Greg Vs. Super Selipuardockiro - Crocodile Jousting

[Super Buu]

"Easy, boy, easy," murmured Greg softly, petting his crocodile as he climbed atop a horse. Sliding down the visor on his silver knight's armour, he looked across at his opponent.

Super Selipuardockiro was sitting atop a similar horse, crocodile outstretched.

Greg's crocodile, which he had aptly named 'Daeg Waedos Jr.' snapped eagerly. The bout was about to begin.

OOC: your turn.

[Celipa]

Thrusting his crocodile up in the air once, twice, Selipuardockiro let out some form of battle cry thing. His horse was named something...he wasn't sure what.

What does a Selipuardock look like, you ask? Why, it's a kid with brown hair in saiyan armor, and a blue furry tail sprouting from his backside.

"Let's do this, Greg," muttered Seli-iro-other stuff, narrowing his eyes.

And with that a popper gun was fired into the air, and the two rushed towards one another. Stuff was bound to happen.

[Super Buu]

Bellowing like a teriyaki chef, Greg thrust his crocodile forward. Daeg Waedos Junior snapped aggressively, but SSPDK was quick to parry with his own weapon. The two passed each other, and wheeled around for another pass.

"This time," said Greg, as the camera closed in on his eyes (ironic since they were covered by a visor), "it's personal."

[Celipa]

Super SPDK did a turn around thing, and shot a glare to Greg.

"Krakrakra!" he shouted, as his horse began to gallop.

SPDK is a pretty good crab. But there was a possibility that Greg was a better one. SPDK's croc snapped gnashed it's teeth violently, as both combatants began to make whooping noises and indian cries.

Out of Asylum Character thingy: Referenced one of your RPs, Greg. And like, judgement now? I guess?

[Super Buu]

Out Of Crab: No judgement! The fight goes on!


"Let's do this, motherfucker," Greg muttered for no real reason other than to sound badass. Rearing his arm back, he waited until Daeg Waedos Junior was at maximum power before releasing it. The projectocodile flew through the air like some kind of airborne crocodile before landing on Super SPDK's face.

"Son of a bitch!" screamed the part-saiyan, part-cat, part-other shit thing, clutching at the crocodile attached to his face. DWJ was showing no relent.

"Boh boh boh boh," chuckled Greg, going into spasms of laughter, nearly falling off his horse. "BOH BOH BOH BOH"

[Celipa]

With a random retaliating lob, long-name tossed his croc at the spasming Greg. Of course, it missed. Seli-stuff's aim never was the best. But the crocodile did grab ahold of Greg'z horse's leg. The thing neighed and stuff.

"Fuf+_QW#@," laughed that thing that's me, his cackling muffled by the crocodile on his face.

Greg was uttering a series of cursewords. Crocodiles on your horse sucked.

[Super Buu]

Crocodiles on your horse sucked, as Greg was quickly realising. As he struggled to maintain control of the creature, it bucked, sending the raven-haired teen onto his ass. With an almighty 'neigh!', Silver, as the horse may have been called, toppled. The boy was crushed ... or was he?

"W ... t ... f ..." coughed Greg, as he crawled out from under the corpse of Silver. Super Selipuardockiro's crocodile was still gnawing incessantly at the corpse.

[Celipa]

"Hey. Please get off me."

Greg's crocodile didn't listen, and crawled upon the top of SPDK's head. He layed down and stuff.

"Alright," began you-know-the-name-by-now, crossing his arms. "Let's politely debate ideas and exchange political theories, until we ultimately agree on you leaving my head."

The horse was still galloping, and carrying Kiro ever onward, although he wasn't getting far away from the general scene, since that would be inconvenient.

Greg was on the ground. He was 'probly playing solitaire.

[Super Buu]

It's never fun when you're lying on the ground, minding your own business, playing solitaire, and then some guy rides his horse over your back.

"All your base are belong to us!" lolled Selipop, as cracks sounded from beneath his horse.

"That's it!" roared Greg, feeling like his back was probably broken or shit. "Daeg Waedos Jr, I choose you!"

The crocodile on top of Kieran (it sounds similar enough to Kiro and who really gives a shit? Anyone who cares is a fag) suddenly snapped awake. He stood up, howling like a dog.

"Daeg Waedos Jr, bite his frickin' arm off!" creeched G-Rock.

