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Burter Jr · 05-12-2006, 12:18 AM

"Yay for Day Three! OMG GOOD JOB!

The dead people are:

#12 Android 17
#08 Android 13
#09 Yamu

And lots of danger zones! Yay!

A-5
A-6
A-7
B-1
B-2
B-6
B-7
C-1
C-3
D-7
E-2
F-4
F-6

Gooo Final 7! Yay!"

Burter Jr · 05-12-2006, 02:16 AM

Face to Face

Bujin and Gohan

Gohan wandered around the field he had called home the past couple days. He had set up a small bed under a tree nearby and had even got a little spring to have some water. It was paradise.

He skipped along merrily, humming. "What a wonderful night," he said cheerfully. "Nothing could go wrong!"

Behind him, the shotgun blast rang through-out the island. He didn't hear much of it, as by the time the sound reached his ears, the ki shot hit him in the back and blasted out of his chest, causing him to fall forward. Dead before he hit the ground.

Bujin sighed. It was too easy to be fun.

#05 Gohan DEAD

06 Fighters Remaining

The Condoms are there if Bujin wants to take them.

**Reijin** · 05-12-2006, 05:47 AM

R-Dawg climbed to the top of the peak, climbing in ways that The Man would not want him to climb. But thugs live hard, and R-Dawg was not going to be kept down. He reached the top of the mountain, and coughed a moment while looking around. 

"Yo yo yo yo!" he yelled loudly.
 
Noone answered. He reved up his chainsaw really loudly, and held it high. "Bitches, listen up! I had a dream!" he started resolutely. "I had a dream that I had seen the top of the mountain, and it was good. In my dream, there were big booty bitches and fat titty hoes! Everyone of you muthafucka's were rolling in 20s, blinging from head to toe, and kicking The Man where it hurts! I say that when I take over this muthafuckin' world, I will bring Thugonomics to all schools, for those that are still in that shit. For those of you that didn't need that shit, all you real hawd muthafuckin' gangsta ass niggas, I promise a glock in every pocket and a cap in every ass!"
 
Noone answered.
 
"W3RD BEOTCH!"
 
He turned around resolutely, and dropped his pants, mooning the entire island. Then he whipped out a massive brown object and a lighter from seemingly nowhere. "Hell to the izzle bitches!" he said. "YAYAH. WHAT???" He flicked on the lighter and-
 
****THIS PORTION CENSORED BY THE MAN. IN ITS PLACE R-DAWG BRINGS A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER****

****END COMMERCIAL****
 
By the end of this, R-Dawg's eyes were bloodshot and he was drooling from a completely limp lip. And then, at the top of the mountain, he saw the biggest booty bitch he had ever seen. He whipped out his massive G-UNIT and immediately planted that bitch hard.
 
A deer wandered by to see R-Dawg going at it with a beehive like a jackhammer, and somehow every bee had dropped to the ground, dead from a heartattack at the nerve of this P.I.M.P. The deer ran for its life... and ass. Fo' realz'.

Super Buu · 05-12-2006, 11:05 AM

Super Buu pretends to be a crab. "Krakrakrakra," he says, scuttling among the sand and drinking copious amounts of water. Super Buu is a pretty good crab.

Burter Jr · 05-12-2006, 06:47 PM

Face to Face

Bujin and Reijin

Bujin had been resting quietly on the tip of the mountain. It had been a long night for him, as he hunted and killed three people successfully.

He had no idea Reijin was coming near-by as he hadn't been looking at his binoculars. Rei snuck up, noticing the sleeping warrior in his weak state.

The saiyan moved close...raised up his chainsaw...

When the roaring blades slammed into Bujin's body, he awoke immediately to feel his entire chest being ripped open. He pulled the trigger of the shotgun, pegging Rei in the shoulder. The blood on the saiyan's shoulder only raged him more, causing him to lift the chainsaw...

And slam it into Bujin's face.

"Pwned."

#06 Bujin DEAD

05 Fighters Remaining

Reijin's been shot in the shoulder pretty bad. His arm is almost un-usable and is gonna cause him a lot of pain.

Rei needs to choose between the Ki Shotgun and the Chainsaw. He gets the binoculars regardless

Burter Jr · 05-12-2006, 06:48 PM

Face to Face

Furiza and Super Buu

Furiza headed back to his little campsite after catching a rabbit for lunch. He held the corpse by the ears, humming a British tune.

"Doo doo de doo de doo..." He whistled.

Behind him, Buu lunged forward, on the hunt. Furiza turned around, only to see the pink blob swipe his arm to the left, cutting Fuz on the neck. The bleed inside spat out sloppily all over Buu.

Then he fell backwards, as dead as the rabbit.

#07 Furiza DEAD

04 Fighters Remaining

Buu has the crossbow

Super Buu · 05-12-2006, 10:26 PM

"Finally!" said Buu, raising his fists into the air in victory. "A KILL!"

With that, the bizarre putty-creature knelt next to the corpse, sank his teeth into the neck, pulled his meat-filled craw back and screamed into the night. After chewing the meat for a while he discovered that changelings really are chewy. Eventually he gave up and began to hum "we are the champions."

Burter Jr · 05-13-2006, 02:19 AM

Face to Face

Goku and Hellfighter 17

Burter Junior peeked at the map as he grabbed the megaphone.

"Aww, too easy," he pouted.

He spoke into the megaphone, "Danger Zones activated...NOW!"

With that, he pushed the buttons.

#02 Hellfighter 17 DEAD
#04 Goku DEAD

02 Fighters Remaining

The Ki Shotgun and Baseball Cap are in danger zones, and thus un-usable.

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