Iron Man

[Saz]

OMG, I've been sigged.

[Bojack]

First time?

[Saz]

-Blush-

Yes.

[Bojack]

-Blush-

Yes.

[Dehan]

*snort* I hope you guys don't mind me sigging that, 'cause I did. XD

EDIT: I saw Ironman today. It was everything I hoped it would be. Unfortunately the whole experience was sort of cheapened when someone brought their 5-7 year old kids to the theater... >=(

They must not be 'well behaved'...well my little cousin isn't either. He's six. I also brought my three year old neice. Heh. They both ate popcorn, drank their soda and were laughing harder than anyone when Tony slammed into that concrete wall and were going 'whoa' when he became Iron Man and started flying.

And it was nothing loud or drew any attention to me, if anything I think the fanboys(and marvel fans like myself) were laughing a bit and nodding at just about every part of the film that impressed us.

Anyway if I were you I'd go see the movie again, if you can try catching it on a weekday during the afternoon. 98% chance you won't encounter any kids in there unless they're on spring break or something.

[Bardock]

I don't find that one dimension awesome at all. He comes off as a prick, and not a likeable prick.

[Raditzu]

Dude... he hates snakes.

It's awesome.

[Tobias]

Listen. I would suck his cock and not charge him. I think thats all that needs to be said on this subject.

[Reijin]

Listen. I would suck his cock and not charge him. I think thats all that needs to be said on this subject.

On the contrary, I believe there is more to be said here. I believe you have captivated us all and we will be a quiet and receptive audience. Please, continue.

[Saz]

Listen. I would suck his cock and not charge him.

Oh now that's just bad business sense.

[Tobias]

Okay trade secret here.


SLJ's semen is worth twice its weight in gold if you know who's buying. And seeing as it five times as dense as a normal man's thats saying something.

[Saz]

I don't get it.

[Tobias]

Its obvious do I have to spell it out?

I sell his semen to unscrupulous scientists to use in cloning experiments. Their end goal is to create the ultimate army. Should operation BAMF succeed in addition to their payments I get a seat of power on the new world order.

Also I saw iron man yesterday, it rocked. A little weak towards the end but great overall.

[Saz]

No not that, I got that part. I meant what relevance does his sperm being 5 times denser than the average man's have?

[Bojack]

BAMF

?

[Violet]

What about Nightcrawler?

[Reijin]

Nightcrawler doesn't even have to penetrate a woman to get her pregnant.

His sperm just kinda "BAMPHS" into the egg on those lonely nights where he's missing a towel or tube sock.

All of it. Not just one.

Then they compete in a volatile combat to the death and the last sperm swimming gets dibs on that egg. Its that awesome.

He just enjoys going through the motions too much.

[Raditzu]

"BAMF" is the sound he makes when he TPs.

I don't know if Bojack was just being Bojack, or is he actually doesn't know it's also acceptable as an acronym for Bad-Ass Mother Fucker.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt, though.

[Reijin]

If SLJ could teleport, his "BAMF" sound for doing so would be a sudden and quite random "FUCK YOUUU" upon appearing.

Followed by a pose.

[Raditzu]

I see what you did there.