The Secrets of Masturbation

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

So now that I have your attention by the single word of masturbation, I must show you the truth. Trunks and I figured out the truth behind masturbation. Read for yourselves.


[20:36] ForbiddenAlli: Touch me.
[20:36] kakarotssj29: ^_^
[20:36] kakarotssj29: *touches*
[20:37] ForbiddenAlli: ^_^
[20:37] ForbiddenAlli: <3
[20:37] ForbiddenAlli: What's up?
[20:37] kakarotssj29: wanting my alliance fools to be online so i can coordinate the next move =(
[20:37] kakarotssj29: you?
[20:37] ForbiddenAlli: Wanting to have sex with a girl.
[20:37] ForbiddenAlli: =\
[20:37] kakarotssj29: then do it
[20:37] kakarotssj29: 0<3
[20:38] ForbiddenAlli: There are none to do it right now =(
[20:38] kakarotssj29: d'oh
[20:38] ForbiddenAlli: So I will do the next best thing!
[20:38] ForbiddenAlli: Well, the one after that.
[20:38] ForbiddenAlli: Well, a little further down the line.
[20:38] ForbiddenAlli: But that's not the point. I mean talk to you.
[20:39] kakarotssj29: =)
[20:39] kakarotssj29: you could always wack off while you talked to me >.>
[20:39] ForbiddenAlli: Dude.
[20:40] ForbiddenAlli: I havn't yanked it in like 2 weeks.
[20:40] ForbiddenAlli: I think I'm sick
[20:40] ForbiddenAlli: o_O
[20:40] kakarotssj29: =o
[20:40] ForbiddenAlli: I haven't had the urge to do it.
[20:40] kakarotssj29: that's awesome
[20:40] ForbiddenAlli: I figured something out.
[20:40] kakarotssj29: i wish i had a smaller sex drive =/
[20:40] ForbiddenAlli: Either my penis gets bigger when I don't jack off or it just appears bigger because my hand's not on it.
[20:41] kakarotssj29: XD
[20:41] ForbiddenAlli: I'm not kidding.
[20:41] ForbiddenAlli: o_o
[20:42] kakarotssj29: i know
[20:42] kakarotssj29: =o
[20:42] ForbiddenAlli: It's sooo cool.
[20:42] ForbiddenAlli: I just stare at it.
[20:42] ForbiddenAlli: Last night I was pissing and I was like "woah"
[20:42] ForbiddenAlli: It looked so much longer.
[20:42] kakarotssj29: hahahahah
[20:44] kakarotssj29: that's awesome
[20:45] ForbiddenAlli: Isn't it?
[20:45] ForbiddenAlli: It makes me happier.
[20:45] kakarotssj29: and it gives small people hope
[20:45] ForbiddenAlli: Are you saying my penis is small?
[20:45] ForbiddenAlli: You ass.
[20:45] kakarotssj29: no =(
[20:46] kakarotssj29: i'm saying if people who ARE small learn of this, they may not feel so bad
[20:46] ForbiddenAlli: Oh.
[20:46] ForbiddenAlli: Ok.
[20:46] ForbiddenAlli: ^_^
[20:46] kakarotssj29: =D
[20:46] ForbiddenAlli: Because I'm not small >_>
[20:46] ForbiddenAlli: No matter what you've heard.
[20:47] kakarotssj29: i've seen pictures
[20:47] kakarotssj29: you're not small
[20:47] ForbiddenAlli: Woot
[20:47] ForbiddenAlli: They weren't photoshopped just to let you know.
[20:47] kakarotssj29: 8-)
[20:48] ForbiddenAlli: It was all natural.
[20:48] ForbiddenAlli: All me.
[20:48] kakarotssj29: awesome
[20:49] ForbiddenAlli: Jealous yet?
[20:49] kakarotssj29: of course
[20:49] ForbiddenAlli: =D
[20:50] ForbiddenAlli: Most are.
[20:50] ForbiddenAlli: We should post the secret of masturbating on Chubbs.
[20:50] kakarotssj29: hahahah
[20:50] ForbiddenAlli: If you don't do it your penis will grow.
[20:50] ForbiddenAlli: If you do it then it will shring and fall off.
[20:50] ForbiddenAlli: shrink*
[20:50] kakarotssj29: do it
[20:50] kakarotssj29: well, we don't know about fall off
[20:50] ForbiddenAlli: >_>
[20:51] kakarotssj29: but it seems to stay the same size, at least
[20:51] ForbiddenAlli: I think it gets smaller.
[20:51] ForbiddenAlli: Or maybe I am just so used to the size?
[20:51] ForbiddenAlli: That it gets old and seems small.
[20:51] kakarotssj29: perhaps
[20:52] ForbiddenAlli: We are so smart.
[20:52] kakarotssj29: damn straight
[20:52] kakarotssj29: this is why they create countries
[20:52] kakarotssj29: to stop smart people like us getting together
[20:52] ForbiddenAlli: Yes.
[20:53] ForbiddenAlli: The bastards.
[20:53] ForbiddenAlli: We must let Chubbs know and spread our minds!

