06-30-2006, 06:54 AM
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Operation removes lightbulb from anus
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06-30-2006, 07:19 AM
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I don't know what to say to this, Waffuru. ![[Image: Celsigcopy-1.jpg]](http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b330/KiroX2/Celsigcopy-1.jpg) Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems 
06-30-2006, 07:33 AM
I wonder if he could put wool socks on and touch a doorknob to make the lightbulb light up.
06-30-2006, 07:34 AM
I was more concered with the Bin laden story. Catch him already!
06-30-2006, 07:42 AM
Silence.
Anus story = important. And I'm assuming he couldn't. The whole..."wool socks" thing wouldn't do much. The bulb needs to have some kind of circuitry attached...and the man is not circuitry. What I'm wondering is, how would he take a crap? Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
06-30-2006, 07:46 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Puar Lightly?
06-30-2006, 07:48 AM
He'd just have to hold it. But not too tightly cause then the bulb might break.
06-30-2006, 07:50 AM
Could be a difficult maneuver.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
06-30-2006, 07:51 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Puar Okay but just remember if Bin Laden's people were to strike again the animals will be the first to feel their wrath.
06-30-2006, 07:52 AM
This reminds me of two stories on the local news.
1. A guy stuck a glass of water up his anus, because 'he liked the feel'. Then he couldn't get it out. So of course he'd do what a rational man would do...get a pair of....what are those called, the ones you grab things with, like tweezers only big. Of course it broke and he was transported to the hospital. 2. A guy who was loading cement bags in a truck...was having...uhmm....a stiffy xD. And he tripped and fell on the cement, of course that was when he was at the.......'peak' and he broke it...litteraly he broke it, like a bone. The first thing my mom said. Why was he getting a stiffy looking at cement bags? XD
06-30-2006, 07:59 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma That a threat? Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
06-30-2006, 08:01 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Puar Ask them if you don't beleive me.
06-30-2006, 08:03 AM
Bulma, I'm the cat that doesn't get eaten at the Chinese place. I'm the cat that eats you.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
06-30-2006, 08:04 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Puar Thank God you have 9 lives!
06-30-2006, 08:05 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma If only the light-bulb ass man did. Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
06-30-2006, 08:07 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Puar Fixed 
06-30-2006, 08:10 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Toma That was crafty Toma.
06-30-2006, 08:14 AM
Tch. I've been pwned.
*launches Ashton Kutcher-esque MTV show* Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
06-30-2006, 08:16 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Puar Fixed again!
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