Hardcore Rules: Super Buu vs Reijin vs Yamu

[Burter]

Super Buu challenged Reijin and left it open for a third person to compete. Yamu, looking to leave the tag division and go for singles gold, immediately accepted

Yamu is looking for his first win in CPW, while Rei is looking to start his CPW career with a bang

[Super Buu]

Immediately as the match starts, Buu launches at *YAMU and starts pulling at his bikini. Meanwhile, R-Dawg is climbing the cage, when all of a sudden a crab bites his foot!

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"I'll never love you," says Super Buu's wife.

"Why not?" says Buu. "I'll do anything!"

"Now I'm mad!" screams Supes, as he discards the last remaining semblance of punctuation - the full stop (or as the amerikekkans call it, a 'period', which makes no sense because I always mix it up with the other kind)

[Jewtastic]

You bastard...why did you lash out at me?

edit: MUCH better.

[Reijin]

R-Dawg gives Super Buu his hardest expression, showing off his gold caps. He whipped out his massive G-Unit and smacked Super Buu in the head, sending him into the corner. R-Dawg did a pimp walk over to Supes and held up his hand into a gang sign before showing the sign of the shocker. "Two in the pink!" he yelled, slamming his two fingers into Buu's gelatin face. "One in the stink!" he finished, putting his foot up Buu's ass.

"You skank bitch!" he taunted, holding his pants by the crotch. "Let me axe you sumthin'! Nigga, I got shot eighteen times, and twenty one of those times I didn't even bleed! You just can't handle that shit, dawg."

[Super Buu]

"WTF!" exclaims Buu, his eyes twitching in wake of the saiyan gangsta. "I thought you were dead! I KILLED YOU!"

"I told you!" lols R-Dawg, flashing his gold teeth. "Ah'm a hawd mothafuckin' gangsta ass nigga!"

Suddenly, Yamu barrels over, headbutting R-Dawg in the small of the back. Whilst the gangsta tries desperately to keep his bikini on, Supes collects up crabs from the floor of the cage and puts them down Yamu's pants. Terror ensues.

[Reijin]

"Shiet, you got crabs too? Yo' momma must get around!" he taunted in true wanksta form.

Grabbing Yamu by the throat, he whipped out a glock. "Bitch, you best drop dem' Nikes off yo ass before I blast you mutha fuc-" before he finished Yamu had his shoes off. R-Dawg dropped him and grabbed the shoes, throwing them into the horde of crabs and crushing a few of them.

"My crabs krakrakra!" Super Buu cried.

Yamu gave them a pouting face. "omg wood someone plz pay attention to me???" he cried out, throwing a punch at R-Dawg, who leapt over the side of the rope before the punch landed.

Yamu turned around as Buubs locked a crab onto his face, but neither of them saw R-Dawg climb back into the ring to slam a large mountainbike onto the two of them. From somewhere in the crowd, the immortal words were heard...

"HEY! Nigga stole my bike!"