Superpower VIII Matchmaking

[Hellfighter 17]

Give somebody a point. Loser.

[Yamu]

I have my match...if you want a piece of Mr. Main Event we'll talk at Glory Days.

[Jinpo]

"GIVE ME THAT MIC, SON OF A BITCH! LISTEN UP!!!! The green teen is in the building and is here to prove he is the greatest. My plan for stardom is as follows. #1) Kick a newb's ass. 2) Kick a veteran's ass 3) Kick any tag teams ass with a partner of my choosing 4) Kick the champion's ass. So let's start with #1. UUB, PIGERO, OLD MAN GOHAN! ANY OF YOU, BRING IT!!!!"

[Whompt]

An ominous hush fell over the startled interview team with Cargo. Eyes wide, they stared past the excitable youth who, in his attempt to prove he actually has testosterone , was ranting and raving about some such or another. He was cast in shadow and he turned, bitching about the light bill needing to get paid. The bitching ended when he saw the huge man standing behind him.

Spop leaned down, stared Cargo straight in the eye, and snatched the mic from his hand. "I'll fight you, if you're in that much of a hurry to get beat. I'll see you in the ring."

Having said everything he felt necessary to the little punk, Spopovich threw the mic into Cargo's chest and stormed off to find Burter and arrange the match.

[Burter]

Yea sorry, but I'm gonna leave Yamu vs Retane alone

[Hellfighter 17]

Non-title against Celipa?

By the way, I read "Retane" as "Flinstone."

[Reijin]

R-Dawg makes a point of taking on anyone....'s mama.

[Jewtastic]

The ninja slides into the managers office, sweat pouring down his face.

"Hey, boss, give me next week off will yea. I've gone 6 matches in a row. Give me a break before my belt shot would ya?"

[Celipa]

Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
Non-title against Celipa?

I'm up for it.

[Vegeta]

Waffuru is always ready to rumble. Someone is going down this week... and it's most likely not me!

[Yamu]

The heavy metal theme song of the Superpowers blasts through the stadium as the mega screen depict some of the greatest scenes of the CPW so far, Broli clutching the inaugural Asylum belt close to his chest in victory, to Yamu powerbombing Gohan after their last tag match together, followed by a flash of Spopovitch smashing Uub backstage, cutting to a shot of Burter standing at the top of the ramp in a suit gripping a microphone like a weapon, then a shot of Hellfighter?s head bursting open with blood during his cage match, Raditzu doing his signature chokeslam to Pui Pui at wastelands, leading into several quick cuts of the wrestlers being knocked out in the first Loser?s Battle Royal, to ending with Celipa with the Universal Championship and smirking at the audience.

The crowd roars as the camera pans to the two announcer?s sitting ring side.

?Now folks before we begin tonight?s THRILLING match ups here at Superpowers eight, on the eve of Glory Days a PPV the promises to blow Wastelands out of the water, we have SHOCKING footage of something that happened after Superpowers Seven last week! Roll the tape!?

The camera follows along a sterile hallway that is very apparent to be a hospital, the camera turns a corner to see Yamu walking into a room the camera rushes to follow in and we see the room is occupied by Cell Jr. sitting uprights but his left leg is held immobile by a cast and is in a sling attached to the roof. The blue fighter quickly reaches for the ?nurse call? button but Yamu flicks the controller away from CJ and stands looming over him. The camera slides to the side where it can see both Cell and Yamu?s faces.

?Why are you so antsy, CJ? I?m just here to thank you for hitting Gohan.?

?Oh?yeah?I just thought since you two used to be partners you might want to??

?Oh no!? Yamu gives off a very loud very fake laugh then bends down right into azure wrestler?s face. ?Or maybe you?re right!?

?But! BUT! You gave him a cheap shot, too! You have no right to be here!? Again CJ reaches for the controller but Yamu just pushes it away again.

?But you see?Gohan and I are like brothers. I hit him, he hits me, we sit back down for Thanksgiving dinner. You, on the other hand, just keep coming and COMING. It seems to me you need to learn a lesson. Because?you a tough guy, you?re not THAT hurt and I can see you running your hurt little ass down to the ring and using that hurt ass little crutch to do some damager so?? With that the tall bald warrior lifts his right fist over his head and drops a heavy forearm to the exact spot in CJ?s cast where there is extra padding between the material and in body. The hulking assailant drops three more hammer blows to the same spot to the increasing wails of Cell Jr.

?NURSE!!! OH GOD MAKE HIM STOP!?

To finish his attack Yamu picks up a folding chair seated next to the medical bed and smashes it down where his hammer blows had also fallen. Several large orderlys break into the room immediately after the chair blow and grab Yamu forcing him out of the room. ?See you at Glory Days, CJ!? The camera stays on the wailing CJ who keeps trying to reach up and grab is re-injured knee.

[Uno]

*looks at all the clever ideas that the others posted before him*

"Uh...vote Koola?"

[Retane]

Fuck you Yamu!

[Yamu]

Originally posted by Retane
Fuck you Yamu!

One handed, and it won't even be close, bitch.

[Jinpo]

Cargo was disrespected . . . and he couldn't deal with it. Cargo reared back and through the microphone as hard as he could at Spop, drilling him square in the back of the head. The crosshatch design was now imprinted on his crome dome. The Namekian almost fell over laughing as he turned around and walked back to the locker room.

[Whompt]

"What...WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Whirling around, Spop stared down the hastily retreating Namek boy. Snatching the mic up from the floor, the bald wrestler opened up a verbal can of whup ass.

"Running like the little bitch, aren't you? That all you got? You only know how to get a hit in from behind? That's ok. You keep on going. I was gonna go easy on your punk ass, but now you made me good and angry. That's right. It's on now, bitch. When I'm done with you, you'll need a colostomy bag from my size 12 ripping your asshole wide open!"

[Android 17]

"w00t," Seventeen decreed, still reeling from the shenanigans of Vejita I. It wasn't something that the android was going to let down him, because the monitor had just announced his upcoming match at the next Superpowers...whenever that would start...or end for that matter. <_< =o

I digress, as I desperatly trying to repair this damaged quartenary wall. Nevertheless, Seventeen chuckled, an announcer entering his locker room in a gambit to get the cyborg's opinion on the revelation. The machine-hybrid took the microphone and turned to the nearest computer monitor.

"Normally, I'd probably kick this guys ass to fulfill a cliche of professional wrestlers. Either that, or I'd make fun of him for seemingly no reason whatsoever, save for showing that I have large balls than he, but I'll push that aside for the moment. Fact is, I would like to thank Burter for the shot, and I'd like to thank Paragus for like, being there to lose and whatnot, because I want at the Brolitizer, and I'll go through some handicapped monkey if that's what I have to do."

Srsly, Paragus' nickname is 'Para.' He shares a nickname with Metal Bon Para, what a fag, lawl.

[Burter]

Roster updated tonight. Card up tommorrow and the matches up tommorrow night