Tag Team #1 Contendership: Migoren/Grandpa Gohan vs Double Deuce

[Burter]

The final match of the Tag Team Turmoil match. The winner takes on Pi Squared next week

Gramps: 20
Migoren: 12

Aqua: 23
Spoovich: 8

[Aqua]

Through his various wins, Aqua now found himself in contention for his second number one contender position. This time, however, he was shooting for the tag team spot with his partner Spop. The only concern Aqua had was that having a partner might not be conducive to his entertaining methods. Spop wasn't the most stealthy of creatures, and was very likely, the largest of all the wrestlers in the CPW aside from Mr. Buu.

Luckily for Aqua, he and Spop got along relatively well, despite the fact that they had recently fought for the number one contender spot. Therefore, all Aqua had to do was approach Spop before the match to iron out the details of their entrance.

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?Spop!?

?What's up fish bait??

?Yeah... so what's the plan for our entrance??

?Oh lord... are you going to do some overly dramatic entrance again??

Aqua kicked at the floor shyly, ?I was thinking about it...?

?Christ! Count me out. I'll go out first, then you can do... whatever it is you do.?

?Sounds fine. Whatcha watchin'??

?Harold and Kumar's Trip to White Castle. Wanna watch??

?Good movie... nah, I need to eat some lunch. I'll catch you later.?

?Food? That sounds good. What are you having??

Aqua turned to leave the room and replied with an off-handed tone, ?Fish sticks.? and was gone, only to poke his head around the corner ?and funyuns.? Spop smiled and shook his head.

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Spop had already entered the ring for the night's match and was shocked to see Aqua painted all black, and wrapped around the ring post. Apparently, he thought that no one could see him because of his black clothes and face paint. Spop inched over to the ring post and whispered to Aqua out of the corner of his mouth. ?You know I can see you right??

Aqua hissed back, ?Shut the hell up and get away! You'll give me away!? The assertion was so ludicrous that Spop couldn't help but assume the Aqua-jin was joking. He walked away as the lights dimmed and the bass picked up for Aqua's entrance. When the lights were turned back on, Aqua was no longer wrapped around the ring post, nor was he in the ring. However, Spop quickly spotted the Aqua-jin wrapped around the adjacent ring post from his previous location. If anything, he was easier to spot because he was breathing heavily from his efforts to sneak around in the dark. That, and he still had light brown funyun crumbs on his chest.

Spop walked over to where Aqua was ?hiding?, grabbed him by the collar and placed him in the middle of the ring. Aqua struggled in vain as he dangled above the ring floor for a moment before being placed back on his feet, causing the fans to erupt in roaring laughter. They simply labeled it as an ?act.? Aqua was fuming because he knew it was nothing of the sort but his anger quickly subsided when he saw that the fans were enjoying themselves all the same.

[Grandpa Gohan]

Spopobitch is mine. >O I will win, hear me?!

[Whompt]

A scowl crossed the large wrestler's face when he heard the ludicrous call out of the elderly man.

"Listen here, Geriatric George. You might have got one over on me last time, but it ain't gonna happen again."

Taking a step forward, Spop's hands balled into rather large fists. He prepared for what could possibly be the best lie of all time.

"You were lucky some honey in the stands flashed me her tits right as I was getting ready to knock your bitch ass out. This time, I plan to take my sexual frustration out on you."

[Grandpa Gohan]

You see that? Spopobitch is gay. Don't for for queers, vote for me.

[Whompt]

Originally posted by Spopovich
Ooooh! I see, Gramps. You're one of those type of old people.



Sorry. I'm not interested in your basement plans.

I felt the need to remind you of your past transgressions.

[Kirano]

GG, my man.

[Grandpa Gohan]

Originally posted by Bulma
GG, my man.

\m/(>_<)\m/

Spopobitch, I told you that I'd win, and so far, I'm beating you. Also, need I remind you of my prime? I did it before and I'll do it again!

Edit: I'll make anyone who votes for me a sig. All ya gotta do is vote for me and gimmie specifics and its yours.

Edit2: I said I'm beating you spopobitch cause I'm higher on the poll XD bauhaha.

[Aqua]

I'm still waiting on my sig for voting for Gokua last round...

[Grandpa Gohan]

Baron is lazy however. :o

[Whompt]

Old guys suck. They have wrinkly balls. Vote for the young hotness known as Spopovich. You won't get a sig, but you'll get the satisfaction of voting for the right person.

[Grandpa Gohan]

Originally posted by Spopovich
Old guys suck. They have wrinkly balls. Vote for the young hotness known as Spopovich. You won't get a sig, but you'll get the satisfaction of voting for the right person.

Least I have balls. >:o

*old disco music plays* I can still get it on! *pelvic thrust*

You want me to win anyways, so vote for me. >=]

[Whompt]

Disco is dead. Like you should be. What are you, like a hundred and fifty? Comon. Just go ahead and crawl into your grave now and save the taxpayers the trouble of paying your Medicare.

[Grandpa Gohan]

You're one to talk, your draining SSI of it's funds. Stop being retarted and go get a job.

[Whompt]

Fuck you, Dad! You never believed in me! I hate you! *runs away crying*

[Grandpa Gohan]

>=D

[Kirano]

Ponders whether he should run after Spop.

[Grandpa Gohan]

<.<

>.>

Do eet Bulma. I wanna see spopobitch get busted open worse than he already is >D