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The Truth About Burter
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#1
02-10-2007, 02:05 AM
[01:23] Greg0rz: it happened again
[01:23] Greg0rz: when I was on the highway playing my DS in the back of the car, my mom was driving
[01:23] Greg0rz: I got a pictochat message from this guy called Burter1948
[01:24] Greg0rz: I didn't suspect at the time who it was, so I gave him my address when he asked for it
[01:24] austin543210: im so sorry
[01:24] Greg0rz: did he get you too?
[01:25] austin543210: no, i avodided his attack
[01:25] Greg0rz: I wasn't so lucky :'S
[01:26] austin543210: Tell me the truth, are you just saying this to be sarcastic? If you're not, you really do need to tell somone...
[01:26] Greg0rz: I did tell someone
[01:26] Greg0rz: I PMed Bra about it
[01:26] Greg0rz: but he just laughed and called me a fag
[01:27] Greg0rz: it's not like anyone's gonna believe me anyway
[01:27] Greg0rz: I'm just a worthless piece of shit, that's what Burter told me
[01:27] austin543210: No, you're not. You're a good person.
[01:27] Greg0rz: I'm not
[01:27] Greg0rz: why else would he molest me? I'm nothing, nobody
[01:29] austin543210: You're not nobody, you're not a worhtless piece of shit,
[01:30] austin543210: I'm adding MC to the convo
Session Start (Greg0rz:chat1171071020812): Sat Feb 10 01:30:33 2007
[01:30] austin543210: you guys here?
[01:30] Greg0rz: yeah
[01:30] *** Fojc223 has joined the chat.
[01:30] Fojc223: This is a personal chat
[01:30] austin543210: alright, tell us the WHOLE story
[01:31] austin543210: use cuss words if you must
[01:31] Greg0rz: it was back around October
[01:32] Fojc223: Oh yes Burters breeding season
[01:32] austin543210: ok
[01:32] Greg0rz: Burter said if I did some things for him, he'd help me win Chubbs Idol
[01:32] austin543210: mhm
[01:32] Fojc223: Did he want a cyberBJ?
[01:32] Greg0rz: I said no
[01:33] austin543210: oh, what did you do?
[01:33] Greg0rz: he said if I refused, he'd make it so I lost, and the next week bam, Bardock's won Chubbs Idol
[01:33] austin543210: ...
[01:33] austin543210: not very fair
[01:33] Greg0rz: but I didn't mind because he left me alone after that
[01:33] Greg0rz: or so I thought
[01:33] Greg0rz: a few months later he started stalking me again
[01:34] austin543210: he's such a bastard
[01:34] Greg0rz: trying to find out my phone address and asking me to take pictures of my torso
[01:34] Fojc223: indeed we know the routine
[01:34] austin543210: just like he did to us :-\
[01:34] Greg0rz: he said if I didn't listen, I'd get banned from Chubbs
[01:34] austin543210: OH NO!
[01:34] Greg0rz: I saw what had happened to you guys, so I knew he was serious
[01:35] Greg0rz: so I ... let him
[01:35] austin543210: ...
[01:35] Fojc223: Im guessing the cyberBJ came next?
[01:35] Greg0rz: that's when he cyber-molested me
[01:35] Fojc223: was any form of a BJ included?
[01:36] Greg0rz: no ... not this time at least
[01:36] austin543210: Why o you continue to stayon this fucking site
[01:36] Greg0rz: but it got worse and worse as time went on
[01:36] austin543210: I know...
[01:36] Fojc223: Oh no
[01:36] Greg0rz: because I love Chubbs, I don't want to leave
[01:36] austin543210: I know...
[01:36] Fojc223: the cyber BJ
[01:36] Fojc223: ?
[01:36] austin543210: I think it was more of a HJ
[01:36] Fojc223: Indeed
[01:36] austin543210: But, continue Super Buu
[01:36] Greg0rz: Burter told me if I tried to leave, he'd track me down irl and kill me
[01:37] Fojc223: That is rare
[01:37] Fojc223: but happens
[01:37] austin543210: I have to tell you the truth SB.
[01:37] austin543210: Me and MC work for the government
[01:37] austin543210: We are cyber-stalking police
[01:38] austin543210: We track down Cyber-Molesters/Stalkers/BJer
[01:38] Fojc223: We hear there is a legal issues with chubbs?
[01:38] Greg0rz: that's all I know
[01:38] Fojc223: *-s
[01:38] austin543210: We will tell our boss. Burter will be hanged~
[01:38] Greg0rz: after the whole DS incident he's come by my house a few times
[01:38] Greg0rz: he always comes around when my parents are at work
[01:38] austin543210: I will hang myself, either that or I will force him to watch Paris Hilton wina grammy
[01:39] austin543210: I will hang him myself, I mean
[01:39] Greg0rz: he wears a Burter mask so I can't identify him
[01:39] Fojc223: That sucks
[01:39] *** austin543210 has left the chat.