[Ruhiel]

XD

[Old Captain Silver]

O.O My eyes now burn, but not cause of that.

Thats just... weird, but enlightening

[Violet]

Where...are these pictures? That whole convo just...makes me curious. 8)

EDIT: IDK about you, Taps, you're still a minor. =P

[Alsa]

*Fuck's GF*

*Gets Smaller Penis*

WTF!?

[Violet]

Originally posted by Kirano
*Fuck's GF*

*Gets Smaller Penis*

WTF!?

Way to rape the thread, Kirano. =\

[Alsa]

I did......


Whoops.....


*Goes to smoke in an office XD*

[Old Captain Silver]

Originally posted by Violet

Originally posted by Kirano
*Fuck's GF*

*Gets Smaller Penis*

WTF!?

Way to rape the thread, Kirano. =\

He just ruined it. Though his was always small so it doesn't even matter.

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Funny story is, I am a minor and I'm not a virgin. But that's beside the point.


The point is. The whole conversation is true. I haven't masturbated in probably two weeks now o_O

[Alsa]

Originally posted by Tapion
Funny story is, I am a minor and I'm not a virgin. But that's beside the point.

And your 14!? WTF!? Even I couldn't do that.

[Violet]

Well, Taps, don't keep him waiting! It should be a crime, I swear... ;.;

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Originally posted by Kirano

Originally posted by Tapion
Funny story is, I am a minor and I'm not a virgin. But that's beside the point.

And your 14!? WTF!? Even I couldn't do that.

Fifteen. But it was before I turned fifteen with my now ex.

[Orion]

But the point is: if you want it bigger, don't yank it.

[Alsa]

So.........

Would having sex with my GF be considered yanking it?

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Is it considered masturbation? Then no.

Unless she does it for you.

[Super Buu]

Maybe you hit puberty. >_>

OH BURN! *hides behind shield*

[Alsa]

EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! TAP HITS PUBERTY!


TAP HITS PUBERTY

By - Aaron A. Andrews


While Tap was taking a piss, he realized he had an overly huge dick. He thought not wacking off was why, but he was wrong. He went through puberty! What a day for Tap!


*Cheers*


PS: Yes, my name has three 'A's, XP

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Except I have more hair on my nuts then you do on your head and have since 7th grade o_o;

But yeah.

And my voice is deeper then a well.

[Kirano]

The thread has just died! Way beyond resurection!

[Super Buu]

Originally posted by Kirano
EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! TAP HITS PUBERTY!


TAP HITS PUBERTY

By - Aaron A. Andrews


While Tap was taking a piss, he realized he had an overly huge dick. He thought not wacking off was why, but he was wrong. He went through puberty! What a day for Tap!


*Cheers*


PS: Yes, my name has three 'A's, XP

You know, some day they're going to invent a device that allows you to stab people over the internet.