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Burter announces the #1 Contender
#1
Burter steps into the ring to make his decision for the #1 Contender to the Universal Champion...

You are welcome to make your pleas here as to why you should get the shot. Burter plans to name a #1 Contender for Superpowers X, and put the better applicants into a #1 Contendership match
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#2
Me = Undefeated.

However, I think Mura should get a rematch.

I propose a three way ladder match. Tongue
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#3
I think I should have a shot. Obviously, if Celipa was to lose, he could just grab the Asylum Champion belt.

The reason that I think I should be #1 Contender is because I've only lost one match, which wasn't even a 1v1 match (it was a 3v3 with a close defeat). By the looks of it, my next defeat may even be this tag-team match I'm in. In other words, I've never lost a match where it was just me and an opponent.

Also, I've defended the belt two or three times.
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#4
Your free to vacate the title and give it up, but as long as you're the champion, you've gotta defend that division

If you feel the belt is holding you down, you're free to give it up and go for bigger and better things
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#5
I'm a gangsta. I got shot a few times. W3rd. *gang signs*
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#6
"Just look at the champ Celipa, she's boring. She has no appeal to her. What the fans want to see is an exciting wrestler as the new champion."

"Who?" say's the interviewer. Bulma brings out her hand and pretends to backhand him. *He flinches* The crowd laughs. "See, the crowd loves my awesomeness. Why do you think I'm nicknamed the 'Awesome One, because I am so AWESOME. I am what the crowd needs as champion. Celipa makes the ratings fall. I am single handedly changing the face of CPW. I have charisma. I.Am.The.Awesome.One. Nuff said." *Bulma makes man flinch once more* The crowd laughs. "You're pathetic," say's Bulma to the announcer, who then walks away.
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#7
"Fuck you."

Celipa puts on a headband and chainbelt, and begins making traps out of natural materials. At the end of the movie she babbles like Sylvester Stallone.
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Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems

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#8
I once pooped out a turd that prompted a fellow dormmate to yell "Holy shit" upon seeing it. Unlike these other posers, that's a true story.

As for credentials, I've never touched this competition, so that makes me the best.
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#9
Gimme.
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#10
You know I'll actually make it an interesting story line.
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#11
Bring somebody new, somebody random, somebody on the waiting list....aka me
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