Twins

[Burter]

I dated someone named Emily once

[Raz]

I had a girlfriend for a while named Emma. =O

[Hellfighter 17]

That's not very nice, Krillin. ='(

[Bardock]

Congratulations to both Reb and Tami. You two seem to be pretty consistent...but I'm sure it would be nice to have a son, too. Good luck and all that great stuff. I hope Michelle takes it well. Things were never the same after my siblings were born...

[Tobias]

Marron for teh win!

[Burter]

Originally posted by Chi-Chi
Wow 3 kids...... that means your ..........40 years old!!!!!! holy fuck your as old as my dad!!!!! well anyways congrats on your soon to be hell raisers..

i suggest you name one of em Lup...... why Lup??? because its so damn random

I'm 21.

o.O

[Reijin]

Chi-Chi's comment has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while.

[Hellfighter 17]

I pity you. *blinks*

[Reijin]

I seriously heard the other day that holding a laptop in your lap for long periods of time will cause the male body to possibly go sterile. Its been proven as fact, but I think Burter is just that damn potent enough to blow that whole thing away. It doubled his pleasure.

[Hellfighter 17]

*hugs his PC*

[Reijin]

Name them Scooter and Skeeter

[Vegeta]

Originally posted by Reijin
I seriously heard the other day that holding a laptop in your lap for long periods of time will cause the male body to possibly go sterile. Its been proven as fact, but I think Burter is just that damn potent enough to blow that whole thing away. It doubled his pleasure.

you're not supposed to keep them in your lap. they're starting to call them notebooks because people are fscking stupid.

[Bra]

Originally posted by Koola

Originally posted by Reijin
I seriously heard the other day that holding a laptop in your lap for long periods of time will cause the male body to possibly go sterile. Its been proven as fact, but I think Burter is just that damn potent enough to blow that whole thing away. It doubled his pleasure.

you're not supposed to keep them in your lap. they're starting to call them notebooks because people are fscking stupid.

So... because it's called a 'laptop' and people then think it can be placed on top of their laps, then they're fscking stupid?

Perhaps if there was such a glaring problem with the hardware, then the manufacturer shouldn't have given it a name like laptop.

[Vegeta]

yeah

it gets hot, people get burns on their legs. they're dumb.

[Bra]

You do realize that the average person is depressingly stupid, though, right?

Especially the younger kids growing up these days. I can't say I've ever been witness to a more dangerously moronic generation.

[Tobias]

Reminds me a little of, say, ordering hot coffee and needing a lable on it saying 'caution hot'. Pretty soon everything will need a lable sayin:

"Caution: Do not shove up ass. Could result in rectal bleeding."

[Hellfighter 17]

Didn't they dub it the laptop to just say "Hey, we made a computer which you can have on you lap!"?

Hehe, that Kramer.

Yes, people are pretty stupid; I think it's like 80% of the world is technologically illiterate and 60-70% are literary illiterate. I probably fall under a couple "idiotic categories" myself, but still.