Cell phone cooking

[Metal Koola]

http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymchron/cooking.htm

edit: trying it tonight. Results will be posted.

[Hellfighter 17]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about Cell cooking over the phone. I actually did. o.o'

[Metal Koola]

Well anyways, we tested it, and it doesn't work. I am majorly upset.

[Hellfighter 17]

Explain.

[Hellfighter 17]

How and why? You didn't explain.

[Hellfighter 17]

Radio waves must have heat, unless it disobeys the uncertainty principle and the second law of thermodynamics.

[Hellfighter 17]

That's better. Oh, and I don't think it would heat it in a sufficient time with the average cell phone either.

[Hellfighter 17]

They could if they had a really large mass, like that of a star. Technically, though, they do attract radio waves.

[Vegeta]

HEY FUCKING DUMBASS.

The radio is so you have something to do while the egg is cooking. Shit.

[Metal Koola]

I read on a few websites the reason they think the radio is supposed to be on is to transfer a sound back and forth through the phones so they stay "active"

a continuation of the story:

we started cooking the eggs in the microwave, a few exploded, and me, the genius that I am decided to flush the egg parts down the toilet, not wanting to deal with the smell. Toilet wouldn't flush right... eventually got it all down. I tell my roommate about it when I see him on campus, and when he gets back, the bathroom is flooded. He kept his hockey stuff in a duffle bag next to the toilet (only place in the room with a lot of room) and that stuff got a little moist, not a big deal... but anyway, it sucks... we don't have a working toilet in our room for a day or so.

[Vegeta]

Hey MK, have you heard the Explosions in the Sky album "How Strange, Innocence".

fuckin' amazing. I think you'd enjoy it.

[Vegeta]

nerd alert nerd alert

[Hellfighter 17]

Knowledge is power, bitch.