ep1c vs Gokua

[Burter]

Gokua is the upper carder who just can't get a title shot. ep1c is the newcomer who wants to kick enough ass to be in Gokua's position.

Let's see how it works

[Jinpo]

First one to post here gets my vote.

[Whompt]

Vote for me in my thread?

[Talys]

"A yes to both of you and then some!"

ep1c raises his arms as posters claiming his awesomeness fall from the sky.

[Aero]

But Ep1c, you sold your arms to me for a STD-tainted prostitute.

[Talys]

"Then whoes arms am I raising?" ep1c questioned, confused for he remembered the hooker incident quite well. - Gokua was the prostitute (in drag of course).


You don't want to vote for a prostitute do you?

[Broli]

Just tied it.

Huzzah!

[Talys]

Ep1c dropped the random arms he had been holding a second ago and looked down at his own body, ignoring his opponent across the ring.

"Heheh, I look like a zombie or something. . ."

The boy pauses for a moment and suddenly breaks out singing and dancing to Thriller.

[Aero]

They can't hear you, because you have no arms to wield a microphone. Also, I wasn't the prostitute. I was the pimp that sold her time to you. Also, unfortunately, she had had AIDS too. =( I'd get that checked out.


Anyway, I have two extra arms now.

*Begins to burn one of the arms.*

[Talys]

*Zelda jingle plays*

Ep1c has found. . .AIDs!

"Hmmm. . .that's bad isn't it?"

[Aero]

Originally posted by ep1c
*Zelda jingle plays*

ep1c has found. . .AIDs!

"Hmmm. . .that's bad isn't it?"

No, you didn't find AIDs, it found you.

[Aero]

ep1c u hav lik no shot at beatin me so stop