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Of the Flood and Metroids
#1
Damn. I, personally, get scared by weird things. When I cook macaroni and all the noodles face up, that freaks the shit out of me. Dunno why, but it does. Honeycombs freak the shit out of me, and not because of bees.

And, so do jellyfish. Which brings me to this next part of my post. The Flood (from Halo) and Metroids (from...Metroid).

Goddamn! Why do they have to make something so freakishly scary that I can't sit down and play the game anymore? I had to actually force myself to finish Metroid Prime. Beautiful game, but the Metroids freaked me out. Whenever one latched onto me, I just shut the game off to spare me of the freakiness.

The Flood are even worse. I can put up with the big zombie things, but when one of those little bitty Flood guys starts hopping at me, I practically piss myself. And those big hulking bloated Flood things that drop like a thousand Flood when you kill them? Damn.

Is it just me, or are Metroids and the little Flood genuinely scary? I can't tell if I'm just a little out of it, or what.
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I had a friend in high school who was scared to death of Pikachu
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#3
I never really found either of the two that scary really, but I guess I could see where you are coming from.

Myself, I thought that the metroids were really not that scary, unless you count those hunter metroids. Those did freak the shit outta me.

Flood, yeah... those are a little creepy. Especially on that last level where you're fighting in the dark, and then one pops out and you're like "OMFG AAAAAAH!" and just start shooting randomly.

So yeah, I really don't know why macaroni or honeycomb cereal scares you (I love macaroni and honeycomb. They're good Smile ). But, you are sorta right about the flood being scary, and metroids sometimes.
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#4
Im scared of people who are afraid of the flood and metroids.
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#5
I'm not afraid of honeycomb cereal. I'm afraid of honeycombs. You know, the bee things?

Anyway, yeah, I knew about killing the flood and all. Shotgun is the absolute best weapon against the big 'uns, while the frag grenade is the absolute best weapon against the little 'uns.

But scared of Pikachu? That's pretty bad.
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#6
I thought your flashlight lasted forever in Halo 2? I had it on for the entire level, and it did not even flicker for me.

O_o
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Quote:Originally posted by Burter
I had a friend in high school who was scared to death of Pikachu
xD
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#8
Whoa Buu, Jigglypuff sniffs markers?

That explains it...
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#9
Quote:Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
Quote:Originally posted by Burter
I had a friend in high school who was scared to death of Pikachu
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No joke
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You know what thing scared me the most in one game?
Those god damn re-deads from Zelda 64. Espicially with a rumble pack.
I swear to god when one jumps at me I scream. I hate those thing.
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Quote:Originally posted by Garlic Jr
Im scared of people who are afraid of the flood and metroids.
Im scared of tiny midget blue men with sarcastic humour.
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Quote:Originally posted by Android-15
You know what thing scared me the most in one game?
Those god damn re-deads from Zelda 64. Espicially with a rumble pack.
I swear to god when one jumps at me I scream. I hate those thing.

Yeah, they're pretty creepy. But those hands are worse.

Goddamn, I hated the Well and the Shadow Temple. o.o
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#13
Hmm? Where did that voice come from?

*glances at the ground at some insignificant dust speck*

Oh. Stfu.
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Quote:Originally posted by Android-15
Quote:Originally posted by Garlic Jr
Im scared of people who are afraid of the flood and metroids.
Im scared of tiny midget blue men with sarcastic humour.

Thank god Im turquoise, huh?
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#15
Turquoise? You look more like a tapeworm-ish gray.
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#16
You're not too handsome yourself, cueball.
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#17
I'll have you know that some ladies like the bald head. Gets 'em all excited.

And besides, the six dots are awesome. My head looks like it got plastered with a domino.

It worked for Patrick Stewart, it can work for me. Big Grin
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#18
Depends on the lighting. But sun, lamp or shade Im all sexy all the time.
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#19
Meh, I don't really get into games much anymore. I love playing video games still, but I'm not near as obsessed with them as I used to be. So, I don't think it's that.
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Quote:Originally posted by Krillin
Meh, I don't really get into games much anymore. I love playing video games still, but I'm not near as obsessed with them as I used to be. So, I don't think it's that.
Maybe its cause your a chiken?
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