The crocodile went bezoomny, rezrazzing at his makeshift home's arm. Seizing the limb, he jumped off the horse and rejoined Greg on the ground.

"Crocodiles are rigged!" spat Kiro. "NERF!"

"Stuf u," retorted Greg, staggering to his feet and picking up his weapon once more.

[Celipa]

Kiro's arm was bleeding pretty bad.

"I can't stuf! My arm is bleeding!" he yelled.

But from behind, smoke began to exit his horse's rear. The enging had blown, and an explosion was gonna happen.

"Oh God!" shouted Kiro, jumping off and rolling onto the ground and narrowly avoiding the fiery inferno that ensued.

But Greg had his flag, and was running towards home. Selipuardockiro pulled out his nine, and pointed it towards his nemesis. But Greg's nine was jutting in eye's view from his pocket. WTF would happen?

Oral Options Caressed: Like, conclusion gonna be posted by Seventeen.

[Super Buu]

G-Rock says:
yo, write an outcome
G-Rock says:
for the fight
G-Rock says:
any outcome
Alex says:
What fight?
G-Rock says:
http://cdbzrpg.dracondev.com/forum/threa...21890&sid=
G-Rock says:
wirtefukinoutckumejerk

[Android 17]

And then suddenly, there were like, two guns at one another. Seli-whatever-the-fuck-I haven't read intently enough to find out was all like

"Fuck"

"O RLY?!" replied the other dude. The standing off thing continued, until the action all increased.

There was a lack of oxygen, and the two fags did a Scan of th planet. There was a big hole in the side. Suddenly there was nothing. At all. Seriously. The tension was like, as thick as my inability to seriously write this. True story.

Then G-unit or G-dawg or G-ay or whatever he goes by all ran forward like, but before Seliopakirodawgkatsquirtleperson could react, bah happened.

Para........................Bomb! The big red ball caught the jousting gheys off balance and they all fell down.

Their almost dead body and equally lawled bodies was teleported to Vegeta were, they was discovered by a scientist and he decided to repair his body.


I c'n help ya'....fags.


A day later they wonder fags was rebuilt completely metal and was as good as new!

Official Crap Bulletin: Draw, but you still both kinda win in a sense if you think about it.

+ 1 Metal Body to Greg
+ 1 Metal Body to Seripa
+ 1 Random Bon Para reference
+ 1 Seventeen laughing as he is drown in Chemistry coursework
+ 1 Violet...being gay.

[Super Buu]

"Let's do this again some time," nodded Greg, as he walked off into the sunset, which probably melts metal but who really gives a fuck

[Celipa]

Kiro too.

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And this, is one example of how awesomeness SHOULD go. Staff, I/Greg have a huge favor to ask.

Is it possible for a forum to be build, where people RP this kinds of stuff? Greg and I can moderate it, if privelages are given. And like, come up with mini-plots and vague concepts or some such. And of course I mean privelages for only the random RP board thing.

Please? Not to draw attention from main RPing...but like, for something to do when awaiting judgements, and a side thing. Almost like digital overload, but totally different.

[Celipa]

Oh, and like, normal people who weren't in the match can post in here now...in case you were avoiding it due to it being a mono-e-mono.

[Violet]

Originally posted by Android 17

+ 1 Violet...being gay.

=(


Violet jumps in front of the sun with a big shiny pink arm, wails it around like a...something that swings around really fast, and then SLAMS it down into the ground, where it smashes into pieces. Jumping on top of the splattered pink bits, she proclaims "PURPLE WINS!! PURPLE WINS!!!111!!!"


Suddenly, a hand comes from out of no where, whacks her on the head and then runs off with her purple, beer smelling scarf.

[Android-18]

That was a good laugh, I think the forum is a neat idea.

[Hellfighter 17]

Only Greg was funny.

[Super Buu]

Kiro was a lot funnier, IMO. His last post was hilarious.

I think Kiro's idea is something similar to the Disestablishmentarianism forum on FoF. Random RPing and shit. Godmoding would be encouraged.

And yeah, I made this topic randomly without asking Kiro. XD

[Celipa]

Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
Only Greg was funny.

=`(

I thought you loved me, The Hellfighter!

And yeah, it would pwn if we could actually get a forum for this sort o' stuff.