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#1
06-04-2006, 10:57 PM
Some guy just randomly IMed me. At first I thought it was some kind of advertisement, but I realised that he thought he was talking to his real-life friend. Me = Greg0rz, him = prodigy (slighly edited for the dude's privacy).


prodigy: is the phsuccessnet.com site working for u?
prodigy: its ashanth by the way
Greg0rz: what?
prodigy: the bio book online thingy...
prodigy: is it working for u?
Greg0rz: no, I think they ran out of migs. Or megs.
prodigy: gah1
prodigy: gah!*
prodigy: did u do the defs yet?
Greg0rz: yeah, I ran a scan. Nothing came up
prodigy: did u finish all the definitions?
Greg0rz: it's hard to truly define definitions in this world
prodigy: ..........................................
prodigy: ur a tard
prodigy: so......did u???
prodigy: ok...answer this.....r they due tomorrow?
Greg0rz: they're due next week
Greg0rz: didn't you get the memo?
prodigy: we hav finals next week.....ur a tard
Greg0rz: no olo ur a tard
prodigy: olo?
Greg0rz: so like
prodigy: ?
Greg0rz: how's that girl you've been seeing?
prodigy: ??
prodigy: r u on crack?
prodigy: ur sounding like andre....now u wouldnt like that would u?
Greg0rz: not andre!
prodigy: yes andre
Greg0rz: she locked me in the cupboard and fed me pins!
prodigy: this is nice and all....but i NEED THE FREAKING DEFINITIONS!!!!
Greg0rz: alright, here's the truth
Greg0rz: I had the definitions
prodigy: .............
Greg0rz: but they were stolen from me
prodigy: i told u to lay off the crack....but do u listen? noooooooooooooo
Greg0rz: and scattered across seven worlds
Greg0rz: now we have to collect them
prodigy: .....
prodigy: ur a funny one u r
prodigy: u didnt do the definitions did u....
Greg0rz: no =(
prodigy: yeah......thats wat i thought....
prodigy: ok...i'm going on WoW to take out my anger.....
Greg0rz: I'm going to go seek asylum on that hentai site I love
prodigy: ...
Greg0rz: alright, fine, it's not hentai
Greg0rz: it's furry =(
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06-04-2006, 11:03 PM
I once convinced someone I was working for a higher power, and then told him that I would inform him more at a later date - but that he'd do well to eat a lot of watermelon. And then I blocked him.
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06-04-2006, 11:04 PM
The funny thing is, tomorrow he's going to see the guy and be all like "wtf?!"
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06-04-2006, 11:04 PM
olo, Buu. I hope you told that poor guy you were just fuckin with him. =)
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06-04-2006, 11:05 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
olo, Buu. I hope you told that poor guy you were just fuckin with him. =)
I'll tell him tomorrow, probably, for the above reasons. Hilarity may or may not ensue.
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06-04-2006, 11:06 PM
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Quote:Originally posted by Violet
olo, Buu. I hope you told that poor guy you were just fuckin with him. =)
I'll tell him tomorrow, probably, for the above reasons. Hilarity may or may not ensue.

Heh...keep us posted. 8)
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06-04-2006, 11:06 PM
Hehehe, thanks for giving me my cheap laugh of the day, SB. =)
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06-05-2006, 01:23 AM
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Hehehe, thanks for giving me my cheap laugh of the day, SB. =)
My cheap laugh for the day was when I took a puck from my six-year-old cousin. Ah, family ruinions.
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06-05-2006, 06:07 AM
Heh heh, what a boob. XD
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06-05-2006, 06:09 AM
The conversation continued when he got back. My favourite bit was the 'seeing you tomorrow' part. Such irony XD


prodigyT2: lol
Greg0rz: lol?
prodigyT2: yeah, lol, i laughed...at ur face
prodigyT2: OOOOOH
Greg0rz: oh burn
prodigyT2: yup yup
prodigyT2: u should get some ice on that right away
Greg0rz: olo rite
prodigyT2: ....right....
prodigyT2: im gonna go play some major super smash bros. now....cya
Greg0rz: wait
Greg0rz: in case I never get the chance to see you again
Greg0rz: I want you to know
prodigyT2: ....u'll c me tomorrow...
prodigyT2: tard
Greg0rz: I love you
prodigyT2: ............
Greg0rz: no, I won't =(
prodigyT2: ur gonna cut urself?
prodigyT2: emo!
Greg0rz: I have the pills in front of me
prodigyT2: advil?
prodigyT2: that stuff works...but its a little tooo strong....
prodigyT2: make sure u drink water with it too....otherwise it will get stuck in ur throat
Greg0rz: got it, thanks
prodigyT2: np
prodigyT2: ok....super smash bros it is...
prodigyT2: cya
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06-05-2006, 06:15 AM
The guy has no idea. >>
Or this is some prank that has YOU fooled SB, I doubt it.
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06-05-2006, 06:17 AM
Well, I have no idea how he got my sn. Maybe someone I know said "contact me on this" and gave their friend my sn as a joke or accidentally. Tongue
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#13
06-05-2006, 11:20 AM
Hehe. That 'seven worlds' part cracked me up.
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06-05-2006, 11:27 AM
I would die laughing if this guy's real friend didn't show up for school the next day. That would be hella funny.
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06-05-2006, 07:46 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Bardock
I would die laughing if this guy's real friend didn't show up for school the next day. That would be hella funny.