The truth is out! Your days as a cyber-molester are numbered, Burter!
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02-10-2007, 02:08 AM
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02-10-2007, 02:10 AM
Who HASN'T Burt molested? Jeez...I figured that out like...one, two...Four months into my membership. It was a prerequisit for joining DA. I thought you knew?
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02-10-2007, 02:14 AM
Burt keeps saying I'm too young for his type of man-love. ._.
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#5
02-10-2007, 02:17 AM
Don't worry guys, soon Burter will be brought to justice. MC/13 are on the case. They're cyber-stalking police.

... Wait a second. LEAVE THE POLICE ALONE YOU BASTARDS! THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH!
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02-10-2007, 02:18 AM
We have a 13? Oo
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02-10-2007, 02:56 AM
[21:47:12] Fojc223: hey?

[21:47:20] Rebinator: yo
[21:47:48] Fojc223: Did Super Buu tell you?

[21:48:01] Rebinator: no?
[21:48:33] Fojc223: He was just saying perverted crap about you.

[21:48:46] Rebinator: sweet
[21:48:52] Fojc223: lol

[21:49:03] Fojc223: He was just kidding though.

[21:49:11] Rebinator: oh. it's all good then
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02-10-2007, 03:07 AM
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02-10-2007, 08:48 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Who HASN'T Burt molested?

He hasn't molested me.

Oh...wait...ooooooo...

...nevermind.
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#10
02-10-2007, 09:32 AM
Holy crap. How did I not think of this joke?

Regardless, you played them like a fiddle. Fantastic. XD

[01:30] austin543210: alright, tell us the WHOLE story
[01:31] austin543210: use cuss words if you must
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02-10-2007, 10:25 AM
Is it me or is that Foj guy obsessed with cyberBJ, that's all he kept saying everytime Supes moved on to the next point heh
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02-10-2007, 12:51 PM
"Burter's breeding season." xD That was the best part.
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02-10-2007, 12:55 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Super Buu
[01:37] austin543210: I have to tell you the truth SB.
[01:37] austin543210: Me and MC work for the government
[01:37] austin543210: We are cyber-stalking police
[01:38] austin543210: We track down Cyber-Molesters/Stalkers/BJer
[01:38] Fojc223: We hear there is a legal issues with chubbs?
[01:38] Greg0rz: that's all I know
[01:38] Fojc223: *-s
[01:38] austin543210: We will tell our boss. Burter will be hanged~
[01:38] Greg0rz: after the whole DS incident he's come by my house a few times
[01:38] Greg0rz: he always comes around when my parents are at work
[01:38] austin543210: I will hang myself, either that or I will force him to watch Paris Hilton wina grammy
[01:39] austin543210: I will hang him myself, I mean
[01:39] Greg0rz: he wears a Burter mask so I can't identify him
[01:39] Fojc223: That sucks
[01:39] *** austin543210 has left the chat.


The truth is out! Your days as a cyber-molester are numbered, Burter!




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02-10-2007, 03:23 PM
Man, MC/13 is sly. That guy has been tracking down Burts all this time, and disguising it by acting like he wants to join Chubbs, and then spamming the joining board when he doesn't get his way! How did I miss this!? I should have known all along that MC/13 didn't really want to join Chubbs, they just wanted to investigate Cyber-Burts!!!
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02-10-2007, 03:25 PM
Why can't I be as popular as Burt? Seriously. Everyone knows him. >.>
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02-10-2007, 03:26 PM
I know you, Violet. <3
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02-10-2007, 03:29 PM
I know, but you don't see anything like,

"..and Violet molesting teenage boys who post their phone numbers on geek central" or anything. Only Burt...only Burt.... /jealousy
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02-10-2007, 03:31 PM
410-542-2617


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02-10-2007, 03:33 PM
Don't tempt me! I made sure my phone plan included unlimited nationwide long distance. >.>
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02-10-2007, 03:34 PM
Ask for Baron (bear-uhn) when you call. =o
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