Mortal Kombat: Round 2: Burter vs. Pikkon!

[Reijin]

Rules: There are no rules. Flaming for this post will not be warned. If you have to resort to name calling and the normal "I FUCKED YOUR MOM" then you probably have lost the Battle of Wits. Your call. May your stupidity free you.

Noone else post here other than those involved in the fight.

As always, Staff may intervene in any situation.

FIGHT.

[Burter]

seeing that you can't warn me or ban me if i flame?

Still fucking up the capitilizing. I's are always capped up. I give you points for actually getting "can't" right though. That one shocked the hell out of me.

As for my reply, I don't need a reason to ban or warn you. I'm better then you, that's good enough reason for me.

traditionaly saying, you're not my authority in this case cause it's all legal and you can't do shit about it.

The correct spelling is traditionally. Good job on the "you're" and "it's" though. Again, shocking. Oh, and the "can't", but I already complimented that one.

And as I said above, I CAN do shit about it. In fact, when this is all done, I'll probably go through your profile, fuck up your settings, and change your name to something more appropriate, like say, Burter's Bitch?

Ive seen authority and you're nothing close to that, everytime i see the picture of burter on you're posts, it makes me want to drink the puke right out of the bucket you puked in and it would only make matters better.

I've is the correct spelling. The second "you're" should be "your."

Just cause you post don't mean shit! you got to back up you're words with authority, which i don't see in this particular person.

Your* again. Shit, don't you learn?

Get the fuck over yourself. Not only did you throw the dumbest flame I've ever seen, but you pretty much copied the same damn thing I did.

Did you really think you were gonna walk into this RPG and become the big man on campus? That spots already taken and it's sure as hell not yours. You want me to back my talk up with authority? You might wanna reconsider that one, asshole.

I AM authority here. See those blue stars under my name? That means I can do whatever the fuck I want if you do something wrong, and believe me, that isn't gonna be long now. You're nothing here, so just pack up your shit, and leave.

No one wants you here anyway, you n00bie fucktard.

[Burter]

Another thing. If you're gonna reply, at least give me more to work with then 4 puny fucking sentences. I mean, damn.

[Burter]

Okay, you want to look at the fight? Okie dokie, pokie.

1. Go that low? Oh, you have no idea how low I'd sink for the sake of entertainment.

2. Kay.

3. Wow. Why are you still here?

4. I can't help it. I have to correct this. It's "SCROTUM." How can you NOT spell your own reproductive organs right?! Out of ALL things to misspell, it HAD to be the sack that holds your fuckin testicles. Talk about ironic.

5. More words? Okay, here we go. I can be mean.

Just get the fuck out of this RPG, you semen slurping cumbucket. No one wants you around, no one likes you, no one thinks you're funny and you prove time and time again what a stupid shit-eating little brat you are. Hell, at least Turles can fucking SPELL his insults right.

6. ...wow. You sure told me. I'm shaking in my boots. If I was wearing boots.

7. You're the king? More like trash.

[Burter]

1. Uh...huh? o_0 Make some fucking sense, limp dick.

2. Fuckin' is slang. That's an accent. In real life, rather then saying "fucking" I actually shorten it to fuckin. So BLEH!

3. There is no proper term to spell cumbucket, with or without the space.

4. What? I'm racist? And yea, my mom is pretty fat, and she was a protitute at one point.

5. Uh, look in the discussion thread. I have a fan base behind me.

6. What question?

7. Yes.

[Burter]

My daughter's crying, so I'm gonna go lay down with her.

Hopefully when I come back in an hour or so, you have some kind of good response.

[Reijin]

I'm putting up the Poll for you guys.

I would request that you not vote for yourselves, but I don't see that being followed. Therefor, I will probably subtract 1 from both totals after the votes are in. Though that could be abused, so I'll only subtract one from both totals IF both totals have at least 1 vote. To prevent someone from voting for the other guy just to have them get lowered or something. I dunno.

Anyways, every will have 24 hours to vote. I will also close this on a "First to 15 votes" basis, if done before the day is up.

[Burter]

Sweet. I rock.

[Reijin]

*watches it hit 15*

And Burter wins with a beautiful finishing blow to Pikkon!

[Burter]

w00t

15 to 0.

Time to change his title.