Riddle Me...Bitch!

[Captain Silver]

2. A Key

BITCH

[Jinpo]

the second way is to turn either of the plus signs into a four.

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My riddle:

In the basement there are 3 light switches in the off position. Each switch controls 1 of 3 light bulbs on the floor above. You may move any of the switches, but you may only go up stairs one time. How can you determine which switch controls each light?

[Uno]

Alright, you guys are smart. But, you guys can't find out what is so odd about this paragraph. Nothing is wrong with this paragraph, grammar wise. But there is an odd thing about it. Can you find out what is odd?

[Uno]

Here's another riddle...

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

[Whompt]

Originally posted by Koola
Alright, you guys are smart. But, you guys can't find out what is so odd about this paragraph. Nothing is wrong with this paragraph, grammar wise. But there is an odd thing about it. Can you find out what is odd?

No letter E, which is the most common letter in the alphabet.

Edit: But you messed up right there, if that was indeed the answer.

[Whompt]

Originally posted by Koola
Here's another riddle...

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

The maid. The mail doesn't run on Sunday.

[Uno]

Ho Ho! You guys. How bout this?

Just as Bill was passing a sign, he looked at his watch. It said 9:30. After 5 hours, he passed another sign, and he looked at his watch again. It read 11:30. How is this possible?

[Whompt]

I wanna say he was passing through timezones on a plane, or maybe driving, but I don't think that's the answer. But that's what I'll go with.

[Jinpo]

Or a combination of passing through timezones and Daylight Savings Time.

EDIT: You guys didn't see my first riddle. Also, here's another one:

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

[Whompt]

Nothing?

[Uno]

Yeah, you guys are right. He changed the time of his watch becuase he moved up three time zones. He looked at it after he changed it, to see if it was working.

[Jinpo]

Originally posted by Spopovich
Nothing?

You don't seem confident in that answer . . .

. . . but you are correct

[Uno]

05* *
10* *
15* *
20* *

A man needs to get across the river along with his four boats. He can put a smaller no. boat into a larger no. boat. Acording to the no. of the boat, that's how many days it'll take to cross the river. He can't put more than one boat into another boat. What is the least amount of days it'll take to cross the river? Please explain your answer.

[Hellfighter 17]

Fifty-five days.

1. The 20/5 for there and the 5 back.
2. The 15/5 for there and the 5 back.
3. The 10/5 for there.

[Uno]

Yup.

How bout this one, same rules

1* *
2* *
4* *
8* *

[Hellfighter 17]

Sixteen. Same explanation. =\

[Uno]

Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
Sixteen. Same explanation. =\

*evil snicker*

[Old Zangya]

I have a tail, and I have a head, but I have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

[Saz]

A coin.

EDIT: Here's a crappy one.

A mother has 7 children, half of them are boys. How is this possible?

[Hellfighter 17]

She ate half of the last one.