I found on the old and GOOD Swords Honor:
Famous Last Words
"Ha! Lost again! You are a stupid barbarian!"

"Don't worry, it's safe. Nothing happened last time we camped here."

"Ok guys, who remembered what the old guy at the entrance said?"

"If you cut me down, it will only make me stronger!"

"Don't wory guys, I'm immune to fire. Come on you big ugly, pathetic excuse for a dragon, do your worst! ... What do you mean black dragons don't breath fire?"

"Don't worry sir, we can handle it."

"We killed all monsters on this level."

"The bridge looks sturdy enough."

"What do you mean they threw it back?"

"What do you mean 'the bullets are just bouncing off'!"

"Wait... Dragons can only breathe fire once per day right?"

"Crap, it's a minefield, leggit!!!"

PC: "My brother will avenge me!"
The assassin takes off his mask, "I will?"

"I run down the hallway alone."

"Just leave everything to me."

"I'll hold my breath and run through the gas."

"Finally, he's out of ammo."

"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."

"Don't worry, wyverns don't attack unless they're provoked."

"What do you mean 'No reaction'? I hit him again harder!"

"Wonder what this button does?"

"This dungeon is not dangerous."

"No one would booby-trap their own closet."

"They don't look so tough."

"I'll distract the dragon!"

PC1: "Zev?"
PC2: "Yeah?"
PC1: "Duck."
PC2: "Why?"
*thunk*

DM: "All of you successfully hit the dragon. It doesn't do anything."
PC: "You mean it doesn't even wake up?"
DM: "Suddenly, from behind you a *living* white dragon..."

NPC: "Beware the unspeakable one!"
PC: "Oh, you mean Hastur?"

"A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your 'pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter."

"I don't think he had a flame thrower. Hold on, let me check."

"D'Artagnon? Never heard of you. Let's see how you are with that sword of yours."

"Is this scroll pronounced 'HAStur HAStur' or 'HasTUR HasTUR'?"

"I don't need to read the instructions."

DM: "You see a strange beast made from the mismatched parts of other
bodies"
PC: "So we're fighting Michael Jackson??"

"I turn the red gem so that the little carving points right at the one on the wall above it. Then I rotate the..."

"What's the meaning of this mark in the door"

"Well, he's got the arrow point cocked against my temple, so when he lets go of the drawstring, it should just stay there, right?"

(PCs have just entered a cave filled with orcs. They were hiding
behind a large stone and had not been spotted):
PC1 (a paladin): "The entire place is filled with orcs!"
PC2 (a knight): "Let's charge them. I want those XP's!"
PC1: "NO wait, we can't charge them. We do not know if they are
evil. My God would forbid this instantly!"
PC2: "Okay" (stepping out from behind the stone and shouts)
"ARE YOU EVIL???"

"Go ahead and drink it."

"Why are those two triangles on the ground like that?" {pentagram}

"It's an honour to meet you, sir. I have always been an admirer of the Chinese." {said to the local head of the Yakuza, a Japanese of course.}

"I put on the necklace I took from that skeleton." {Necklace of Strangulation, removable only by wish spell or when person is a skeleton}

Village people: "A witch! Burn her!"
PC: "I'm not a witch, I'm a cleric, blessed by the gods!"
Village people: "Burn the blasphemous witch!"

"I've got better things to do than run your petty errands, your highness."

PC1 (who has missed last session) : "What did you do last month?"
PC2: "We met HASTUR."
PC1: "Who is HASTUR?"
GM: evil smile

[Sammah]

God, not much i can say, i'm kind of speechless right now from the major time warp we just took into the past. Man...i really dunno what to say. So much has occured and changed in the past 5 yrs....damn

[Tobias]

DM: "You see a strange beast made from the mismatched parts of other
bodies"
PC: "So we're fighting Michael Jackson??"

XD

[Drake]

My Yoroi was the best, an experimental Pheonix with energy abosrbing armor and teh Nifelheim cannon. :O

[Kami]

Originally posted by Furiza

Originally posted by Nappa
I'd never hurt my dice, my sweet special 5? per piece, bloody red, see-through dice with chaos markings as numbers...

Nerd!

Amen.

[Sammah]

Speaking of Jocks, they made us wear Jock straps in boot camp whenever we'd go and PT (physical training)....god i hated those.