I need help from Star Wars fans.

[Jinpo]

I am making a skit for my singing group for the star wars medley we are singing

The song order is
Main Theme
Across the Stars
Yoda's Theme
Battle of the Heroes
Song I can't think of the name of but precedes the Imperial March
Imperial March
Some Light Song I can't think of the name of
Duel of the Fates
Award Ceremony

The one for the main theme is obvious (posters/voice of someone going "In a galaxy far far away . . . blah blah blah . . . ) but for the others I'm stumped. Wanna help me out?

[Old Zangya]

For the Imperial March, have someone walk out as Vader with a red saber and start giving orders to people then slashing them with the lightsaber.

[Warako]

Or have Vader use the saber to be the conductor for the singing.

[Kirano]

I'd help out, but my mind sin't with it at the moment. I think I need more time off chubbs =(

[Jinpo]

Originally posted by Cell Jr.
Or have Vader use the saber to be the conductor for the singing.

I think that would be hilarious

[Uno]

I'll get some ideas for you later.

Tell me the songs in order from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UPRaar-xjU

[Krillin]

Originally posted by Cell Jr.
Or have Vader use the saber to be the conductor for the singing.

Yeah. Do that. And have him be super expressive and all.

Depending on the audience, you should whip out two large dildos during "Duel of the Fates", and have a fight with 'em, pretending they're the lightsaber handles. The movements you could do simulating wanking off for this would be hilarious.

[Jinpo]

Originally posted by Krillin
Depending on the audience, you should whip out two large dildos during "Duel of the Fates", and have a fight with 'em, pretending they're the lightsaber handles. The movements you could do simulating wanking off for this would be hilarious.

High school audience . . . with teachers present . . .

Also, there is a running joke that the guy who is "Darth Vader" is Darth Permaflat, because he brings us down, if that helps.

[Krillin]

Cool. So you'll be doing it?

[Zarbon]

I know I would be.

[Jinpo]

Originally posted by Krillin
Cool. So you'll be doing it?

no.

[Raditzu]

I'll tell 15.1 one to check this thread. He'll be able to help out.

[Metal Teemer]

Across the stars - Have someone with a padawan braid grab someone, ask if they are an angel, then dance.

Duel of the fates and battle of the heroes need some intense lightsaber battling.

More suggestions when i am done playing with my Wii.

[Jinpo]

Right now, I'm trying to think of something for Yoda's theme. It's like 15 seconds of the song but it needs something.

[Krillin]

Bring out Kermit the frog.

[Metal Teemer]

Bring out E.T. Yoda's theme was played in ET during Halloween, when a kid dressed as Yoda walked by and ET says "Home! Home!"

[Jinpo]

No one would get it . . . ARRRRGGGGH! This is hard.

[Metal Teemer]

I would get it, and that's all that matters. Or you could have a green midget with a lightsaber do a bunch of flips and shit.

[Jinpo]

Find me a green midget and its done.

[Tobias]

Originally posted by Cargo
Find me a green midget and its done.

*cough*