xD xD

And incredibly cruel. =D
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06-10-2006, 06:15 PM
He contacted me again today.

prodigyT2: yo
Greg0rz: hey dude
prodigyT2: test me on english...i forgot all my stuff at school:-(
Greg0rz: did you ever get those definitions?
Greg0rz: hello?
prodigyT2 signed on at 6:28:57 PM.
Greg0rz: damn connection
prodigyT2: lol
prodigyT2: so.....about u testing me..
Greg0rz: sorry, had to take a shit
Greg0rz: it's been alternating between runny and hard for the last few days
prodigyT2: eeeeeew
Greg0rz: yeah it's pretty bad
prodigyT2: i'm popping in and outta my room today...too boring to just sit and study on a saturday afternnoon...
Greg0rz: so yeah ... did you ever get those definitions?
prodigyT2: which ones?
Greg0rz: from the bio book online thingy
prodigyT2: oh yeah
prodigyT2: did em in school monday
prodigyT2: and turned em in that 7th period..
prodigyT2: it was pretty sweet
Greg0rz: I still have no idea where to begin on them
prodigyT2: just start at the beginning
prodigyT2: u know...the first page...
Greg0rz: that makes sense
prodigyT2: yeah
Greg0rz: the problem is
Greg0rz: I don't have the page
prodigyT2: ...
prodigyT2: i dont have the packet with me either...
prodigyT2: seeing how the exams only on tuesday
prodigyT2: but didnt u already do these definitions for the bio extra credit???
Greg0rz: not to my knowledge
Greg0rz: I never had the book
prodigyT2: o....did u do the questions then?
Greg0rz: nope
prodigyT2: o......ok then......nvrmnd...
Greg0rz: by the way
Greg0rz: funny link
Greg0rz: http://cdbzrpg.dracondev.com/forum/threa...18598&sid=
prodigyT2: !@#!@$
prodigyT2: u freakin a-hole....
Greg0rz: XD
prodigyT2: ....him = prodigy (slighly edited for the dude's privacy).


prodigy: is the phsuccessnet.com site working for u?
prodigy: its ashanth by the way

Greg0rz: so like, who did you think I was?
prodigyT2: ?
prodigyT2: Greg...who else?
Greg0rz: surname?
prodigyT2: not sure if i'm spelling his right but....yanchovich?
Greg0rz: it's not me
Greg0rz: you've been talking to someone completely different all this time
Greg0rz: I just played along
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06-10-2006, 06:23 PM
lol That's awesome. And you probably are going straight to hell, though it's not as if we all aren't anyway.
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06-10-2006, 06:25 PM
The epic conclusion to this tale:

prodigyT2: uhuh....suure it isnt...
Greg0rz: seriously, ask your friend at school
prodigyT2: .
Greg0rz: if you talked to him on AIM
Greg0rz: he'll say no
prodigyT2: U r gonna say no...
prodigyT2: cuz it's U
Greg0rz: a conundrum indeed
prodigyT2: ..
Greg0rz: by the way
Greg0rz: http://cdbzrpg.dracondev.com/forum/threa...post233709
Greg0rz: did your friend actually give you the sn 'Greg0rz'?
prodigyT2: .....i kinda assumed....cuz thats wat u use for everything else....
Greg0rz: oh, is he the guy that owns greg0rz.net?
prodigyT2: yeah....U
Greg0rz: he actually AIMed me about a month ago
Greg0rz: saying that I stole his name
Greg0rz: we both have the same online handle
Greg0rz: his real AIM sn is 'T3h 0Cool'
prodigyT2: ..........
Greg0rz: and I'm seriously not shitting you here
prodigyT2: yeah i know...i just asked someone else....
prodigyT2: and they said that his sn isnt Greg0rz...
Greg0rz: crazy, huh?
prodigyT2: yeah.....
Greg0rz: I actually wondered how you'd got the sn
prodigyT2: wow....this is awkward....
Greg0rz: and yet hilarious
prodigyT2: but wat r the odds that u both would come up with the same name for stuff?..
Greg0rz: I thought you'd realise sooner
Greg0rz: I thought I was original with the name Gregorz
prodigyT2: but he's like this..i thought he was just fooling around to piss me off...
prodigyT2: ....and u both even use a zero instead of an O
Greg0rz: I'm normally without the zero
Greg0rz: but some bastard took the sn 'Gregorz'
Greg0rz: so I took 'Greg0rz'
Greg0rz: and then your friend had to take something else because I took Greg0rz
Greg0rz: thus the endless cycle of name stealing continues
prodigyT2: ........
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#19
06-10-2006, 06:33 PM
Epilogue:

prodigyT2: well then......its been fun:-)
Greg0rz: indeed
Greg0rz: will I ever see you again? ='(
prodigyT2: dunno
prodigyT2: depends if i decide to kill myself over being an idiot
Greg0rz: advil?
prodigyT2: most likely...
Greg0rz: that stuff works, but it's a little too strong
prodigyT2: tell me about it....
Greg0rz: make sure you drink water with it too ... otherwise it will get stuck in your throat
prodigyT2: got it
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06-10-2006, 06:34 PM
LMAO you totally did the turn around there.
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