How many Chubbs members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Talys]

I so stole this from another forum >.>

The Answer:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the science central section
2 to argue then move it to the Legendary Asylum
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
12 of the members will take the posts off-topic and have a mini-conversation about how much they think Canada sucks or how XTREME they are. Then, someone will tell them to knock it off and get back on the topic of lightbulbs.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

You do the addition part.

[Tapion]

That made me laugh :]

GENIOUS!

[Celipa]

xD

[Drake]

I am way too XTREME to screw in a lightbulb

[Metal Teemer]

Canada sucks. I actually just had to replace a headlight in my car, which is not unlike screwing in a lightbulb.

[Talys]

Originally posted by Metal 15.1
Canada sucks. I actually just had to replace a headlight in my car, which is not unlike screwing in a lightbulb.

I did that once. . .be careful though, dude. It can be dangerous.

[Captain Silver]

Candles are the way of the future!

[Aqua]

It's called a lamp, if you want to be technical.

[Old Zangya]

Originally posted by ep1c

Originally posted by Metal 15.1
Canada sucks. I actually just had to replace a headlight in my car, which is not unlike screwing in a lightbulb.

I did that once. . .be careful though, dude. It can be dangerous.

"I actually just had to replace a headlight in my car, which is not unlike screwing in a lightbulb" - to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

"I did that once. . " - to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

"be careful though, dude. It can be dangerous" - to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

[Talys]

Originally posted by Aqua
It's called a lamp, if you want to be technical.

Nah man, I used to work in a business and lightbulb is fine. Oh, and it's "lightblub" not "light bulb".

[Banned Chi Chi]

As defined by Dictionary.com.

lightbulb

noun
electric lamp consisting of a transparent or translucent glass housing containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated by electricity.

light bulb
?noun
an electric light

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Chi Chi
As defined by Dictionary.com.

lightbulb

noun
electric lamp consisting of a transparent or translucent glass housing containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated by electricity.

light bulb
?noun
an electric light

Aqua is win.

[Bra]

I hate you. All of you. So much.

[Raspberry]

Light bulb aah a new word for me =D

[Vegeta]

...197?

[Hellfighter 17]

Correct, Waffuru.

Originally posted by Aqua

Originally posted by Chi Chi
As defined by Dictionary.com.

lightbulb

noun
electric lamp consisting of a transparent or translucent glass housing containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated by electricity.

light bulb
?noun
an electric light

Aqua is win.

No, you aren't. You said "technically it is lamp," menaing the other vriations are incorrect, thus you are lose.

Originally posted by Metal 15.1
Canada sucks. I actually just had to replace a headlight in my car, which is not unlike screwing in a lightbulb.

I've done it before. It was easy. *shrug*

[Android 14]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how'd they get in there?

Yes, lame, I know.

[Uno]

http://www.fotosearch.com/photos-images/light-bulb.html

[Captain Silver]

Canada sucks. And I am XTREME.

[Ruhiel]

Just stop it! I can't take any more of this controversy!