Cargo vs Spopovich

[Burter]

Spopovich is quickly becoming a force to be reckoned with the lower card. To reflect these, he's volunteered to be the welcoming commitee to newcomer Cargo

[Jinpo]

I'ma light you up, son!

[Whompt]

Theme song blaring, Spop strode towards the ring in typical style. A rain of both boos and cheers cascaded the behemoth's ears and he relished the attention. Halfway down the ramp, however, Cargo's music suddenly began to sound and before the large wrestler could turn around, he was waylaid from behind. Again that prissy bitch attacked him while he back was turned.

Enraged, Spopovich countered a punch from the green prick and grabbed hold of his smaller opponent by the shoulders. Lifting the midget overhead, the bald wrestler literally tossed him through the air and into the ring. The landing drove the air out of Cargo, and he was just getting to his feet when Spop slid into the ring. It was go time.

Edit: More people should vote for me. Green pricks are a sign of bad VD. Like Gonorhea. Don't vote for an STD. Vote for the circumcised-head guy.

[Spencinator]

Vote for Spop, 'cause then he will give you lovin'.

What?! I WAS DESPERATE!!! ;-;

[Jinpo]

He will also give crabs . . . VOTE FOR ME!!!!!

[Whompt]

Only when I don't use my shampoo... >.>\

Err, I mean, Cargo lies! Don't vote for a liar. He's like President Bush. Next thing you know, he'll be telling you I have weapons of mass destruction. And just because I do, doesn't mean you should believe him. Or vote for him. Cuz he sucks.