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Haiku-fu 2006
Hellfighter 17 Offline
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#1
02-11-2006, 11:16 PM
The others may think
'I am sure to take the gold'
But they are all wrong
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#2
02-12-2006, 05:34 AM
Does it matter now?
For I am here to show off
Haiku technique hooo!

Used to pirate much
Sailed them seven seas so blue
Murdered for waffles

Went to America
Border patrol is a bitch
Had to swim river

Went to Canada
Saluted a maple leaf
Became a mounty

Got on boat again
Went to drink in Ireland
Couldn't hardly stand

Boarded to Britain
Or was it Brittania?
Damn mother country

Fought kangaroo
WTF Austrailia!?
British relatives!

Floating on the ship
Cargo of waffles secured
God I need a life
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#3
02-12-2006, 05:43 AM
fifth in line devine
Chubbs owns my soul oh good god
forever and ever, yeah

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Vad: Found my dicks btw
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Kaz: oh man
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Kaz: XD XD XD
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#4
02-12-2006, 05:55 AM
pulsing rapture night
hours close in - communicate
alone in the crowd
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#5
02-12-2006, 05:26 PM
I like to eat cheese
Cheese tastes good in my stomach
Cheese and crackers rule.
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#6
02-12-2006, 05:43 PM
Quote:Originally posted by King Vegeta
Quote:Originally posted by Son Goten
Went to America

Six syllables there
Haiku laws you have broken
You're unfit for life.

I am above laws
I am above fit for life
I spit in your eye

(I quit, just realized how booked I'm going to be this and next week. =/)
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02-12-2006, 06:42 PM

A battle of Haiku
Well then, time to pwn some bitches
Asia lend me strength
Im in.
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#8
02-12-2006, 07:51 PM
KC: Press quote to see what he said.



Do not play around
Life is worth its weight
In gold. Precious Gold.

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Vad: Found my dicks btw
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Kaz: oh man
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Kaz: XD XD XD
Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA
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02-12-2006, 08:52 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Garlic Jr

A battle of Haiku
Well then, time to pwn some bitches
Asia lend me strength
Im in.


He said


"A battle of Haiku
Well then, time to pwn some bitches
Asia lend me strength"
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#10
02-12-2006, 10:24 PM
I am excluded
I wonder why this is so
Can you please explain?
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#11
02-12-2006, 10:46 PM
I suck at haikus
But King Vegeta made me
So s-t-f-u
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#12
02-13-2006, 01:36 AM
Crikey. Because I
Have a life, I missed sign-ups.
Here is the last line.
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#13
02-13-2006, 01:39 AM
That is what you get
For not devoting all your
Time to the great Chubbs
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#14
02-13-2006, 01:41 AM
Let me go in too!
I missed signups like Krillin.
Have pity on me. Sad
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#15
02-13-2006, 01:41 AM
A lecture? Condemn
Me with Passion! Passion! Krill-
in uses hyphens.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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02-13-2006, 01:47 AM
I did too but still posted. I did not really see the signups but thought you would not mind.
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#17
02-13-2006, 10:31 PM
You made a faupax!
Your first line of syllables
Exceeds that of five!
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#18
02-13-2006, 11:13 PM
You dare denounce his
Creativity? He uses
Grand poetic license.

Where have you been? The
Rules are made to be broken.
Why use them at all?

They only get cloggy.
We break poetic rules. Why?
Because it's cool. Duh.
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#19
02-13-2006, 11:32 PM
I'm a tad confused
Because it appears unclear
As to what you did

Did you purposely
Make lines two, three, and seven
Break the haiku rules?

I sincerely doubt
That it was of your planning
To do such a thing
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#20
02-14-2006, 12:57 AM
do we like, wait for you to say PM me, or do we just do it as the haiku's go up?
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