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Universal #1 Contendership: Murasaki vs Reijin
#1
Murasaki beat Celipa after some help from Spopovich and Waffuru. Due to the unfair tactics, Burter let Cel pick Mur's oppenent.

With Murasaki's partner, Vejita, and his friend Waffuru banned, he'll have to depend on his own skills to best Reijin to challenge Celipa for the title.

Reijin, only on his second ever match, is looking to make history and catapult himself to the main event scene
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#2
You got nothing old man!
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#3
Waffuru hands Vejita I a beer!

"GO JEW!" They shout.
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#4
R-Dawg walks into the ring with no pants on, giving Murasaki his hardest mug shot of his grill. "Yo, dawg. I gots a free ass kickin' for ya!" he taunted.

"I'm gon' bend you over and pork your ass," he continued to threaten.

Muraski simply bum rushed him, but R-Dawg sidestepped him, bringing up a large Timberland boot to his face. As Mura hit the mat, R-Dawg climbed to the top of the ring, his G-Unit danglin' in the wind. "THE TEA BAGGER!" someone yelled, as R-Dawg leapt into the air to come crashing down upon the Jewish Juggalo.

Murasaki managed to roll at the final moment, saving his face from the taste of defeat and deez nuts, but R-Dawg threw some gang signs in the air and then turned to him. "Mutha'fucka', you don't know when to quit do ya'?" He reached behind himself and scratched his ass a moment before slapping Mura across the face with the same hand.
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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#5
"I got yer back, dawg!"
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#6
The ninja supreme stumbles in drunk off his ass from his night of partying.

"Try that tea bagging shit again there "DAWG" and I'll rip em off!"

With that Mura stumbeled forward, swinging wildly hoping to hit the wigger in the eyeball.
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#7
R-Dawg put on his robe and wizard's hat.
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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#8
Mura stomps the ground, and snorts, to alert R-Dawg that he is in Mura's breeding territory.
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#9
R-Dawg casually pulls out his glock and begins to load it...
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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#10
*drinks*

GOGOGOGOOG Jew power
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#11
R-Dawg points his glock at Mura, while his G-Unit pulls a second glock out of his shit and points it at Vejita I.
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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#12
Don't make me signal my gang of rednecks. We're the ones rolling in beat-down trucks with double-barrel shotguns. =O
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